November 3rd
Jammy Manc buggers. Oh well, at least it livened up the evening. I spent it watching Beşiktaş meekly raising the white flag against the VW boys, while flicking over to the surprisingly entertaining Madrid – Milan match.
Manchester United 3 – 3 CSKA Moscow
Sir Alex has reacted angrily to Darren Fletcher’s booking for diving against CSKA Moscow, which is a bit of a surprise and not what we expect of him at all.
Atletico Madrid 2 – 2 Chelsea
This humdinger finished Sergio Agüero 2-2 Didier Drogba as Chelsea booked a last-16 berth.
Beşiktaş 0 – 3 Wolfsburg
Bloody crap.
Bayern Munich 0 – 2 Bordeaux
Bayern look boggered while the French champions booked a place in the Champions League knockout round.
AC Milan 1 – 1 Real Madrid
Ronaldinho’s penalty cancelled out Benzema’s opener as the spoils were shared.
November 4th
Arsenal 4 – 1 AZ
Cesc Fábregas bagged a brace as Arsenal all-but-booked a spot in the knockout stages.
Lyon 1 – 1 Liverpool
Benítez has admitted his team needs a ‘miracle’ to reach the knockout stages. Well duh.
Rubin Kazan 0 – 0 Barcelona
I watched this and it was even crappier than the scoreline suggests. Barça were lucky to get away with a point, truth be known.
Increasingly middle-aged and increasingly disillusioned by modern football, I want to share with you how good football used to be before it was ruined by money. 
Goodbye Rafa and thanks for all the memories.