England 3 – 1 Egypt
The crowd may have booed but Fabio Capello led the praise for his centre-back John Terry after a strong display at Wembley.
Fabio Capello after the Egypt game…
Turkey 2 – 0 Honduras
I watched this and it was even worse than you think it was.
Italy 0 – 0 Cameroon
How crap?
Mexico 2 – 0 New Zealand
I can’t tell you how much I don’t care.
Portugal 2 – 0 China
Yawn.
Germany 0 – 1 Argentina
Horrible.
France 0 – 2 Spain
Bloody cheating Henry.
Romania 0 – 2 Israel
Taking a break from killing Palestinians.
Holland 2 – 1 United States
Do you think I give a damn?
Belgium 0 – 1 Croatia
Why bother?
Slovenia 4 – 1 Qatar
Aren’t we playing this lot at the World Cup?
Poland 2 – 0 Bulgaria
Insert opposite of smiley face here.
Switzerland 1 – 3 Uruguay
No spitting, please.
Algeria 0 – 3 Serbia
Aren’t we playing this lot at the World Cup?
Hungary 1 – 1 Russia
Aaagggghhh.
