Aston Villa 0 – 1 Liverpool
Fernando Torres scored his 50th league goal for Liverpool to secure a vital three points in the battle for fourth. That’s right, Liverpool are desperately battling to finish fourth.
The blond from ‘Without a trace‘ discusses Liverpool’ shock win
Monsignor Benitez denies all knowledge of having received his p45 form
Bolton Wanderers 2 – 2 Hull City
That man Stephen Hunt salvaged a much needed point for the Tigers after Bolton had let a two-goal lead slip.
Tottenham 2 – 0 West Ham
Little Luka Modric scored on his first start since August as Spurs moved up to fourth in the table. Like that will last.
Lord Harold of Redknapp after Spurs’ win
Gianfrodo Zola after that West Ham defeat
Chelsea 2 – 1 Fulham
Bad news: After watching Chelsea’s fine win over Fulham at Stamford Bridge, that bugger José Mourinho revealed that he wants to return to management in England. Meanwhile, a deluded Bulgarian had this to say:
I think that we are in a great position. There are a lot of games before the end of the season and it will be difficult. I think it will be decided between us and Chelsea but in the end I think we’ll end up on top.’
Dimitar Berbatov
Ancelotti after Chelsea’s win
Cockney geezer after the Fulham defeat at Chelsea
Everton 2 – 0 Burnley
A mere seven minutes remained when James Vaughan, on as an 83rd minute sub, converted Marouane Fellaini’s low cross to spark wild celebrations from the home crowd. Pienaar added a last minute second. Everton for the Europa League?
David Moyes gloat
Owen Coyle grizzle
Blackburn 2 – 2 Sunderland
I really don’t care at all.
Stoke City 0 – 1 Birmingham City
Cameron Jerome’s effort has given Birmingham City a valuable victory over Stoke and another great result that has them dreaming of Europe next year.
Wolves 0 – 3 Manchester City
Italian idiot Roberto Mancini has predicted Man City could catch leaders Chelsea at the top of the table, but only if the fixture list keeps throwing relegation cannon fodder his way for the rest of the season.
