Manchester United 4 – 0 AC Milan (agg 7-2)
I feel old: I can remember when Milan were good. The wonderful Wayne Rooney scored twice as United crushed Milan to reach the quarter-finals.
Turncoat Vidic…
Lord Rooney…
Old man Neville…
That Korean lad…
Real Madrid 1 – 1 Lyon (agg 1-2)
Funny. Miralem Pjanic’s goal at the Bernabéu meant that the buggers in white miss out on a quarter-final spot. Again. The final will be held at the Bernabéu but Madrid will not be there, except as frustrated hosts at someone else’s party.
Burnley 1 – 1 Stoke
Yawn. Big David Nugent cancelled out that lad Tuncay’s opener to earn Burnley a point at Turf Moor.
Arsenal 5 – 0 Porto (agg 6-2)
Arsène Wenger would welcome the chance to face an English side in the quarter‑finals, the fool.
Analysis of the match…
Fiorentina 3 – 2 Bayern Munich (agg 4-4)
Arjen Robben scored the crucial goal as Bayern Munich progressed on away goals.
Sunderland 4 – 0 Bolton
Big Darren Bent scored a hat-trick as Sunderland recorded their first league win since November. After nearly 4 months and 14 Premier League games without a win Sunderland’s bleak winter finally ended last night.
Portsmouth 1 – 2 Birmingham
Mighty Cameron Jerome struck twice as Birmingham took revenge on Portsmouth for their Cup exit.
