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- About by: dave
February 10, 2009, 18:38
I used to love football when I was growing up but now it's too much about the money.
- Panini by: dave
June 14, 2009, 00:11
Here are the answers... Panini legends #11: West German mullet army
- Site Map by: dave
November 1, 2009, 18:14
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- Cheating disgrace to World football, 18th November by: dave
November 19, 2009, 14:40
France 1 - 1 Ireland (Agg. 2-1) 'It was ridiculous really and unfortunately it's what we thought was going to happen. The World Cup is run by people who…
- Do the likes of Beşiktaş stand a chance in the Champions League? by: dave
September 14, 2009, 23:24
The red peril are in town tonight to play my favourite Turkish team Beşiktaş. Tickets are a not unreasonably priced 75 lira (30 quid / 50 dollars) Will I be…
- International World Cup qualifier roundup by: dave
September 7, 2009, 00:16
Scotland 2 – 0 Macedonia What I love most about the Scots is how consistently close they get to achieving something before failing spectacularly at the…
- More Champions League qualifiers by: dave
August 27, 2009, 01:11
Celtic midfielder Massimo Donati has rightly called for cheating bastard Eduardo da Silva to receive a European ban after accusing him of diving to win the…
- European roundup by: dave
August 23, 2009, 06:11
Celtic 5 – 2 St. Johnstone Marc-Antoine Fortune and Shaun Maloney put Celtic into a 2-0 lead at home to St Johnstone, with Collin Samuel pulling one back…
- RIP Sir Bobby by: dave
July 31, 2009, 04:22
The legendary Sir Bobby Robson has died after losing a long battle with cancer. The former England, Barcelona and Newcastle manager passed away this…
- Spot the ball competitions by: dave
July 21, 2009, 04:42
I remember way back when I were a lad, well the ’80s feels like a long time ago now. Me and my school mates used to play the spot the ball competitions, a…
- Get on your bike by: dave
July 7, 2009, 13:12
Not only is bicycling a highly efficient mode of transportation, most favorable for short to moderate distances compared to motor vehicles, bikes also have…
- Online gambling review by: dave
June 22, 2009, 04:22
If you’re searching for the buzz of a casino, although you can’t get to places like Vegas, why not try online gambling? From its early days in the 1990s,…
- Why I'm going to Russia by: dave
June 4, 2009, 22:57
Apologies to the female among you for this blatant attempt to bring in the geezers.
- Lance Armstrong Foundation Paris vacation giveaway by: dave
June 2, 2009, 00:23
The Lance Armstrong Foundation is an American nonprofit organization that provides support for people who are affected by cancer, and was founded in 1997 by…
- Scottish excitement by: dave
May 13, 2009, 23:11
Rangers 1 - 0 Celtic So, it was, apparently, all over bar the shouting at the weekend after this result. The league was Rangers' for the losing. Celtic were…
- Tin Pot semis by: dave
May 1, 2009, 00:27
Werder Bremen 0 - 1 Hamburg A storming Per Trochowski header into the far top corner handed Hamburg a 28th minute lead at Bremen in the German semi. …
- Sunday in the Premier League by: dave
April 27, 2009, 02:03
Arsenal 2 - 0 Middlesbrough After his unbelievable midweek antics, Andrei Arshavin found himself at the centre of the action again for Arsenal as…
- Fenerbahçe 1 - 2 Ankaragücü by: dave
April 26, 2009, 03:58
Fenerbahce 1 - 2 Ankaragucu The yellow canaries slumped to yet another shock defeat, Iglesias and Jaba from the penalty spot scoring for Ankaragücü…
- FA Cup semi final: Arsenal 1-2 Chelsea by: dave
April 18, 2009, 21:34
Big Didier Drogba's late goal put Chelsea in the final after Theo Walcott had given Arsenal the lead in an entertaining if not classic semi final. 'Interim'…
- It's Saturday, that means Premier League action by: dave
April 18, 2009, 11:34
Sunderland 1 - 0 Hull Oh dear, Hull are now in deep shit. Ricky Sbragia's side gained three valuable points as Hull were pushed deeper into the relegation…
- Wednesday night Champions League normality by: dave
April 15, 2009, 23:25
Well, what were you expecting? Porto 0-1 Man United (agg 2-3) Cristiano Ronaldo's stunning strike put Manchester United into a last four…
- German weekend highlights by: dave
April 13, 2009, 00:20
Another great weekend of German footy. Bayern Munich 4 - 0 Eintracht Frankfurt Big Franck Ribery’s fabulous form continued against Eintracht…
- Introducing 'The Firm' by: dave
April 10, 2009, 04:57
internet advertising In the tradition of the Football Factory, the same director Nick Love now brings us The Firm. Dom, a young and upcoming soccer…
- Feel the magic of the Tin Pot by: dave
April 10, 2009, 00:13
As I've said before, I did at one point fancy going to the final this year as it's only a couple of miles down the road from my apartment, but with…
- Wednesday night’s Champions League games by: dave
April 9, 2009, 00:09
So, everyone thinks Barça are great again and Liverpool have been knocked back off their perch. An interesting night of footy all in all. Liverpoo…
- Tuesday night's Champions League games by: dave
April 7, 2009, 12:49
Man Utd 2-2 Porto Time to face facts, Man Utd have turned crap and any half decent team is going to fancy their chances at the moment. Question…
- Man Utd 3 - 2 Aston Villa by: dave
April 5, 2009, 12:15
Man Utd 3 - 2 Aston Villa Bloody hell, just when you thought Liverpool fans might be glad Benitez is staying, Man Utd throw the race back their…
- Saturday's Premier League games by: dave
April 4, 2009, 22:03
internet advertising Here are lowlights from the other games... Arsenal 2 - 0 Manchester City Two goals from big Emmanuel Adebayor increased…
- World Cup qualifier quotes by: dave
April 2, 2009, 04:09
"Every Bolivia goal was a stab in my heart. If we had dreamed this was going to happen before the game, we would have thought it was impossible." Argen…
- Wedneday night international matches by: dave
April 2, 2009, 03:10
Thank God that's over and done with so we can get back to some real footy. International week is awful and these are the pick of the games.
- The joy of international footy by: dave
March 28, 2009, 22:04
The good... England 4 - 0 Slovakia Northern Ireland 3 - 2 Poland The bad... Ireland 1 - 1 Bulgaria The ugly... Holland 3-0…
- Bursaspor 2 - 1 Fenerbahçe by: dave
March 21, 2009, 00:29
Well, another Friday night game, another nightmare for Fener. They may have been celebrating Galatasaray's failure in the UEFA Cup the previous…
- UEFA tin pot Thursday highlights by: dave
March 20, 2009, 00:53
internet advertising I'm running out of ways to describe how pants this competition is and we're still only approaching the quarter final stage. …
- Fenerbahce 1 - 1 Kocaelispor by: dave
March 13, 2009, 22:27
Big Luis Aragones is making a right mess of Fenerbahçe's season (insert smiley face here). Last night's dour 1-1 at home to lowly Kocaelispor was the…
- Frost / Clough by: dave
March 6, 2009, 03:00
Before you wonder about the title of the post, bear with me, I’ll get to the point eventually. Martin O'Neill’s Aston Villa look like a spent…
- Wednesday night in the Premier League by: dave
March 4, 2009, 21:46
Obafemi Martins is seriously displeased with his haircut So, Newcastle make a decent fist of it before Man Utd finally restore the status quo.…
- The man who beat up Vinnie Jones by: dave
March 4, 2009, 04:57
Rob Bagchi has written an interesting article today about the apparent softness of today's footballers when compared to the nutters of the…
- Beckham funds to take a pounding by: dave
March 4, 2009, 02:34
Italian footy is crap, I miss Sir Alex so much... Talks between AC Milan and the LA Galaxy over an immediate permanent transfer have broken down…
- 20 years ago The Sun printed this by: dave
March 3, 2009, 10:55
Bastards.
- Serie A weekend highlights by: dave
March 2, 2009, 01:56
Personally, being forced to watch Serie A is worse than having crack cocaine injected into parts of my body that I'd rather keep crack-free.…
- Greater London Municipality United? by: dave
February 28, 2009, 03:20
That would make for a pretty shit name for a football team, I think we can all agree. The first incidence of crowd violence would be the beating up of the…
- Champions League roundup by: dave
February 25, 2009, 02:02
Anyone still doubting how bad the Italian league has got need only take a look at last night's match with Manchester United. So Inter are running…
- Cheating disgrace to World football, 18th November by: dave
- Clubs (1)
- Harry good, Juande bad? by: dave
February 20, 2009, 01:34
Juande Ramos is doing a Martin Jol-esque job of proving that Tottenham are the problem and not the plethora of reputable international managers whose…
- Harry good, Juande bad? by: dave
- Nations (137)
- World Cup classics: Bulgaria 2-1 Germany (1994) by: dave
September 2, 2010, 10:16
1994 was a groundbreaking World Cup in many ways. The defending champions West Germany were united with their East German counterparts, representing the…
- Holland 0-1 Spain by: dave
July 11, 2010, 23:42
Andres Iniesta struck a dramatic winner late in extra time to give Spain World Cup glory for the first time but condemned the Netherlands to their third…
- Germany 3-2 Uruguay by: dave
July 10, 2010, 23:54
Germany 3 - Uruguay 2 - Watch more Videos at Vodpod.
- Paul picks Spain by: dave
July 7, 2010, 12:31
What a bugger.
- The transformation of Dunga by: dave
July 6, 2010, 09:08
From dung to dungerer: the Brazil coach Dunga and all of his technical staff have been dismissed by the Brazilian Football Federation after their 2-1…
- (Lego) Holland 2-1 Brazil by: dave
July 6, 2010, 09:03
I'm happy to see any visual representation of the dirty South American cheats being dumped out of the competition. Holland 2 - Brazil 1 in Lego -…
- Paraguay 0-1 Spain by: dave
July 4, 2010, 01:03
David Villa scored the only goal seven minutes from time after both teams missed a penalty in a hugely lacklustre affair. Spain had scored all 14 of their…
- Argentina 0-4 Germany by: dave
July 3, 2010, 19:08
At the end I tried to make a list of all the things Germany did wrong today and came up with absolutely nothing. This was a marvellous performance by the…
- Julio Cesar crying v Holland by: dave
July 3, 2010, 12:08
You have to laugh... Julio Cesar crying v Holland - Watch more Videos at Vodpod.
- An Amsterdam bar celebrates Holland's win by: dave
July 3, 2010, 12:04
The rest of the World was rooting for you, too. Thank you! Amsterdam bar celebrates Holland win - Watch more Videos at Vodpod.
- Uruguay 1-1 Ghana (4-2 pens) by: dave
July 3, 2010, 00:54
Uruguay won an epic encounter on penalties after Ghana had missed a spot-kick in the final-seconds of extra-time. On the day of the big World Cup surprise,…
- Holland 2-1 Brazil by: dave
July 2, 2010, 19:09
Yes, yes, yes. The first Brazilian own-goal in 97 World Cup matches, from the head of Felipe Melo, set up the victory with which Holland finally avenged…
- Back when it was fun to watch Brazil by: dave
July 2, 2010, 11:39
In 1986 people from around the world still really wanted Brazil to win the World Cup. Now no one gives a shit. I've always loved this goal although I…
- Poor old Ronaldo by: dave
July 1, 2010, 10:50
Portugal's captain, Cristiano Ronaldo, feels like a 'broken man' after his team's 1-0 World dejected figure as David Villa's winner earned Spain a…
- A brief history of Germany v Argentina at the World Cup by: dave
July 1, 2010, 09:33
2006 In the quarter-finals Germany and Argentina ended 1–1 after extra time; the hosts edging out the Argentinians 4–2 on penalties to go through to…
- (Lego) Germany 4-1 England by: dave
June 30, 2010, 09:02
Even in lego that bloody ball is miles over the line. Germany 4 - England 1 in lego - Watch more Videos at Vodpod.
- Spain 1-0 Portugal by: dave
June 29, 2010, 23:58
David Villa scored the deciding goal as Spain huffed and puffed before eventually blowing Portugal's house down. Spain 1 - Portugal 0 - Watch…
- Japan 0-0 Paraguay (3-5 pens) by: dave
June 29, 2010, 20:53
This was the kind of match that would put most right-thinking people to sleep. Paraguay 0* - Japan 0 - Watch more Videos at Vodpod.
- Defeated England football team arrive home by: dave
June 29, 2010, 12:46
What a bunch of cretins... Defeated England football team arrive home - Watch more Sports Videos at Vodpod. I had the following thought and I…
- Brazil 3-0 Chile by: dave
June 29, 2010, 01:34
Brazil easily picked off Chile with a series of razor-sharp attacks to comfortably make the quarter-finals. Brazil 3 - Chile 0 - Watch more…
- Holland 2-1 Slovakia by: dave
June 28, 2010, 21:18
Holland set up a quarter-final date with Brazil or Chile after seeing off a spirited, much-better-than-England Slovakia side. Arjen Robben v…
- How to fix the England team by: dave
June 28, 2010, 12:34
Listen, it really isn't that difficult... We need players who hold their positions, who know their position in the team. An advantage sometimes and…
- Is it just me? by: dave
June 28, 2010, 12:23
I've been looking at replays of Frank Lampard's disallowed goal in the game last night, and it seems to me that the ball may have crossed the line. What do you…
- Bunch of losers start making excuses... by: dave
June 28, 2010, 11:43
Here's what the bunch of jokers who 'played' had to say for themselves... John Terry Terry backs Capello to stay on as England manager - Watch…
- Argentina 3-1 Mexico by: dave
June 28, 2010, 11:38
Argentina joined Germany in apparently winning comforatbly... with a little help from a ridiculously bad line-call. The two World Cup heavyweights will…
- Fabio Capello post Germany defeat by: dave
June 27, 2010, 20:24
Grrr... Fabio Capello post Germany defeat - Watch more Videos at Vodpod.
- Hurst 1966 v Lampard 2010 by: dave
June 27, 2010, 20:21
I'm still in shock... Hurst (2) 1966 v Lampard 2010 - Watch more Videos at Vodpod.
- Germany 4-1 England by: dave
June 27, 2010, 20:10
This is the heaviest defeat we have ever known at a World Cup finals, outdoing a 4-2 loss to Uruguay in 1954. That's meaningful mostly as a measure of our…
- Disgraced Italy arrive home by: dave
June 27, 2010, 11:03
Where are the rotten tomatoes? Disgraced Italy arrive home - Watch more Videos at Vodpod.
- Ghana 2-1 USA (aet) by: dave
June 26, 2010, 23:59
There could still be time for Africa yet, with Asamoah Gyan's extra-time winner meaning that Ghana will face Uruguay in the last eight. Gyan became only…
- Uruguay 2-1 South Korea by: dave
June 26, 2010, 19:55
After all the talk of Brazil and Argentina, perhaps it is time we started taking Uruguay more seriously when it comes to potential champions from South…
- Switzerland 0-0 Honduras by: dave
June 25, 2010, 23:25
They've both gone, let's get on with it. The Swiss bowed out in underwhelming fashion and few will be sorry to see the back of them Switzerland 0…
- Spain 2-1 Chile by: dave
June 25, 2010, 23:19
Spain avoided becoming the third of European football's superpowers to be toppled at this World Cup, and a potential clash with Brazil in the last 16, by…
- Portugal 0-0 Brazil by: dave
June 25, 2010, 19:15
Boring, boring, boring. A thoroughly mean-spirited goalless draw with few scoring chances was highlighted by a blizzard of seven yellow cards in the first…
- Ivory Coast 3-0 North Korea by: dave
June 25, 2010, 18:58
Too little, too late. Ivory Coast beat North Korea 3-0 but the win was not enough to prevent the African side from going out of the World Cup. Goodbyei…
- Japan 3-1 Denmark by: dave
June 24, 2010, 23:45
Bloody typical: you wait ages for a blockbuster free-kick at this World Cup, then two come almost at once. Japan needed only a draw to qualify for the last…
- Holland 2-1 Cameroon by: dave
June 24, 2010, 23:41
Holland beat Cameroon 2-1 in Cape Town to top Group E with three wins out of three. I'm scared. Cameroon 1 - Holland 2 - Watch more Videos at…
- Slovakia 3-2 Italy by: dave
June 24, 2010, 18:35
Two goals from Slovakia's Robert Vittek denied a late fightback from the reigning world champions. The Italians were deserved champions in 2006 but a…
- Paraguay 0-0 New Zealand by: dave
June 24, 2010, 17:29
Unbeaten New Zealand bowed out of the tournament. Paraguay finished with five points in Group F, two more than New Zealand and one ahead of Slovakia, who…
- Australia 2-1 Serbia by: dave
June 23, 2010, 23:56
Australia beat Serbia in their fina group D match but neither side progressed to last 16. In the end, it was all for nothing. A pulsating match in…
- Germany 1-0 Ghana by: dave
June 23, 2010, 23:50
Germany's immaculate record of always qualifying from the initial group stages of a World Cup remained intact. Young Mesut Özil's belter of a goal was…
- USA 1-0 Algeria by: dave
June 23, 2010, 19:07
Bad Algerians. USA 1 - Algeria 0 - Watch more Videos at Vodpod.
- Slovenia 0-1 England by: dave
June 23, 2010, 19:01
We finally found a team worse than us. England avoided elimination from the World Cup at the group stage but we were far from convincing. Why has it taken…
- Greece 0-2 Argentina by: dave
June 23, 2010, 02:44
Argentina made it three wins out of three with a weakened side to confirm a last-16 game against Mexico. Argentina had 82% possession against Greece, the…
- Nigeria 2-2 South Korea by: dave
June 23, 2010, 02:36
South Korea reached the second round thanks to goals from Lee Jung-soo and Park Chu-young. Fresh on the heels of the hosts being knocked out, Nigeria were…
- There is hope! by: dave
June 22, 2010, 22:16
This wasn't all that long ago, but it bloody well feels like it.
- England to wear all red against Slovenia by: dave
June 22, 2010, 22:08
First time since 1962, apparently.
- France 1-2 South Africa by: dave
June 22, 2010, 22:00
Nincompoop Raymond Domenech's reign came to an abject end as his 10 men went down to the hosts, whose win wasn't enough to help them make the next round.…
- Mexico 0-1 Uruguay by: dave
June 22, 2010, 21:54
Both teams advanced to the last 16, but Luis Suárez's goal ensured Uruguay did so as winners. Suárez has found the net an incredible 53 times in 60…
- Spain 2-0 Honduras by: dave
June 22, 2010, 11:41
Spain's David Villa celebrates his goal against Honduras World Cup: Spain easily bounced back from their surprising opening defeat thanks to David Villa's…
- Fabio Capello interview by: dave
June 22, 2010, 10:40
The Fabio Capello interview... John Terry's BIG mistake... Fabio Capello interview - "John Terry's BIG mistake" - Watch more Videos at Vodpod.
- The New Zealand PM on the 'Italian job' by: dave
June 21, 2010, 16:42
Do you think he's a happy man? New Zealand PM on the Italian job - Watch more Videos at Vodpod.
- Portugal 7-0 North Korea by: dave
June 21, 2010, 16:39
Stylish Portugal put on a fantastic second-half show to eliminate North Korea in Cape Town. The Portuguese registered the highest score of the tournament…
- Exploding the myth of Brazil 1970 by: dave
June 21, 2010, 12:54
You thought Brazil 1970 were the best team ever? Think again... Brazil 1970 weren't 'all that' - Watch more Sports Videos at Vodpod.
- Brazil 3-1 Ivory Coast by: dave
June 20, 2010, 23:29
Mega cheat Luís Fabiano 'scored' twice and Kaká was controversially sent off as the Samba Boys qualified and left Ivory Coast in jeopardy. Brazil picked…
- France 'revolt' over Anelka exit by: dave
June 20, 2010, 20:17
The French cheats are in disarray. France's troubles have gone from bad to worse with players refusing to train after a dispute. It's not too late to bring…
- Italy 1-1 New Zealand by: dave
June 20, 2010, 20:13
Bloody hell... and you thought we were bad. World champions Italy could only manage a draw with the All Whites, who ground out one of the tournament's…
- Slovakia 0-2 Paraguay by: dave
June 20, 2010, 18:18
I have to admit I don't really care, but goals by Enrique Vera and Cristian Riveros gave a bold Paraguay team an impressive victory. Seven of Paraguay's…
- England to hold 'crisis' meeting by: dave
June 20, 2010, 16:25
John Terry has said the England squad will review the match against Algeria and speak frankly about their performance, without fear of upsetting the…
- Cameroon 1-2 Denmark by: dave
June 19, 2010, 23:42
Dennis Rommedahl's brilliant winner completed Denmark's comeback to make Cameroon the first African side to exit the tournament. Cameroon 1 -…
- Ghana 1-1 Australia by: dave
June 19, 2010, 19:17
Australia lost Harry Kewell to an early red card and held Ghana but their World Cup hopes are hanging by a thread. Ghana 1 - Australia 1 - Watch…
- Holland 1-0 Japan by: dave
June 19, 2010, 17:27
Eiji Kawashima's goalkeeping blunder gifted lucky Holland their second victory of the tournament in Group E. Holland 1 - Japan 0 - Watch more…
- France send Anelka home by: dave
June 19, 2010, 15:56
Nicolas Anelka has been sent home from the World Cup following his bust-up with France coach Raymond Domenech. The France coach is said to have given sulky…
- England 0-0 Algeria by: dave
June 18, 2010, 23:17
Why do a bloody bother? England 0 - Algeria 0 - Watch more Videos at Vodpod.
- USA 2-2 Slovenia by: dave
June 18, 2010, 20:11
A mental second-half comeback kept alive the USA's hopes of progressing into the last 16 – probably at England's expense - but they must have left Ellis…
- Germany 0-1 Serbia by: dave
June 18, 2010, 18:05
At last, something interesting is happening at this bloody awful World Cup. Ten-man Germany slipped to a controversial and stunning defeat after missing a…
- France 0-2 Mexico by: dave
June 17, 2010, 23:00
Patrice Evra has said he was 'disgusted' by France's display in their 2-0 defeat to Mexico. Well done Pat, the rest of the world has been disgusted by you…
- Greece 2-1 Nigeria by: dave
June 17, 2010, 20:52
Greece came from behind with their first World Cup finals goals to beat 10-man Nigeria in Group B. Greece 2 - Nigeria 1 - Watch more Videos at…
- Argentina 4-1 South Korea by: dave
June 17, 2010, 19:47
Rampant Argentina left the tepid South Korea in a spin to virtually secure their progress in the competition, largelt thanks to a wornderful Higuain…
- South Africa 0-3 Uruguay by: dave
June 16, 2010, 23:43
The Bafana Bafana World Cup dream began to unravel after a superb Diego Forlán braceand a last-gasp third from Alvaro Pereira took Uruguay to the top of…
- Spain 0-1 Switzerland by: dave
June 16, 2010, 19:06
Gelson Fernandes somehow bumbled in the winner in the 52nd minute to stun the pre-tournament favourites in Durban. Spain had averaged 3.3 goals per game in…
- Honduras 0-1 Chile by: dave
June 16, 2010, 19:03
That man Jean Beausjour bundled home the game's only goal in the first half as Chile impressed in their tournament opener. Chile's last win at the World…
- (Lego) Germany 4-0 Australia by: dave
June 16, 2010, 14:15
Germany look even better in Lego... Lego recreate Germany 4 - Australia 0 - Watch more Videos at Vodpod.
- (Lego) England 1-1 USA by: dave
June 16, 2010, 14:12
Definitely better than the real thing... Lego recreate England 1 - USA 1 - Watch more Sports Videos at Vodpod.
- (Lego) Holland 2-0 Denmark by: dave
June 16, 2010, 14:01
Even better than the real thing… Lego recreate Holland 2 - Denmark 0 - Watch more Videos at Vodpod.
- 'That' dress... by: dave
June 16, 2010, 13:57
Sylvie van der Vaart models the Bavaria "Dutch Dress" that got Robbie Earle the sack. Sylvie van der Vaart models the Bavaria "Dutch Dress" -…
- Brazil 2-1 North Korea by: dave
June 16, 2010, 06:44
North Korea are the only Asian team to have scored 3 goals in a World Cup match - when they lost 5-3 to Portugal in 1966. That record remains intact.…
- Ivory Coast 0-0 Portugal by: dave
June 16, 2010, 06:39
Just when you thought this World Cup was desperately poor, it goes and gets even worse. What a stinker. Cristiano Ronaldo's long-range strike off a post…
- New Zealand 1-1 Slovakia by: dave
June 16, 2010, 06:30
After 11 games of the 2006 World Cup there had been 27 goals. There have been just 18 so far in this tournament. At least we can add two more to that…
- Italy 1-1 Paraguay by: dave
June 15, 2010, 10:28
Daniele De Rossi's second-half equaliser spared the world champions' blushes in their dreadful opener. Italy 1 - Paraguay 1 - Watch more Videos…
- Japan 1-0 Cameroon by: dave
June 15, 2010, 09:55
That man Keisuke Honda's first-half goal was enough to earn Japan victory over a lacklustre Cameroon side. Japan 1 - Cameroon 0 - Watch more…
- (Lego) South Africa 1 - 1 Mexico by: dave
June 14, 2010, 18:24
Even better than the real thing... Lego recreate South Africa 1 - Mexico 1 - Watch more Videos at Vodpod.
- Holland 2-0 Denmark by: dave
June 14, 2010, 16:34
The Dutch won comfortably thanks to Dirk Kuyt and a Daniel Agger own goal. The Netherlands won comfortably but have now failed to score more than twice in…
- Germany 4-0 Australia by: dave
June 14, 2010, 16:08
Mighty Germany produced the performance of the tournament so far to hammer the 10-man Socceroos. Germany completed 530 passes, their best ever total in a…
- Serbia 0-1 Ghana by: dave
June 14, 2010, 16:04
Big Asamoah Gyan's penalty got the Black Stars off to a winner, as unimpressive Serbia had a man sent off. Serbia 0 - Ghana 1 - Watch more…
- Algeria 0-1 Slovenia by: dave
June 14, 2010, 11:53
Utter crap. This was surely the worst match of the entire World Cup, the only relief was the goal when Tunisia's goalkeeper 'robertgreened' the ball into…
- England post-match interviews by: dave
June 13, 2010, 10:13
Well, so much for Capello's new focus and sense of purpose... here was the soul-destroyingly familiar sight of England flattering to deceive. Early promise…
- ITV fail to show the England goal by: dave
June 13, 2010, 10:06
Paid all that extra money for HD? Was it worth it? ITV fail England goal - Watch more Videos at Vodpod.
- England 1-1 USA by: dave
June 13, 2010, 00:56
WTF? Robert Green's howler gifted Clint Dempsey an equaliser and the USA a vital point. The USA had lost 5 of their last 7 opening World Cup games before…
- Argentina 1-0 Nigeria by: dave
June 12, 2010, 20:40
Diego Maradona's side stumbled past Nigeria in their entertaining World Cup opener thanks to Gabriel Heinze's early header. Lionel Messi didn't score but…
- South Korea 2-0 Greece by: dave
June 12, 2010, 20:33
A fine solo goal from Park Ji-sung helped South Korea to a comfortable win over a lacklustre Greece in Port Elizabeth. Amazingly, Park has now scored in…
- Uruguay 0 - 0 France by: dave
June 12, 2010, 07:43
That man Nicolás Lodeiro was sent off for Uruguay but dour France were unable to either cheat or take full advantage of his dismissal. Thierry 'cheat'…
- South Africa 1 - 1 Mexico by: dave
June 12, 2010, 07:36
Big Siphiwe Tshabalala opened the scoring in style before Rafael Márquez grabbed an equaliser. Carlos Alberto Parreira made history by equaling Bora…
- Worst England performance ever by: dave
May 30, 2010, 21:16
Japan 1 – 2 England Utter rubbish. That's an hour and a half of my life I'll never get back. England needed two own goals to rescue them in a gruesome…
- Rubbish international friendlies by: dave
May 25, 2010, 08:56
Horrible. England 3 - 1 Mexico In spite of the comfortable scoreline, England were not at their best against Mexico. England 3 - Mexico 1 -…
- The Brazil world cup squad is announced... by: dave
May 12, 2010, 10:34
Ronaldinho? Brazil world cup squad 2010 announced - Watch more Sports Videos at Vodpod.
- When Turkey were really crap: England 8-0 Turkey (14th October, 1987) by: dave
March 30, 2010, 13:27
Frankly too much info about this game can be found here. This is a newspaper cutting taken from the Yorkshire Post by me when I was 14.
- Ugly bald dwarf scores wonder goal by: dave
March 26, 2010, 14:46
Roberto Carlos is perhaps one of the worst shots in the history of footy. He doesn't get his shots right all that often, but when he does it's almost…
- Panini Legends #15: Brazil’s first ever opponents by: dave
March 22, 2010, 15:51
OK, this one is a real challenge. This is the lower division team photo from 1981 for a team whose greatest claim to fame is having been the Brazil national…
- Italia '90: The horror final by: dave
March 22, 2010, 14:18
Welcome to all arriving here from Kerrydale Street. On 7th July, 1990 Italy and England played out an open, attacking game of beautiful football for the…
- World Cup classics: The Cruyff turn (1974) by: dave
February 2, 2010, 12:55
Now that young Nani has proven himself without doubt to be the new Ronaldo, I reckon it’s a good time to look at the origin of the Nani shuffle. I’m sure…
- (Worst) matches of the decade: Portugal 0 – 1 Greece (2004) by: dave
December 25, 2009, 15:13
Organized, efficient, fit, boring. I admire the fact that the Greeks imposed themselves on the tournament by simply sticking to their game plan and performing…
- How to look like a pillock on TV by: dave
December 11, 2009, 15:18
Whatever you do, and this is more important than any acceptance speech, make sure that you don't look like an idiot when someone else wins the goalie of the…
- World Cup classics: Romania 3 - 2 Argentina (USA 1994) by: dave
December 8, 2009, 15:25
It seems strange now to think that Colombia went to USA '94 as one of the favourites to win the tournament, only to fall at the first hurdle after humbling…
- Football's cheats by: dave
December 4, 2009, 14:33
I've never really been able to understand why Maradona, clearly a God-fearing man, could blame God for his cheating. Surely anyone looking to book a place in…
- New Zealand's 1982 World Cup run by: dave
November 18, 2009, 12:38
So now that the mighty All Whites have made it back to the World Cup, it seems like a good opportunity to reflect on the glory of their 1982 campaign. Let's…
- Home internationals and stuff, 14th November by: dave
November 16, 2009, 13:09
Rubbish... Brazil 1 - 0 England Brazil 1 - England 0- Watch more Videos at Vodpod. Funny... Wales 3 - 0 Scotland Wales 3…
- A short history of England v Brazil by: dave
November 11, 2009, 11:47
Brazil are a disgrace. Part of the deal of them playing england at new Wembley in 2007 was that we would play a return match. The fact that Brazil have whored…
- I still don't care: England 3 - 0 Belarus by: dave
October 15, 2009, 12:58
Well, that's finally over. England 3 - 0 Belarus - Watch more Videos at Vodpod.
- Alternative England v Ukraine by: dave
October 13, 2009, 14:16
This is much more interesting than the match was: England fans vs Ukrainian girls- Watch more Videos at Vodpod. England fans vs…
- I don't care: Ukraine 1 - 0 England by: dave
October 11, 2009, 10:30
It's nice not to care, it really is: Ukraine 1 - England 0- Watch more Videos at Vodpod.
- European Championship: England 2-6 Germany by: dave
September 11, 2009, 00:12
Four second-half goals from Germany ended England's hopes of glory in the final in Helsinki. The World Cup holders scored the opener with Birgit Prinz slotting…
- England joy, Scotland shocker by: dave
September 9, 2009, 22:28
England 5-1 Croatia England booked their place in South Africa with a commanding victory at Wembley. England won a penalty after only six minutes when Aaron…
- An ancient history of Scotland v Holland by: dave
September 8, 2009, 23:11
How could I miss the chance to crank this one out? Anyone will tell you the greatest match in World Cup history was Scotland's defeat of the footballing gods…
- A recent history of England v Croatia by: dave
September 8, 2009, 22:53
Way back in 2007, with the Premier League at the height of its international appeal, showcasing superstars such as Cristiano Ronaldo, Cesc Fábregas and Didier…
- How good was Zico? by: dave
September 7, 2009, 23:26
Let me tell you one thing about Arthur Antunes Coimbra, or Zico to his mates. He is not a good manager. I know this from being able to regularly watch the…
- Totally pointless international friendly: England 2 - 1 Slovenia by: dave
September 6, 2009, 22:52
Oh well, a lovely weekend away by the sea wasn't completely spoiled by the sense of national duty I felt that made me watch this crock of shit, despite the…
- Introducing Creedence Clearwater Couto by: dave
August 26, 2009, 02:39
Creedence Clearwater Couto is a Brazilian striker who currently plays for Lierse SK in the Belgian Jupiter League. Really. Here he is...
- International Friendlies by: dave
August 12, 2009, 23:38
Bring back pre-season tours to Mongolia sponsored by 'insert name of multinational corporation here'. What a load of old claptrap. Holland 2 - 2 England…
- Classic World Cup Finals: West Germany 2-1 Holland 1974 by: dave
July 13, 2009, 05:50
After the mega spectacles of the 1966 and 1970 tournaments, attendances and expectations were rather low. To almost single-handedly prove the phenomenon of…
- Classic World Cup Finals: Argentina 3-1 Holland 1978 by: dave
July 10, 2009, 03:31
Note to all football fans throughout the ages: the best World Cup finals all happened in the 1970s, not necessarily in terms of quality of football but…
- England 6 - 0 Andorra by: dave
June 10, 2009, 22:54
I'd be more impressed if you were Andorra supporters Well, what did you expect? England went ahead after 3 minutes, Wayne Rooney heading home a Glen…
- England false dawns: Yugoslavia 1-4 England, Euro 88 qualifier by: dave
June 10, 2009, 03:32
Euro1988 was held in West Germany and was a pivotal, chastening moment in my football fan career. It was the eighth European Football championship,…
- England hit Kazakhstan for four by: dave
June 6, 2009, 11:39
Mightyish England took a huge step towards qualification for the 2010 World Cup with a sixth win in six games against lively but ultimately limited…
- France 1 - 0 Turkey by: dave
June 6, 2009, 02:59
Turks tend to go nuts whenever the national team plays but this fixture was so low key that I struggled to even find coverage of it last night. France bounced…
- Panini legends #11: West German mullet army circa 1990 by: dave
June 6, 2009, 02:26
The 1990 World Cup was, despite England's extended participation, an absolute stinker, match only by the poorness of haircuts on display. How many of…
- The Trials and Tribulations of Being an England Supporter by: dave
May 12, 2009, 23:38
Guest article by Brian A Hunt Competition off the pitch is as one-sided as on it I watched the 1966 World Cup Final on television with my two sons, and…
- Brazil (26)
- The transformation of Dunga by: dave
July 6, 2010, 09:08
From dung to dungerer: the Brazil coach Dunga and all of his technical staff have been dismissed by the Brazilian Football Federation after their 2-1…
- (Lego) Holland 2-1 Brazil by: dave
July 6, 2010, 09:03
I'm happy to see any visual representation of the dirty South American cheats being dumped out of the competition. Holland 2 - Brazil 1 in Lego -…
- Julio Cesar crying v Holland by: dave
July 3, 2010, 12:08
You have to laugh... Julio Cesar crying v Holland - Watch more Videos at Vodpod.
- Holland 2-1 Brazil by: dave
July 2, 2010, 19:09
Yes, yes, yes. The first Brazilian own-goal in 97 World Cup matches, from the head of Felipe Melo, set up the victory with which Holland finally avenged…
- Back when it was fun to watch Brazil by: dave
July 2, 2010, 11:39
In 1986 people from around the world still really wanted Brazil to win the World Cup. Now no one gives a shit. I've always loved this goal although I…
- Brazil 3-0 Chile by: dave
June 29, 2010, 01:34
Brazil easily picked off Chile with a series of razor-sharp attacks to comfortably make the quarter-finals. Brazil 3 - Chile 0 - Watch more…
- Portugal 0-0 Brazil by: dave
June 25, 2010, 19:15
Boring, boring, boring. A thoroughly mean-spirited goalless draw with few scoring chances was highlighted by a blizzard of seven yellow cards in the first…
- Exploding the myth of Brazil 1970 by: dave
June 21, 2010, 12:54
You thought Brazil 1970 were the best team ever? Think again... Brazil 1970 weren't 'all that' - Watch more Sports Videos at Vodpod.
- Brazil 3-1 Ivory Coast by: dave
June 20, 2010, 23:29
Mega cheat Luís Fabiano 'scored' twice and Kaká was controversially sent off as the Samba Boys qualified and left Ivory Coast in jeopardy. Brazil picked…
- Brazil 2-1 North Korea by: dave
June 16, 2010, 06:44
North Korea are the only Asian team to have scored 3 goals in a World Cup match - when they lost 5-3 to Portugal in 1966. That record remains intact.…
- Remembering Espana '82 by: dave
June 9, 2010, 14:15
The 1982 World Cup was the 12th tournament, held in Spain from 13th June to 11th July, 1982. Incredibly, Spain had been chosen as hosts by FIFA 16 years…
- The top 50 World Cup goals in history by: dave
June 9, 2010, 13:21
All in all, a fairly good way to waste 9 minutes of your life...
- The Brazil world cup squad is announced... by: dave
May 12, 2010, 10:34
Ronaldinho? Brazil world cup squad 2010 announced - Watch more Sports Videos at Vodpod.
- Ugly bald dwarf scores wonder goal by: dave
March 26, 2010, 14:46
Roberto Carlos is perhaps one of the worst shots in the history of footy. He doesn't get his shots right all that often, but when he does it's almost…
- Panini Legends #15: Brazil’s first ever opponents by: dave
March 22, 2010, 15:51
OK, this one is a real challenge. This is the lower division team photo from 1981 for a team whose greatest claim to fame is having been the Brazil national…
- World Cup classics: France 1 – 1 Brazil (Mexico 1986) by: dave
January 6, 2010, 12:33
The most memorable quarter-final match of one of my favourite World Cups saw the clash of the two great teams of the tournament. Thankfully, the FIFA idiots…
- How to look like a pillock on TV by: dave
December 11, 2009, 15:18
Whatever you do, and this is more important than any acceptance speech, make sure that you don't look like an idiot when someone else wins the goalie of the…
- New Zealand's 1982 World Cup run by: dave
November 18, 2009, 12:38
So now that the mighty All Whites have made it back to the World Cup, it seems like a good opportunity to reflect on the glory of their 1982 campaign. Let's…
- Home internationals and stuff, 14th November by: dave
November 16, 2009, 13:09
Rubbish... Brazil 1 - 0 England Brazil 1 - England 0- Watch more Videos at Vodpod. Funny... Wales 3 - 0 Scotland Wales 3…
- A short history of England v Brazil by: dave
November 11, 2009, 11:47
Brazil are a disgrace. Part of the deal of them playing england at new Wembley in 2007 was that we would play a return match. The fact that Brazil have whored…
- Pele in Jordan / Jackson mixup 'shocker' by: dave
October 1, 2009, 12:29
And Trevor 'Brookly' Brooking though he was hard done by. Pele confuses Michael Jackson with Michael Jordan, bloody funny... Pele confuses…
- How good was Zico? by: dave
September 7, 2009, 23:26
Let me tell you one thing about Arthur Antunes Coimbra, or Zico to his mates. He is not a good manager. I know this from being able to regularly watch the…
- Introducing Creedence Clearwater Couto by: dave
August 26, 2009, 02:39
Creedence Clearwater Couto is a Brazilian striker who currently plays for Lierse SK in the Belgian Jupiter League. Really. Here he is...
- Confederations Cup Final: United States 2-3 Brazil by: dave
June 29, 2009, 01:16
The tournament that even makes the UEFA Cup look worthwhile has finally served its purpose of knackering out some of England's opponents for next year's World…
- Confederations Cup semi-final: South Africa 0 - 1 Brazil by: dave
June 26, 2009, 10:50
Were Brazil a bit crap or were South Africa a lot better than anyone could have possibly hoped? A bit of both, but it was left to big Dani Alves to settle the…
- Pele takes a right kicking at the 1966 World Cup by: dave
February 19, 2009, 04:05
The 1966 tournament was, despite England's triumph, far from the best, being remembered for its excessive physical play, and Pelé was one of the…
- The transformation of Dunga by: dave
- Argentina (13)
- Argentina 0-4 Germany by: dave
July 3, 2010, 19:08
At the end I tried to make a list of all the things Germany did wrong today and came up with absolutely nothing. This was a marvellous performance by the…
- A brief history of Germany v Argentina at the World Cup by: dave
July 1, 2010, 09:33
2006 In the quarter-finals Germany and Argentina ended 1–1 after extra time; the hosts edging out the Argentinians 4–2 on penalties to go through to…
- Argentina 3-1 Mexico by: dave
June 28, 2010, 11:38
Argentina joined Germany in apparently winning comforatbly... with a little help from a ridiculously bad line-call. The two World Cup heavyweights will…
- Greece 0-2 Argentina by: dave
June 23, 2010, 02:44
Argentina made it three wins out of three with a weakened side to confirm a last-16 game against Mexico. Argentina had 82% possession against Greece, the…
- Argentina 4-1 South Korea by: dave
June 17, 2010, 19:47
Rampant Argentina left the tepid South Korea in a spin to virtually secure their progress in the competition, largelt thanks to a wornderful Higuain…
- Argentina 1-0 Nigeria by: dave
June 12, 2010, 20:40
Diego Maradona's side stumbled past Nigeria in their entertaining World Cup opener thanks to Gabriel Heinze's early header. Lionel Messi didn't score but…
- Remembering Argentina '78 by: dave
June 9, 2010, 14:22
The 1978 edition of the FIFA World Cup, the 11th staging of the tournament, was held in Argentina between 1st June and 25th June. Argentina had been chosen…
- Rubbish international friendlies by: dave
May 25, 2010, 08:56
Horrible. England 3 - 1 Mexico In spite of the comfortable scoreline, England were not at their best against Mexico. England 3 - Mexico 1 -…
- Italia '90: The horror final by: dave
March 22, 2010, 14:18
Welcome to all arriving here from Kerrydale Street. On 7th July, 1990 Italy and England played out an open, attacking game of beautiful football for the…
- World Cup classics: Romania 3 - 2 Argentina (USA 1994) by: dave
December 8, 2009, 15:25
It seems strange now to think that Colombia went to USA '94 as one of the favourites to win the tournament, only to fall at the first hurdle after humbling…
- Football's cheats by: dave
December 4, 2009, 14:33
I've never really been able to understand why Maradona, clearly a God-fearing man, could blame God for his cheating. Surely anyone looking to book a place in…
- England joy, Scotland shocker by: dave
September 9, 2009, 22:28
England 5-1 Croatia England booked their place in South Africa with a commanding victory at Wembley. England won a penalty after only six minutes when Aaron…
- Classic World Cup Finals: Argentina 3-1 Holland 1978 by: dave
July 10, 2009, 03:31
Note to all football fans throughout the ages: the best World Cup finals all happened in the 1970s, not necessarily in terms of quality of football but…
- Argentina 0-4 Germany by: dave
- Holland (19)
- Holland 0-1 Spain by: dave
July 11, 2010, 23:42
Andres Iniesta struck a dramatic winner late in extra time to give Spain World Cup glory for the first time but condemned the Netherlands to their third…
- (Lego) Holland 2-1 Brazil by: dave
July 6, 2010, 09:03
I'm happy to see any visual representation of the dirty South American cheats being dumped out of the competition. Holland 2 - Brazil 1 in Lego -…
- An Amsterdam bar celebrates Holland's win by: dave
July 3, 2010, 12:04
The rest of the World was rooting for you, too. Thank you! Amsterdam bar celebrates Holland win - Watch more Videos at Vodpod.
- Holland 2-1 Brazil by: dave
July 2, 2010, 19:09
Yes, yes, yes. The first Brazilian own-goal in 97 World Cup matches, from the head of Felipe Melo, set up the victory with which Holland finally avenged…
- Holland 2-1 Slovakia by: dave
June 28, 2010, 21:18
Holland set up a quarter-final date with Brazil or Chile after seeing off a spirited, much-better-than-England Slovakia side. Arjen Robben v…
- Holland 2-1 Cameroon by: dave
June 24, 2010, 23:41
Holland beat Cameroon 2-1 in Cape Town to top Group E with three wins out of three. I'm scared. Cameroon 1 - Holland 2 - Watch more Videos at…
- Holland 1-0 Japan by: dave
June 19, 2010, 17:27
Eiji Kawashima's goalkeeping blunder gifted lucky Holland their second victory of the tournament in Group E. Holland 1 - Japan 0 - Watch more…
- (Lego) Holland 2-0 Denmark by: dave
June 16, 2010, 14:01
Even better than the real thing… Lego recreate Holland 2 - Denmark 0 - Watch more Videos at Vodpod.
- 'That' dress... by: dave
June 16, 2010, 13:57
Sylvie van der Vaart models the Bavaria "Dutch Dress" that got Robbie Earle the sack. Sylvie van der Vaart models the Bavaria "Dutch Dress" -…
- Holland 2-0 Denmark by: dave
June 14, 2010, 16:34
The Dutch won comfortably thanks to Dirk Kuyt and a Daniel Agger own goal. The Netherlands won comfortably but have now failed to score more than twice in…
- Remembering '74: West Germany's forgotten 3rd goal by: dave
June 9, 2010, 14:32
He was clearly onside and it's definitely not handball. What do you think?
- Remembering Argentina '78 by: dave
June 9, 2010, 14:22
The 1978 edition of the FIFA World Cup, the 11th staging of the tournament, was held in Argentina between 1st June and 25th June. Argentina had been chosen…
- The top 50 World Cup goals in history by: dave
June 9, 2010, 13:21
All in all, a fairly good way to waste 9 minutes of your life...
- World Cup classics: The Cruyff turn (1974) by: dave
February 2, 2010, 12:55
Now that young Nani has proven himself without doubt to be the new Ronaldo, I reckon it’s a good time to look at the origin of the Nani shuffle. I’m sure…
- England joy, Scotland shocker by: dave
September 9, 2009, 22:28
England 5-1 Croatia England booked their place in South Africa with a commanding victory at Wembley. England won a penalty after only six minutes when Aaron…
- An ancient history of Scotland v Holland by: dave
September 8, 2009, 23:11
How could I miss the chance to crank this one out? Anyone will tell you the greatest match in World Cup history was Scotland's defeat of the footballing gods…
- International Friendlies by: dave
August 12, 2009, 23:38
Bring back pre-season tours to Mongolia sponsored by 'insert name of multinational corporation here'. What a load of old claptrap. Holland 2 - 2 England…
- Classic World Cup Finals: West Germany 2-1 Holland 1974 by: dave
July 13, 2009, 05:50
After the mega spectacles of the 1966 and 1970 tournaments, attendances and expectations were rather low. To almost single-handedly prove the phenomenon of…
- Classic World Cup Finals: Argentina 3-1 Holland 1978 by: dave
July 10, 2009, 03:31
Note to all football fans throughout the ages: the best World Cup finals all happened in the 1970s, not necessarily in terms of quality of football but…
- Holland 0-1 Spain by: dave
- Scotland (5)
- Remembering Argentina '78 by: dave
June 9, 2010, 14:22
The 1978 edition of the FIFA World Cup, the 11th staging of the tournament, was held in Argentina between 1st June and 25th June. Argentina had been chosen…
- New Zealand's 1982 World Cup run by: dave
November 18, 2009, 12:38
So now that the mighty All Whites have made it back to the World Cup, it seems like a good opportunity to reflect on the glory of their 1982 campaign. Let's…
- Home internationals and stuff, 14th November by: dave
November 16, 2009, 13:09
Rubbish... Brazil 1 - 0 England Brazil 1 - England 0- Watch more Videos at Vodpod. Funny... Wales 3 - 0 Scotland Wales 3…
- England joy, Scotland shocker by: dave
September 9, 2009, 22:28
England 5-1 Croatia England booked their place in South Africa with a commanding victory at Wembley. England won a penalty after only six minutes when Aaron…
- An ancient history of Scotland v Holland by: dave
September 8, 2009, 23:11
How could I miss the chance to crank this one out? Anyone will tell you the greatest match in World Cup history was Scotland's defeat of the footballing gods…
- Remembering Argentina '78 by: dave
- England (38)
- (Lego) Germany 4-1 England by: dave
June 30, 2010, 09:02
Even in lego that bloody ball is miles over the line. Germany 4 - England 1 in lego - Watch more Videos at Vodpod.
- Defeated England football team arrive home by: dave
June 29, 2010, 12:46
What a bunch of cretins... Defeated England football team arrive home - Watch more Sports Videos at Vodpod. I had the following thought and I…
- How to fix the England team by: dave
June 28, 2010, 12:34
Listen, it really isn't that difficult... We need players who hold their positions, who know their position in the team. An advantage sometimes and…
- Is it just me? by: dave
June 28, 2010, 12:23
I've been looking at replays of Frank Lampard's disallowed goal in the game last night, and it seems to me that the ball may have crossed the line. What do you…
- Bunch of losers start making excuses... by: dave
June 28, 2010, 11:43
Here's what the bunch of jokers who 'played' had to say for themselves... John Terry Terry backs Capello to stay on as England manager - Watch…
- Fabio Capello post Germany defeat by: dave
June 27, 2010, 20:24
Grrr... Fabio Capello post Germany defeat - Watch more Videos at Vodpod.
- Hurst 1966 v Lampard 2010 by: dave
June 27, 2010, 20:21
I'm still in shock... Hurst (2) 1966 v Lampard 2010 - Watch more Videos at Vodpod.
- Germany 4-1 England by: dave
June 27, 2010, 20:10
This is the heaviest defeat we have ever known at a World Cup finals, outdoing a 4-2 loss to Uruguay in 1954. That's meaningful mostly as a measure of our…
- Slovenia 0-1 England by: dave
June 23, 2010, 19:01
We finally found a team worse than us. England avoided elimination from the World Cup at the group stage but we were far from convincing. Why has it taken…
- There is hope! by: dave
June 22, 2010, 22:16
This wasn't all that long ago, but it bloody well feels like it.
- England to wear all red against Slovenia by: dave
June 22, 2010, 22:08
First time since 1962, apparently.
- Fabio Capello interview by: dave
June 22, 2010, 10:40
The Fabio Capello interview... John Terry's BIG mistake... Fabio Capello interview - "John Terry's BIG mistake" - Watch more Videos at Vodpod.
- England to hold 'crisis' meeting by: dave
June 20, 2010, 16:25
John Terry has said the England squad will review the match against Algeria and speak frankly about their performance, without fear of upsetting the…
- England 0-0 Algeria by: dave
June 18, 2010, 23:17
Why do a bloody bother? England 0 - Algeria 0 - Watch more Videos at Vodpod.
- (Lego) England 1-1 USA by: dave
June 16, 2010, 14:12
Definitely better than the real thing... Lego recreate England 1 - USA 1 - Watch more Sports Videos at Vodpod.
- England post-match interviews by: dave
June 13, 2010, 10:13
Well, so much for Capello's new focus and sense of purpose... here was the soul-destroyingly familiar sight of England flattering to deceive. Early promise…
- ITV fail to show the England goal by: dave
June 13, 2010, 10:06
Paid all that extra money for HD? Was it worth it? ITV fail England goal - Watch more Videos at Vodpod.
- England 1-1 USA by: dave
June 13, 2010, 00:56
WTF? Robert Green's howler gifted Clint Dempsey an equaliser and the USA a vital point. The USA had lost 5 of their last 7 opening World Cup games before…
- Remembering Espana '82 by: dave
June 9, 2010, 14:15
The 1982 World Cup was the 12th tournament, held in Spain from 13th June to 11th July, 1982. Incredibly, Spain had been chosen as hosts by FIFA 16 years…
- Worst England performance ever by: dave
May 30, 2010, 21:16
Japan 1 – 2 England Utter rubbish. That's an hour and a half of my life I'll never get back. England needed two own goals to rescue them in a gruesome…
- Rubbish international friendlies by: dave
May 25, 2010, 08:56
Horrible. England 3 - 1 Mexico In spite of the comfortable scoreline, England were not at their best against Mexico. England 3 - Mexico 1 -…
- When Turkey were really crap: England 8-0 Turkey (14th October, 1987) by: dave
March 30, 2010, 13:27
Frankly too much info about this game can be found here. This is a newspaper cutting taken from the Yorkshire Post by me when I was 14.
- Football's cheats by: dave
December 4, 2009, 14:33
I've never really been able to understand why Maradona, clearly a God-fearing man, could blame God for his cheating. Surely anyone looking to book a place in…
- Home internationals and stuff, 14th November by: dave
November 16, 2009, 13:09
Rubbish... Brazil 1 - 0 England Brazil 1 - England 0- Watch more Videos at Vodpod. Funny... Wales 3 - 0 Scotland Wales 3…
- A short history of England v Brazil by: dave
November 11, 2009, 11:47
Brazil are a disgrace. Part of the deal of them playing england at new Wembley in 2007 was that we would play a return match. The fact that Brazil have whored…
- I still don't care: England 3 - 0 Belarus by: dave
October 15, 2009, 12:58
Well, that's finally over. England 3 - 0 Belarus - Watch more Videos at Vodpod.
- Alternative England v Ukraine by: dave
October 13, 2009, 14:16
This is much more interesting than the match was: England fans vs Ukrainian girls- Watch more Videos at Vodpod. England fans vs…
- I don't care: Ukraine 1 - 0 England by: dave
October 11, 2009, 10:30
It's nice not to care, it really is: Ukraine 1 - England 0- Watch more Videos at Vodpod.
- European Championship: England 2-6 Germany by: dave
September 11, 2009, 00:12
Four second-half goals from Germany ended England's hopes of glory in the final in Helsinki. The World Cup holders scored the opener with Birgit Prinz slotting…
- England joy, Scotland shocker by: dave
September 9, 2009, 22:28
England 5-1 Croatia England booked their place in South Africa with a commanding victory at Wembley. England won a penalty after only six minutes when Aaron…
- A recent history of England v Croatia by: dave
September 8, 2009, 22:53
Way back in 2007, with the Premier League at the height of its international appeal, showcasing superstars such as Cristiano Ronaldo, Cesc Fábregas and Didier…
- Totally pointless international friendly: England 2 - 1 Slovenia by: dave
September 6, 2009, 22:52
Oh well, a lovely weekend away by the sea wasn't completely spoiled by the sense of national duty I felt that made me watch this crock of shit, despite the…
- International Friendlies by: dave
August 12, 2009, 23:38
Bring back pre-season tours to Mongolia sponsored by 'insert name of multinational corporation here'. What a load of old claptrap. Holland 2 - 2 England…
- Bugger by: dave
June 30, 2009, 05:41
England 0-4 Germany: European U21 Championship Final Oh well, it was bound to happen. Young Gonzalo Castro put Germany into the lead following a majestic…
- England 6 - 0 Andorra by: dave
June 10, 2009, 22:54
I'd be more impressed if you were Andorra supporters Well, what did you expect? England went ahead after 3 minutes, Wayne Rooney heading home a Glen…
- England false dawns: Yugoslavia 1-4 England, Euro 88 qualifier by: dave
June 10, 2009, 03:32
Euro1988 was held in West Germany and was a pivotal, chastening moment in my football fan career. It was the eighth European Football championship,…
- England hit Kazakhstan for four by: dave
June 6, 2009, 11:39
Mightyish England took a huge step towards qualification for the 2010 World Cup with a sixth win in six games against lively but ultimately limited…
- The Trials and Tribulations of Being an England Supporter by: dave
May 12, 2009, 23:38
Guest article by Brian A Hunt Competition off the pitch is as one-sided as on it I watched the 1966 World Cup Final on television with my two sons, and…
- (Lego) Germany 4-1 England by: dave
- West Germany (7)
- A brief history of Germany v Argentina at the World Cup by: dave
July 1, 2010, 09:33
2006 In the quarter-finals Germany and Argentina ended 1–1 after extra time; the hosts edging out the Argentinians 4–2 on penalties to go through to…
- Remembering '74: West Germany's forgotten 3rd goal by: dave
June 9, 2010, 14:32
He was clearly onside and it's definitely not handball. What do you think?
- Remembering Espana '82 by: dave
June 9, 2010, 14:15
The 1982 World Cup was the 12th tournament, held in Spain from 13th June to 11th July, 1982. Incredibly, Spain had been chosen as hosts by FIFA 16 years…
- Italia '90: The horror final by: dave
March 22, 2010, 14:18
Welcome to all arriving here from Kerrydale Street. On 7th July, 1990 Italy and England played out an open, attacking game of beautiful football for the…
- Classic World Cup Finals: West Germany 2-1 Holland 1974 by: dave
July 13, 2009, 05:50
After the mega spectacles of the 1966 and 1970 tournaments, attendances and expectations were rather low. To almost single-handedly prove the phenomenon of…
- Panini legends #11: West German mullet army circa 1990 by: dave
June 6, 2009, 02:26
The 1990 World Cup was, despite England's extended participation, an absolute stinker, match only by the poorness of haircuts on display. How many of…
- The Trials and Tribulations of Being an England Supporter by: dave
May 12, 2009, 23:38
Guest article by Brian A Hunt Competition off the pitch is as one-sided as on it I watched the 1966 World Cup Final on television with my two sons, and…
- A brief history of Germany v Argentina at the World Cup by: dave
- Yugoslavia (1)
- England false dawns: Yugoslavia 1-4 England, Euro 88 qualifier by: dave
June 10, 2009, 03:32
Euro1988 was held in West Germany and was a pivotal, chastening moment in my football fan career. It was the eighth European Football championship,…
- England false dawns: Yugoslavia 1-4 England, Euro 88 qualifier by: dave
- Croatia (2)
- England joy, Scotland shocker by: dave
September 9, 2009, 22:28
England 5-1 Croatia England booked their place in South Africa with a commanding victory at Wembley. England won a penalty after only six minutes when Aaron…
- A recent history of England v Croatia by: dave
September 8, 2009, 22:53
Way back in 2007, with the Premier League at the height of its international appeal, showcasing superstars such as Cristiano Ronaldo, Cesc Fábregas and Didier…
- England joy, Scotland shocker by: dave
- New Zealand (5)
- Paraguay 0-0 New Zealand by: dave
June 24, 2010, 17:29
Unbeaten New Zealand bowed out of the tournament. Paraguay finished with five points in Group F, two more than New Zealand and one ahead of Slovakia, who…
- The New Zealand PM on the 'Italian job' by: dave
June 21, 2010, 16:42
Do you think he's a happy man? New Zealand PM on the Italian job - Watch more Videos at Vodpod.
- Italy 1-1 New Zealand by: dave
June 20, 2010, 20:13
Bloody hell... and you thought we were bad. World champions Italy could only manage a draw with the All Whites, who ground out one of the tournament's…
- New Zealand 1-1 Slovakia by: dave
June 16, 2010, 06:30
After 11 games of the 2006 World Cup there had been 27 goals. There have been just 18 so far in this tournament. At least we can add two more to that…
- New Zealand's 1982 World Cup run by: dave
November 18, 2009, 12:38
So now that the mighty All Whites have made it back to the World Cup, it seems like a good opportunity to reflect on the glory of their 1982 campaign. Let's…
- Paraguay 0-0 New Zealand by: dave
- Portugal (7)
- Poor old Ronaldo by: dave
July 1, 2010, 10:50
Portugal's captain, Cristiano Ronaldo, feels like a 'broken man' after his team's 1-0 World dejected figure as David Villa's winner earned Spain a…
- Spain 1-0 Portugal by: dave
June 29, 2010, 23:58
David Villa scored the deciding goal as Spain huffed and puffed before eventually blowing Portugal's house down. Spain 1 - Portugal 0 - Watch…
- Portugal 0-0 Brazil by: dave
June 25, 2010, 19:15
Boring, boring, boring. A thoroughly mean-spirited goalless draw with few scoring chances was highlighted by a blizzard of seven yellow cards in the first…
- Portugal 7-0 North Korea by: dave
June 21, 2010, 16:39
Stylish Portugal put on a fantastic second-half show to eliminate North Korea in Cape Town. The Portuguese registered the highest score of the tournament…
- Ivory Coast 0-0 Portugal by: dave
June 16, 2010, 06:39
Just when you thought this World Cup was desperately poor, it goes and gets even worse. What a stinker. Cristiano Ronaldo's long-range strike off a post…
- Rubbish international friendlies by: dave
May 25, 2010, 08:56
Horrible. England 3 - 1 Mexico In spite of the comfortable scoreline, England were not at their best against Mexico. England 3 - Mexico 1 -…
- (Worst) matches of the decade: Portugal 0 – 1 Greece (2004) by: dave
December 25, 2009, 15:13
Organized, efficient, fit, boring. I admire the fact that the Greeks imposed themselves on the tournament by simply sticking to their game plan and performing…
- Poor old Ronaldo by: dave
- Greece (4)
- Greece 0-2 Argentina by: dave
June 23, 2010, 02:44
Argentina made it three wins out of three with a weakened side to confirm a last-16 game against Mexico. Argentina had 82% possession against Greece, the…
- Greece 2-1 Nigeria by: dave
June 17, 2010, 20:52
Greece came from behind with their first World Cup finals goals to beat 10-man Nigeria in Group B. Greece 2 - Nigeria 1 - Watch more Videos at…
- South Korea 2-0 Greece by: dave
June 12, 2010, 20:33
A fine solo goal from Park Ji-sung helped South Korea to a comfortable win over a lacklustre Greece in Port Elizabeth. Amazingly, Park has now scored in…
- (Worst) matches of the decade: Portugal 0 – 1 Greece (2004) by: dave
December 25, 2009, 15:13
Organized, efficient, fit, boring. I admire the fact that the Greeks imposed themselves on the tournament by simply sticking to their game plan and performing…
- Greece 0-2 Argentina by: dave
- Turkey (1)
- When Turkey were really crap: England 8-0 Turkey (14th October, 1987) by: dave
March 30, 2010, 13:27
Frankly too much info about this game can be found here. This is a newspaper cutting taken from the Yorkshire Post by me when I was 14.
- When Turkey were really crap: England 8-0 Turkey (14th October, 1987) by: dave
- South Africa (4)
- France 1-2 South Africa by: dave
June 22, 2010, 22:00
Nincompoop Raymond Domenech's reign came to an abject end as his 10 men went down to the hosts, whose win wasn't enough to help them make the next round.…
- South Africa 0-3 Uruguay by: dave
June 16, 2010, 23:43
The Bafana Bafana World Cup dream began to unravel after a superb Diego Forlán braceand a last-gasp third from Alvaro Pereira took Uruguay to the top of…
- (Lego) South Africa 1 - 1 Mexico by: dave
June 14, 2010, 18:24
Even better than the real thing... Lego recreate South Africa 1 - Mexico 1 - Watch more Videos at Vodpod.
- South Africa 1 - 1 Mexico by: dave
June 12, 2010, 07:36
Big Siphiwe Tshabalala opened the scoring in style before Rafael Márquez grabbed an equaliser. Carlos Alberto Parreira made history by equaling Bora…
- France 1-2 South Africa by: dave
- Mexico (5)
- Argentina 3-1 Mexico by: dave
June 28, 2010, 11:38
Argentina joined Germany in apparently winning comforatbly... with a little help from a ridiculously bad line-call. The two World Cup heavyweights will…
- Mexico 0-1 Uruguay by: dave
June 22, 2010, 21:54
Both teams advanced to the last 16, but Luis Suárez's goal ensured Uruguay did so as winners. Suárez has found the net an incredible 53 times in 60…
- France 0-2 Mexico by: dave
June 17, 2010, 23:00
Patrice Evra has said he was 'disgusted' by France's display in their 2-0 defeat to Mexico. Well done Pat, the rest of the world has been disgusted by you…
- (Lego) South Africa 1 - 1 Mexico by: dave
June 14, 2010, 18:24
Even better than the real thing... Lego recreate South Africa 1 - Mexico 1 - Watch more Videos at Vodpod.
- South Africa 1 - 1 Mexico by: dave
June 12, 2010, 07:36
Big Siphiwe Tshabalala opened the scoring in style before Rafael Márquez grabbed an equaliser. Carlos Alberto Parreira made history by equaling Bora…
- Argentina 3-1 Mexico by: dave
- Uruguay (6)
- Germany 3-2 Uruguay by: dave
July 10, 2010, 23:54
Germany 3 - Uruguay 2 - Watch more Videos at Vodpod.
- Uruguay 1-1 Ghana (4-2 pens) by: dave
July 3, 2010, 00:54
Uruguay won an epic encounter on penalties after Ghana had missed a spot-kick in the final-seconds of extra-time. On the day of the big World Cup surprise,…
- Uruguay 2-1 South Korea by: dave
June 26, 2010, 19:55
After all the talk of Brazil and Argentina, perhaps it is time we started taking Uruguay more seriously when it comes to potential champions from South…
- Mexico 0-1 Uruguay by: dave
June 22, 2010, 21:54
Both teams advanced to the last 16, but Luis Suárez's goal ensured Uruguay did so as winners. Suárez has found the net an incredible 53 times in 60…
- South Africa 0-3 Uruguay by: dave
June 16, 2010, 23:43
The Bafana Bafana World Cup dream began to unravel after a superb Diego Forlán braceand a last-gasp third from Alvaro Pereira took Uruguay to the top of…
- Uruguay 0 - 0 France by: dave
June 12, 2010, 07:43
That man Nicolás Lodeiro was sent off for Uruguay but dour France were unable to either cheat or take full advantage of his dismissal. Thierry 'cheat'…
- Germany 3-2 Uruguay by: dave
- France (5)
- France 1-2 South Africa by: dave
June 22, 2010, 22:00
Nincompoop Raymond Domenech's reign came to an abject end as his 10 men went down to the hosts, whose win wasn't enough to help them make the next round.…
- France 'revolt' over Anelka exit by: dave
June 20, 2010, 20:17
The French cheats are in disarray. France's troubles have gone from bad to worse with players refusing to train after a dispute. It's not too late to bring…
- France send Anelka home by: dave
June 19, 2010, 15:56
Nicolas Anelka has been sent home from the World Cup following his bust-up with France coach Raymond Domenech. The France coach is said to have given sulky…
- France 0-2 Mexico by: dave
June 17, 2010, 23:00
Patrice Evra has said he was 'disgusted' by France's display in their 2-0 defeat to Mexico. Well done Pat, the rest of the world has been disgusted by you…
- Uruguay 0 - 0 France by: dave
June 12, 2010, 07:43
That man Nicolás Lodeiro was sent off for Uruguay but dour France were unable to either cheat or take full advantage of his dismissal. Thierry 'cheat'…
- France 1-2 South Africa by: dave
- South Korea (4)
- Uruguay 2-1 South Korea by: dave
June 26, 2010, 19:55
After all the talk of Brazil and Argentina, perhaps it is time we started taking Uruguay more seriously when it comes to potential champions from South…
- Nigeria 2-2 South Korea by: dave
June 23, 2010, 02:36
South Korea reached the second round thanks to goals from Lee Jung-soo and Park Chu-young. Fresh on the heels of the hosts being knocked out, Nigeria were…
- Argentina 4-1 South Korea by: dave
June 17, 2010, 19:47
Rampant Argentina left the tepid South Korea in a spin to virtually secure their progress in the competition, largelt thanks to a wornderful Higuain…
- South Korea 2-0 Greece by: dave
June 12, 2010, 20:33
A fine solo goal from Park Ji-sung helped South Korea to a comfortable win over a lacklustre Greece in Port Elizabeth. Amazingly, Park has now scored in…
- Uruguay 2-1 South Korea by: dave
- Nigeria (3)
- Nigeria 2-2 South Korea by: dave
June 23, 2010, 02:36
South Korea reached the second round thanks to goals from Lee Jung-soo and Park Chu-young. Fresh on the heels of the hosts being knocked out, Nigeria were…
- Greece 2-1 Nigeria by: dave
June 17, 2010, 20:52
Greece came from behind with their first World Cup finals goals to beat 10-man Nigeria in Group B. Greece 2 - Nigeria 1 - Watch more Videos at…
- Argentina 1-0 Nigeria by: dave
June 12, 2010, 20:40
Diego Maradona's side stumbled past Nigeria in their entertaining World Cup opener thanks to Gabriel Heinze's early header. Lionel Messi didn't score but…
- Nigeria 2-2 South Korea by: dave
- USA (6)
- Ghana 2-1 USA (aet) by: dave
June 26, 2010, 23:59
There could still be time for Africa yet, with Asamoah Gyan's extra-time winner meaning that Ghana will face Uruguay in the last eight. Gyan became only…
- USA 1-0 Algeria by: dave
June 23, 2010, 19:07
Bad Algerians. USA 1 - Algeria 0 - Watch more Videos at Vodpod.
- USA 2-2 Slovenia by: dave
June 18, 2010, 20:11
A mental second-half comeback kept alive the USA's hopes of progressing into the last 16 – probably at England's expense - but they must have left Ellis…
- (Lego) England 1-1 USA by: dave
June 16, 2010, 14:12
Definitely better than the real thing... Lego recreate England 1 - USA 1 - Watch more Sports Videos at Vodpod.
- ITV fail to show the England goal by: dave
June 13, 2010, 10:06
Paid all that extra money for HD? Was it worth it? ITV fail England goal - Watch more Videos at Vodpod.
- England 1-1 USA by: dave
June 13, 2010, 00:56
WTF? Robert Green's howler gifted Clint Dempsey an equaliser and the USA a vital point. The USA had lost 5 of their last 7 opening World Cup games before…
- Ghana 2-1 USA (aet) by: dave
- Germany (11)
- World Cup classics: Bulgaria 2-1 Germany (1994) by: dave
September 2, 2010, 10:16
1994 was a groundbreaking World Cup in many ways. The defending champions West Germany were united with their East German counterparts, representing the…
- Germany 3-2 Uruguay by: dave
July 10, 2010, 23:54
Germany 3 - Uruguay 2 - Watch more Videos at Vodpod.
- Paul picks Spain by: dave
July 7, 2010, 12:31
What a bugger.
- Argentina 0-4 Germany by: dave
July 3, 2010, 19:08
At the end I tried to make a list of all the things Germany did wrong today and came up with absolutely nothing. This was a marvellous performance by the…
- A brief history of Germany v Argentina at the World Cup by: dave
July 1, 2010, 09:33
2006 In the quarter-finals Germany and Argentina ended 1–1 after extra time; the hosts edging out the Argentinians 4–2 on penalties to go through to…
- (Lego) Germany 4-1 England by: dave
June 30, 2010, 09:02
Even in lego that bloody ball is miles over the line. Germany 4 - England 1 in lego - Watch more Videos at Vodpod.
- Germany 4-1 England by: dave
June 27, 2010, 20:10
This is the heaviest defeat we have ever known at a World Cup finals, outdoing a 4-2 loss to Uruguay in 1954. That's meaningful mostly as a measure of our…
- Germany 1-0 Ghana by: dave
June 23, 2010, 23:50
Germany's immaculate record of always qualifying from the initial group stages of a World Cup remained intact. Young Mesut Özil's belter of a goal was…
- Germany 0-1 Serbia by: dave
June 18, 2010, 18:05
At last, something interesting is happening at this bloody awful World Cup. Ten-man Germany slipped to a controversial and stunning defeat after missing a…
- (Lego) Germany 4-0 Australia by: dave
June 16, 2010, 14:15
Germany look even better in Lego... Lego recreate Germany 4 - Australia 0 - Watch more Videos at Vodpod.
- Germany 4-0 Australia by: dave
June 14, 2010, 16:08
Mighty Germany produced the performance of the tournament so far to hammer the 10-man Socceroos. Germany completed 530 passes, their best ever total in a…
- World Cup classics: Bulgaria 2-1 Germany (1994) by: dave
- Australia (4)
- Australia 2-1 Serbia by: dave
June 23, 2010, 23:56
Australia beat Serbia in their fina group D match but neither side progressed to last 16. In the end, it was all for nothing. A pulsating match in…
- Ghana 1-1 Australia by: dave
June 19, 2010, 19:17
Australia lost Harry Kewell to an early red card and held Ghana but their World Cup hopes are hanging by a thread. Ghana 1 - Australia 1 - Watch…
- (Lego) Germany 4-0 Australia by: dave
June 16, 2010, 14:15
Germany look even better in Lego... Lego recreate Germany 4 - Australia 0 - Watch more Videos at Vodpod.
- Germany 4-0 Australia by: dave
June 14, 2010, 16:08
Mighty Germany produced the performance of the tournament so far to hammer the 10-man Socceroos. Germany completed 530 passes, their best ever total in a…
- Australia 2-1 Serbia by: dave
- Denmark (4)
- Japan 3-1 Denmark by: dave
June 24, 2010, 23:45
Bloody typical: you wait ages for a blockbuster free-kick at this World Cup, then two come almost at once. Japan needed only a draw to qualify for the last…
- Cameroon 1-2 Denmark by: dave
June 19, 2010, 23:42
Dennis Rommedahl's brilliant winner completed Denmark's comeback to make Cameroon the first African side to exit the tournament. Cameroon 1 -…
- (Lego) Holland 2-0 Denmark by: dave
June 16, 2010, 14:01
Even better than the real thing… Lego recreate Holland 2 - Denmark 0 - Watch more Videos at Vodpod.
- Holland 2-0 Denmark by: dave
June 14, 2010, 16:34
The Dutch won comfortably thanks to Dirk Kuyt and a Daniel Agger own goal. The Netherlands won comfortably but have now failed to score more than twice in…
- Japan 3-1 Denmark by: dave
- North Korea (3)
- Ivory Coast 3-0 North Korea by: dave
June 25, 2010, 18:58
Too little, too late. Ivory Coast beat North Korea 3-0 but the win was not enough to prevent the African side from going out of the World Cup. Goodbyei…
- Portugal 7-0 North Korea by: dave
June 21, 2010, 16:39
Stylish Portugal put on a fantastic second-half show to eliminate North Korea in Cape Town. The Portuguese registered the highest score of the tournament…
- Brazil 2-1 North Korea by: dave
June 16, 2010, 06:44
North Korea are the only Asian team to have scored 3 goals in a World Cup match - when they lost 5-3 to Portugal in 1966. That record remains intact.…
- Ivory Coast 3-0 North Korea by: dave
- Ivory Coast (3)
- Ivory Coast 3-0 North Korea by: dave
June 25, 2010, 18:58
Too little, too late. Ivory Coast beat North Korea 3-0 but the win was not enough to prevent the African side from going out of the World Cup. Goodbyei…
- Brazil 3-1 Ivory Coast by: dave
June 20, 2010, 23:29
Mega cheat Luís Fabiano 'scored' twice and Kaká was controversially sent off as the Samba Boys qualified and left Ivory Coast in jeopardy. Brazil picked…
- Ivory Coast 0-0 Portugal by: dave
June 16, 2010, 06:39
Just when you thought this World Cup was desperately poor, it goes and gets even worse. What a stinker. Cristiano Ronaldo's long-range strike off a post…
- Ivory Coast 3-0 North Korea by: dave
- Honduras (3)
- Switzerland 0-0 Honduras by: dave
June 25, 2010, 23:25
They've both gone, let's get on with it. The Swiss bowed out in underwhelming fashion and few will be sorry to see the back of them Switzerland 0…
- Spain 2-0 Honduras by: dave
June 22, 2010, 11:41
Spain's David Villa celebrates his goal against Honduras World Cup: Spain easily bounced back from their surprising opening defeat thanks to David Villa's…
- Honduras 0-1 Chile by: dave
June 16, 2010, 19:03
That man Jean Beausjour bundled home the game's only goal in the first half as Chile impressed in their tournament opener. Chile's last win at the World…
- Switzerland 0-0 Honduras by: dave
- Chile (3)
- Brazil 3-0 Chile by: dave
June 29, 2010, 01:34
Brazil easily picked off Chile with a series of razor-sharp attacks to comfortably make the quarter-finals. Brazil 3 - Chile 0 - Watch more…
- Spain 2-1 Chile by: dave
June 25, 2010, 23:19
Spain avoided becoming the third of European football's superpowers to be toppled at this World Cup, and a potential clash with Brazil in the last 16, by…
- Honduras 0-1 Chile by: dave
June 16, 2010, 19:03
That man Jean Beausjour bundled home the game's only goal in the first half as Chile impressed in their tournament opener. Chile's last win at the World…
- Brazil 3-0 Chile by: dave
- Spain (7)
- Holland 0-1 Spain by: dave
July 11, 2010, 23:42
Andres Iniesta struck a dramatic winner late in extra time to give Spain World Cup glory for the first time but condemned the Netherlands to their third…
- Paul picks Spain by: dave
July 7, 2010, 12:31
What a bugger.
- Paraguay 0-1 Spain by: dave
July 4, 2010, 01:03
David Villa scored the only goal seven minutes from time after both teams missed a penalty in a hugely lacklustre affair. Spain had scored all 14 of their…
- Spain 1-0 Portugal by: dave
June 29, 2010, 23:58
David Villa scored the deciding goal as Spain huffed and puffed before eventually blowing Portugal's house down. Spain 1 - Portugal 0 - Watch…
- Spain 2-1 Chile by: dave
June 25, 2010, 23:19
Spain avoided becoming the third of European football's superpowers to be toppled at this World Cup, and a potential clash with Brazil in the last 16, by…
- Spain 2-0 Honduras by: dave
June 22, 2010, 11:41
Spain's David Villa celebrates his goal against Honduras World Cup: Spain easily bounced back from their surprising opening defeat thanks to David Villa's…
- Spain 0-1 Switzerland by: dave
June 16, 2010, 19:06
Gelson Fernandes somehow bumbled in the winner in the 52nd minute to stun the pre-tournament favourites in Durban. Spain had averaged 3.3 goals per game in…
- Holland 0-1 Spain by: dave
- Switzerland (2)
- Switzerland 0-0 Honduras by: dave
June 25, 2010, 23:25
They've both gone, let's get on with it. The Swiss bowed out in underwhelming fashion and few will be sorry to see the back of them Switzerland 0…
- Spain 0-1 Switzerland by: dave
June 16, 2010, 19:06
Gelson Fernandes somehow bumbled in the winner in the 52nd minute to stun the pre-tournament favourites in Durban. Spain had averaged 3.3 goals per game in…
- Switzerland 0-0 Honduras by: dave
- Slovakia (3)
- Holland 2-1 Slovakia by: dave
June 28, 2010, 21:18
Holland set up a quarter-final date with Brazil or Chile after seeing off a spirited, much-better-than-England Slovakia side. Arjen Robben v…
- Slovakia 3-2 Italy by: dave
June 24, 2010, 18:35
Two goals from Slovakia's Robert Vittek denied a late fightback from the reigning world champions. The Italians were deserved champions in 2006 but a…
- Slovakia 0-2 Paraguay by: dave
June 20, 2010, 18:18
I have to admit I don't really care, but goals by Enrique Vera and Cristian Riveros gave a bold Paraguay team an impressive victory. Seven of Paraguay's…
- Holland 2-1 Slovakia by: dave
- Italy (4)
- Disgraced Italy arrive home by: dave
June 27, 2010, 11:03
Where are the rotten tomatoes? Disgraced Italy arrive home - Watch more Videos at Vodpod.
- Slovakia 3-2 Italy by: dave
June 24, 2010, 18:35
Two goals from Slovakia's Robert Vittek denied a late fightback from the reigning world champions. The Italians were deserved champions in 2006 but a…
- Italy 1-1 New Zealand by: dave
June 20, 2010, 20:13
Bloody hell... and you thought we were bad. World champions Italy could only manage a draw with the All Whites, who ground out one of the tournament's…
- Italy 1-1 Paraguay by: dave
June 15, 2010, 10:28
Daniele De Rossi's second-half equaliser spared the world champions' blushes in their dreadful opener. Italy 1 - Paraguay 1 - Watch more Videos…
- Disgraced Italy arrive home by: dave
- Paraguay (6)
- Paraguay 0-1 Spain by: dave
July 4, 2010, 01:03
David Villa scored the only goal seven minutes from time after both teams missed a penalty in a hugely lacklustre affair. Spain had scored all 14 of their…
- Japan 0-0 Paraguay (3-5 pens) by: dave
June 29, 2010, 20:53
This was the kind of match that would put most right-thinking people to sleep. Paraguay 0* - Japan 0 - Watch more Videos at Vodpod.
- Paraguay 0-0 New Zealand by: dave
June 24, 2010, 17:29
Unbeaten New Zealand bowed out of the tournament. Paraguay finished with five points in Group F, two more than New Zealand and one ahead of Slovakia, who…
- Slovakia 0-2 Paraguay by: dave
June 20, 2010, 18:18
I have to admit I don't really care, but goals by Enrique Vera and Cristian Riveros gave a bold Paraguay team an impressive victory. Seven of Paraguay's…
- New Zealand 1-1 Slovakia by: dave
June 16, 2010, 06:30
After 11 games of the 2006 World Cup there had been 27 goals. There have been just 18 so far in this tournament. At least we can add two more to that…
- Italy 1-1 Paraguay by: dave
June 15, 2010, 10:28
Daniele De Rossi's second-half equaliser spared the world champions' blushes in their dreadful opener. Italy 1 - Paraguay 1 - Watch more Videos…
- Paraguay 0-1 Spain by: dave
- Japan (4)
- Japan 0-0 Paraguay (3-5 pens) by: dave
June 29, 2010, 20:53
This was the kind of match that would put most right-thinking people to sleep. Paraguay 0* - Japan 0 - Watch more Videos at Vodpod.
- Japan 3-1 Denmark by: dave
June 24, 2010, 23:45
Bloody typical: you wait ages for a blockbuster free-kick at this World Cup, then two come almost at once. Japan needed only a draw to qualify for the last…
- Holland 1-0 Japan by: dave
June 19, 2010, 17:27
Eiji Kawashima's goalkeeping blunder gifted lucky Holland their second victory of the tournament in Group E. Holland 1 - Japan 0 - Watch more…
- Japan 1-0 Cameroon by: dave
June 15, 2010, 09:55
That man Keisuke Honda's first-half goal was enough to earn Japan victory over a lacklustre Cameroon side. Japan 1 - Cameroon 0 - Watch more…
- Japan 0-0 Paraguay (3-5 pens) by: dave
- Cameroon (3)
- Holland 2-1 Cameroon by: dave
June 24, 2010, 23:41
Holland beat Cameroon 2-1 in Cape Town to top Group E with three wins out of three. I'm scared. Cameroon 1 - Holland 2 - Watch more Videos at…
- Cameroon 1-2 Denmark by: dave
June 19, 2010, 23:42
Dennis Rommedahl's brilliant winner completed Denmark's comeback to make Cameroon the first African side to exit the tournament. Cameroon 1 -…
- Japan 1-0 Cameroon by: dave
June 15, 2010, 09:55
That man Keisuke Honda's first-half goal was enough to earn Japan victory over a lacklustre Cameroon side. Japan 1 - Cameroon 0 - Watch more…
- Holland 2-1 Cameroon by: dave
- Serbia (3)
- Australia 2-1 Serbia by: dave
June 23, 2010, 23:56
Australia beat Serbia in their fina group D match but neither side progressed to last 16. In the end, it was all for nothing. A pulsating match in…
- Germany 0-1 Serbia by: dave
June 18, 2010, 18:05
At last, something interesting is happening at this bloody awful World Cup. Ten-man Germany slipped to a controversial and stunning defeat after missing a…
- Serbia 0-1 Ghana by: dave
June 14, 2010, 16:04
Big Asamoah Gyan's penalty got the Black Stars off to a winner, as unimpressive Serbia had a man sent off. Serbia 0 - Ghana 1 - Watch more…
- Australia 2-1 Serbia by: dave
- Ghana (5)
- Uruguay 1-1 Ghana (4-2 pens) by: dave
July 3, 2010, 00:54
Uruguay won an epic encounter on penalties after Ghana had missed a spot-kick in the final-seconds of extra-time. On the day of the big World Cup surprise,…
- Ghana 2-1 USA (aet) by: dave
June 26, 2010, 23:59
There could still be time for Africa yet, with Asamoah Gyan's extra-time winner meaning that Ghana will face Uruguay in the last eight. Gyan became only…
- Germany 1-0 Ghana by: dave
June 23, 2010, 23:50
Germany's immaculate record of always qualifying from the initial group stages of a World Cup remained intact. Young Mesut Özil's belter of a goal was…
- Ghana 1-1 Australia by: dave
June 19, 2010, 19:17
Australia lost Harry Kewell to an early red card and held Ghana but their World Cup hopes are hanging by a thread. Ghana 1 - Australia 1 - Watch…
- Serbia 0-1 Ghana by: dave
June 14, 2010, 16:04
Big Asamoah Gyan's penalty got the Black Stars off to a winner, as unimpressive Serbia had a man sent off. Serbia 0 - Ghana 1 - Watch more…
- Uruguay 1-1 Ghana (4-2 pens) by: dave
- Algeria (3)
- USA 1-0 Algeria by: dave
June 23, 2010, 19:07
Bad Algerians. USA 1 - Algeria 0 - Watch more Videos at Vodpod.
- England 0-0 Algeria by: dave
June 18, 2010, 23:17
Why do a bloody bother? England 0 - Algeria 0 - Watch more Videos at Vodpod.
- Algeria 0-1 Slovenia by: dave
June 14, 2010, 11:53
Utter crap. This was surely the worst match of the entire World Cup, the only relief was the goal when Tunisia's goalkeeper 'robertgreened' the ball into…
- USA 1-0 Algeria by: dave
- Slovenia (4)
- Slovenia 0-1 England by: dave
June 23, 2010, 19:01
We finally found a team worse than us. England avoided elimination from the World Cup at the group stage but we were far from convincing. Why has it taken…
- There is hope! by: dave
June 22, 2010, 22:16
This wasn't all that long ago, but it bloody well feels like it.
- USA 2-2 Slovenia by: dave
June 18, 2010, 20:11
A mental second-half comeback kept alive the USA's hopes of progressing into the last 16 – probably at England's expense - but they must have left Ellis…
- Algeria 0-1 Slovenia by: dave
June 14, 2010, 11:53
Utter crap. This was surely the worst match of the entire World Cup, the only relief was the goal when Tunisia's goalkeeper 'robertgreened' the ball into…
- Slovenia 0-1 England by: dave
- World Cup classics: Bulgaria 2-1 Germany (1994) by: dave
- Players (57)
- An Amsterdam bar celebrates Holland's win by: dave
July 3, 2010, 12:04
The rest of the World was rooting for you, too. Thank you! Amsterdam bar celebrates Holland win - Watch more Videos at Vodpod.
- Is the Nike advertising campaign cursed? by: dave
July 2, 2010, 11:18
I for one won't be shedding a tear for any of the trumped up little idiots who appear in the advert and who have flopped badly at the World Cup, but let's…
- Poor old Ronaldo by: dave
July 1, 2010, 10:50
Portugal's captain, Cristiano Ronaldo, feels like a 'broken man' after his team's 1-0 World dejected figure as David Villa's winner earned Spain a…
- How to fix the England team by: dave
June 28, 2010, 12:34
Listen, it really isn't that difficult... We need players who hold their positions, who know their position in the team. An advantage sometimes and…
- Bunch of losers start making excuses... by: dave
June 28, 2010, 11:43
Here's what the bunch of jokers who 'played' had to say for themselves... John Terry Terry backs Capello to stay on as England manager - Watch…
- England to hold 'crisis' meeting by: dave
June 20, 2010, 16:25
John Terry has said the England squad will review the match against Algeria and speak frankly about their performance, without fear of upsetting the…
- England post-match interviews by: dave
June 13, 2010, 10:13
Well, so much for Capello's new focus and sense of purpose... here was the soul-destroyingly familiar sight of England flattering to deceive. Early promise…
- How to take a cheeky penalty (and how not to) by: dave
April 28, 2010, 13:23
Johan Cruyff on how to do it... Cruyff penalty - Watch more Videos at Vodpod. A couple of poncy French gits on how not to... The…
- Tuesday night footy - 16th February by: dave
February 17, 2010, 12:10
AC Milan 2 - 3 Manchester United Wayne Rooney tried his own version of the 'hairdryer' treatment at half-time in Milan, and it worked. AC…
- Lionel Messi when he was 10 years old by: dave
February 1, 2010, 10:38
This was little Leo when he was ten, obviously. Lionel Messi 10 years old- Watch more Videos at Vodpod.
- Beckham's Manchester United Goals from 1994-1999 by: dave
December 18, 2009, 14:53
Yep, it's time to sit back, crack open a can of beer and enjoy. Ok, I know you're a Liverpool fan and it will be painful, just get over it. …
- Cheating disgrace to World football, 18th November by: dave
November 19, 2009, 14:40
France 1 - 1 Ireland (Agg. 2-1) 'It was ridiculous really and unfortunately it's what we thought was going to happen. The World Cup is run by people who…
- When footballers were young by: dave
November 5, 2009, 01:41
Some of these are quite unbelievable...
- Fabregas: the next Bond villain by: dave
October 15, 2009, 14:00
The villain in the next Bond film, tentatively titled 'The Frenchman never sees', will be Cesc Fabregas. Here's an exclusive preview: Cesc…
- Pele in Jordan / Jackson mixup 'shocker' by: dave
October 1, 2009, 12:29
And Trevor 'Brookly' Brooking though he was hard done by. Pele confuses Michael Jackson with Michael Jordan, bloody funny... Pele confuses…
- Beckham in attempted 'Cantona' shocker by: dave
July 20, 2009, 04:51
Would you credit it, American footy fans behaving exactly how footy fans should when a greedy, self-centred bastard dares to show his face. David…
- Big John Hartson by: dave
July 15, 2009, 11:53
Little John Hartson (left) Do you remember the days when Arsenal would buy a player from a lower league English club, stick him in the first team and hope…
- Liverpool players get a Pro Evolution Soccer 2010 makeover by: dave
July 15, 2009, 11:16
Kop (ahem) a load of this... This screenshot shows the updated faces of Liverpool players for Konami's Pro Evolution Soccer 2010 compared with those in…
- Man Utd 2-0 Portsmouth, Chelsea 0-0 Everton by: dave
April 23, 2009, 00:05
Man Utd 2-0 Portsmouth Michael Carrick and Wayne Rooney scored the goals as United moved three points clear at the top. It took Manchester United just ten…
- The legend of Pippo Inzaghi by: dave
March 18, 2009, 04:58
I was born on the same day as Inzaghi so have always had something of a soft spot for the man, but I’ve never accepted the arguments that Inzaghi isn't a…
- Pele (2)
- Pele in Jordan / Jackson mixup 'shocker' by: dave
October 1, 2009, 12:29
And Trevor 'Brookly' Brooking though he was hard done by. Pele confuses Michael Jackson with Michael Jordan, bloody funny... Pele confuses…
- Pele takes a right kicking at the 1966 World Cup by: dave
February 19, 2009, 04:05
The 1966 tournament was, despite England's triumph, far from the best, being remembered for its excessive physical play, and Pelé was one of the…
- Pele in Jordan / Jackson mixup 'shocker' by: dave
- De la Peña (1)
- De la Peña… you git by: dave
February 23, 2009, 01:33
I’ve always had something of an affinity for slaphead footballers, not so much because I’m bald myself (I’m not), I just see it more as a dedication…
- De la Peña… you git by: dave
- Kewell (2)
- Rejuvenated Harry Kewell by: dave
June 6, 2009, 11:10
The best player I've ever seen live is Harry Kewell. I saw Leeds United play at home to Arsenal the weekend after 2 Leeds fans were stabbed in Istanbul…
- Saviours of the UEFA Cup #1 Galatasaray by: dave
February 27, 2009, 05:52
The UEFA Cup, believe it or not folks, doesn't actually exist any more. Well, that's not entirely true. It does exist, it's just that its name has already…
- Rejuvenated Harry Kewell by: dave
- Ronaldo (12)
- Is the Nike advertising campaign cursed? by: dave
July 2, 2010, 11:18
I for one won't be shedding a tear for any of the trumped up little idiots who appear in the advert and who have flopped badly at the World Cup, but let's…
- Poor old Ronaldo by: dave
July 1, 2010, 10:50
Portugal's captain, Cristiano Ronaldo, feels like a 'broken man' after his team's 1-0 World dejected figure as David Villa's winner earned Spain a…
- Ivory Coast 0-0 Portugal by: dave
June 16, 2010, 06:39
Just when you thought this World Cup was desperately poor, it goes and gets even worse. What a stinker. Cristiano Ronaldo's long-range strike off a post…
- Champions League lowlights, March 9th - 10th (and prem highlights) by: dave
March 10, 2010, 14:10
Manchester United 4 - 0 AC Milan (agg 7-2) I feel old: I can remember when Milan were good. The wonderful Wayne Rooney scored twice as United crushed Milan…
- 10 interesting facts about this season by: dave
February 24, 2010, 14:54
1. Michael Owen may not be on the pitch much, but he is good value for it when he does play. He is scoring at a rate of 1 goal per 131 minutes in all…
- Tuesday night footy - 16th February by: dave
February 17, 2010, 12:10
AC Milan 2 - 3 Manchester United Wayne Rooney tried his own version of the 'hairdryer' treatment at half-time in Milan, and it worked. AC…
- Champions League lowlights, December 8th and 9th by: dave
December 9, 2009, 11:30
Another round of fixtures out of the way, we'll soon clear out the trash and get down to business. The image of the evening: Beşiktaş fans show what…
- Real Madrid 4 - 2 Almeria, 5th December by: dave
December 6, 2009, 15:06
Cristiano Ronaldo, starting a first home match in more than two months following his ankle injury, scored, was sent off and missed a penalty as Madrid…
- Real Madrid 4 - 2 LDU de Quito by: dave
July 28, 2009, 23:04
In the money generating corporate whoredom of the pre-season friendly wasteland, I consider the 'Peace Cup' to be a particularly grotesque abomination. I'll be…
- Obligatory Cristiano Ronaldo clip by: dave
June 12, 2009, 22:28
This young man is an absolute pillock and is going where he belongs. At last. Goodbye. Don't come back. Ever.
- Man Utd 5-2 Tottenham by: dave
April 25, 2009, 21:08
Some matches are remembered as the moment the league was won. Could this be this season's defining fixture? In a tale of two halves, Manchester United came…
- An end to the Taylor Ronaldo shennanigans by: dave
March 6, 2009, 04:02
That's right, this lame incident is about as dangerous as it gets in modern day footy. During the midweek games there was a little rough and tumble…
- Is the Nike advertising campaign cursed? by: dave
- Beckham (8)
- Champions League lowlights, March 9th - 10th (and prem highlights) by: dave
March 10, 2010, 14:10
Manchester United 4 - 0 AC Milan (agg 7-2) I feel old: I can remember when Milan were good. The wonderful Wayne Rooney scored twice as United crushed Milan…
- World's most boring man speaks by: dave
February 16, 2010, 11:36
Here is a total dullard talking about the Manchester United - Milan match. David Beckham ahead of AC Milan-Manchester United- Watch more Sports…
- Beckham's Manchester United Goals from 1994-1999 by: dave
December 18, 2009, 14:53
Yep, it's time to sit back, crack open a can of beer and enjoy. Ok, I know you're a Liverpool fan and it will be painful, just get over it. …
- When footballers were young by: dave
November 5, 2009, 01:41
Some of these are quite unbelievable...
- Beckham in attempted 'Cantona' shocker by: dave
July 20, 2009, 04:51
Would you credit it, American footy fans behaving exactly how footy fans should when a greedy, self-centred bastard dares to show his face. David…
- Panini legends #8: Boyish innocence by: dave
May 5, 2009, 04:54
internet advertising This little beauty comes from Panini's 1997 showcase. First, some fascinating background info. Panini’s arch rivals Merlin…
- Man Utd 2-0 Portsmouth, Chelsea 0-0 Everton by: dave
April 23, 2009, 00:05
Man Utd 2-0 Portsmouth Michael Carrick and Wayne Rooney scored the goals as United moved three points clear at the top. It took Manchester United just ten…
- Beckham the lump of meat by: dave
March 9, 2009, 03:13
A clearly delighted David Beckham. Photograph: Stefan Buchner/EPA Beckham has sorted out his awkward problem of belonging to a club that he doesn't want…
- Champions League lowlights, March 9th - 10th (and prem highlights) by: dave
- Warnock (1)
- Fulham 1-2 Blackburn Rovers by: dave
March 12, 2009, 02:17
Can you believe the audacity of the Premier League? How dare they arrange a fixture when all these supporters should be at home consuming Champions…
- Fulham 1-2 Blackburn Rovers by: dave
- Gerrard (9)
- How to fix the England team by: dave
June 28, 2010, 12:34
Listen, it really isn't that difficult... We need players who hold their positions, who know their position in the team. An advantage sometimes and…
- Bunch of losers start making excuses... by: dave
June 28, 2010, 11:43
Here's what the bunch of jokers who 'played' had to say for themselves... John Terry Terry backs Capello to stay on as England manager - Watch…
- England post-match interviews by: dave
June 13, 2010, 10:13
Well, so much for Capello's new focus and sense of purpose... here was the soul-destroyingly familiar sight of England flattering to deceive. Early promise…
- Worst England performance ever by: dave
May 30, 2010, 21:16
Japan 1 – 2 England Utter rubbish. That's an hour and a half of my life I'll never get back. England needed two own goals to rescue them in a gruesome…
- Monday night football: Brave Liverpool by: dave
April 20, 2010, 11:38
Liverpool 3 - 0 West Ham The brave, indomitable Liverpool continue their epic quest to finish in the top half of the table. Dare they dream of Europa…
- Monday night football: Liverpool 4 - 1 Pompey by: dave
March 16, 2010, 14:03
Fernando Torres and Alberto Aquilani were among the goals but Steven Gerrard was lucky not to be sent off. It has been 62 years since Portsmouth last managed a…
- When footballers were young by: dave
November 5, 2009, 01:41
Some of these are quite unbelievable...
- Liverpool players get a Pro Evolution Soccer 2010 makeover by: dave
July 15, 2009, 11:16
Kop (ahem) a load of this... This screenshot shows the updated faces of Liverpool players for Konami's Pro Evolution Soccer 2010 compared with those in…
- Tuesday night Champions League highlights by: dave
March 10, 2009, 11:03
Liverpool came flying out the traps against Real, their early pressure paying off in the 16th minute when woeful Real defending allowed Kuyt to steal the ball…
- How to fix the England team by: dave
- Casillas (1)
- Tuesday night Champions League highlights by: dave
March 10, 2009, 11:03
Liverpool came flying out the traps against Real, their early pressure paying off in the 16th minute when woeful Real defending allowed Kuyt to steal the ball…
- Tuesday night Champions League highlights by: dave
- Inzaghi (2)
- Champions League lowlights, March 9th - 10th (and prem highlights) by: dave
March 10, 2010, 14:10
Manchester United 4 - 0 AC Milan (agg 7-2) I feel old: I can remember when Milan were good. The wonderful Wayne Rooney scored twice as United crushed Milan…
- The legend of Pippo Inzaghi by: dave
March 18, 2009, 04:58
I was born on the same day as Inzaghi so have always had something of a soft spot for the man, but I’ve never accepted the arguments that Inzaghi isn't a…
- Champions League lowlights, March 9th - 10th (and prem highlights) by: dave
- Messi (4)
- Greece 0-2 Argentina by: dave
June 23, 2010, 02:44
Argentina made it three wins out of three with a weakened side to confirm a last-16 game against Mexico. Argentina had 82% possession against Greece, the…
- Champions League lowlights: 20th - 21st April by: dave
April 21, 2010, 11:41
Internazionale 3-1 Barcelona The last time Barça lost 3-1 in the 1st leg of a Champions League knockout match, they went on to beat Chelsea 5-1 in the…
- Lionel Messi when he was 10 years old by: dave
February 1, 2010, 10:38
This was little Leo when he was ten, obviously. Lionel Messi 10 years old- Watch more Videos at Vodpod.
- When footballers were young by: dave
November 5, 2009, 01:41
Some of these are quite unbelievable...
- Greece 0-2 Argentina by: dave
- Henry (2)
- How to take a cheeky penalty (and how not to) by: dave
April 28, 2010, 13:23
Johan Cruyff on how to do it... Cruyff penalty - Watch more Videos at Vodpod. A couple of poncy French gits on how not to... The…
- Cheating disgrace to World football, 18th November by: dave
November 19, 2009, 14:40
France 1 - 1 Ireland (Agg. 2-1) 'It was ridiculous really and unfortunately it's what we thought was going to happen. The World Cup is run by people who…
- How to take a cheeky penalty (and how not to) by: dave
- Huntelaar (1)
- Champions League lowlights, March 9th - 10th (and prem highlights) by: dave
March 10, 2010, 14:10
Manchester United 4 - 0 AC Milan (agg 7-2) I feel old: I can remember when Milan were good. The wonderful Wayne Rooney scored twice as United crushed Milan…
- Champions League lowlights, March 9th - 10th (and prem highlights) by: dave
- Nedved (1)
- Enjoy them while they last: Pavel Nedvěd by: dave
March 24, 2009, 04:30
Very girly hair Although his disgracefully crap hair has always put me off watching him, Pavel Nedvěd has been one hell of a player and will be…
- Enjoy them while they last: Pavel Nedvěd by: dave
- Ribery (2)
- Is the Nike advertising campaign cursed? by: dave
July 2, 2010, 11:18
I for one won't be shedding a tear for any of the trumped up little idiots who appear in the advert and who have flopped badly at the World Cup, but let's…
- Franck... he's good, but 63 mill? by: dave
May 5, 2009, 04:33
Remember that Psycedelic Furs song? no, neither do I. There's no doubt that mad monk Franck Ribéry displays silky skills on the pitch, but it will…
- Is the Nike advertising campaign cursed? by: dave
- Maldini (1)
- Paolo Maldini: 1985-2009 by: dave
May 26, 2009, 02:26
internet advertising A couple of Maldinis Paolo Cesare Maldini, born June 26th, 1968, otherwise known as seven time Italian Serie A, five time…
- Paolo Maldini: 1985-2009 by: dave
- Wise (1)
- Dennis Wise on 'Record Breakers' by: dave
May 26, 2009, 04:21
First of all, a special welcome to all of you arriving from the Guardian, it makes my day when they give me a mention. This marvelous clip comes…
- Dennis Wise on 'Record Breakers' by: dave
- Jones (1)
- Dennis Wise on 'Record Breakers' by: dave
May 26, 2009, 04:21
First of all, a special welcome to all of you arriving from the Guardian, it makes my day when they give me a mention. This marvelous clip comes…
- Dennis Wise on 'Record Breakers' by: dave
- Hartson (1)
- Big John Hartson by: dave
July 15, 2009, 11:53
Little John Hartson (left) Do you remember the days when Arsenal would buy a player from a lower league English club, stick him in the first team and hope…
- Big John Hartson by: dave
- Fabregas (3)
- Is the Nike advertising campaign cursed? by: dave
July 2, 2010, 11:18
I for one won't be shedding a tear for any of the trumped up little idiots who appear in the advert and who have flopped badly at the World Cup, but let's…
- Wednesday night footy – 17th February by: dave
February 18, 2010, 02:34
Porto 2 - 1 Arsenal A furious Arsène Wenger accused idiot Swedish referee Martin Hansson, of giving Porto a goal last night. What do you think? …
- Fabregas: the next Bond villain by: dave
October 15, 2009, 14:00
The villain in the next Bond film, tentatively titled 'The Frenchman never sees', will be Cesc Fabregas. Here's an exclusive preview: Cesc…
- Is the Nike advertising campaign cursed? by: dave
- Terry (8)
- Wigan 0-6 Chelsea by: dave
August 21, 2010, 22:59
Magnificent Chelsea hit six goals for the second game in succession to leave Wigan at the foot of the table. Chelsea now have 29 goals in their past five…
- How to fix the England team by: dave
June 28, 2010, 12:34
Listen, it really isn't that difficult... We need players who hold their positions, who know their position in the team. An advantage sometimes and…
- Bunch of losers start making excuses... by: dave
June 28, 2010, 11:43
Here's what the bunch of jokers who 'played' had to say for themselves... John Terry Terry backs Capello to stay on as England manager - Watch…
- England to wear all red against Slovenia by: dave
June 22, 2010, 22:08
First time since 1962, apparently.
- Fabio Capello interview by: dave
June 22, 2010, 10:40
The Fabio Capello interview... John Terry's BIG mistake... Fabio Capello interview - "John Terry's BIG mistake" - Watch more Videos at Vodpod.
- England to hold 'crisis' meeting by: dave
June 20, 2010, 16:25
John Terry has said the England squad will review the match against Algeria and speak frankly about their performance, without fear of upsetting the…
- Chelsea in shameless revenue generator shocker by: dave
April 16, 2010, 10:52
Chelsea will have a new kit next year. New Chelsea home kit, 2010/2011 - Watch more Sports Videos at Vodpod.
- John Terry on 'leadership' by: dave
January 8, 2010, 12:51
Words fail me. John Terry on Leadership- Watch more Sports Videos at Vodpod.
- Wigan 0-6 Chelsea by: dave
- Giggs (2)
- Man Utd 3-0 West Ham by: dave
August 28, 2010, 23:23
Wayne Rooney scored his first goal since March as Manchester United cruised to victory to remain two points behind Premier League leaders Chelsea (download)…
- Are Man Utd in crisis? by: dave
January 8, 2010, 12:29
Ryan Giggs, whose opinion is surely as impartial and unbiased as you could wish for, refuses to agree that United are in crisis. Bless. Ryan…
- Man Utd 3-0 West Ham by: dave
- Cruyff (1)
- How to take a cheeky penalty (and how not to) by: dave
April 28, 2010, 13:23
Johan Cruyff on how to do it... Cruyff penalty - Watch more Videos at Vodpod. A couple of poncy French gits on how not to... The…
- How to take a cheeky penalty (and how not to) by: dave
- Sneijder (3)
- (Lego) Holland 2-1 Brazil by: dave
July 6, 2010, 09:03
I'm happy to see any visual representation of the dirty South American cheats being dumped out of the competition. Holland 2 - Brazil 1 in Lego -…
- An Amsterdam bar celebrates Holland's win by: dave
July 3, 2010, 12:04
The rest of the World was rooting for you, too. Thank you! Amsterdam bar celebrates Holland win - Watch more Videos at Vodpod.
- Holland 2-1 Brazil by: dave
July 2, 2010, 19:09
Yes, yes, yes. The first Brazilian own-goal in 97 World Cup matches, from the head of Felipe Melo, set up the victory with which Holland finally avenged…
- (Lego) Holland 2-1 Brazil by: dave
- An Amsterdam bar celebrates Holland's win by: dave
- Managers (50)
- Sid Lowe on the new Spanish season by: dave
August 27, 2010, 14:20
Sid Lowe looks at whether José Mourinho and Madrid can dethrone champions Barça (download).
- The transformation of Dunga by: dave
July 6, 2010, 09:08
From dung to dungerer: the Brazil coach Dunga and all of his technical staff have been dismissed by the Brazilian Football Federation after their 2-1…
- (Lego) Germany 4-1 England by: dave
June 30, 2010, 09:02
Even in lego that bloody ball is miles over the line. Germany 4 - England 1 in lego - Watch more Videos at Vodpod.
- France 1-2 South Africa by: dave
June 22, 2010, 22:00
Nincompoop Raymond Domenech's reign came to an abject end as his 10 men went down to the hosts, whose win wasn't enough to help them make the next round.…
- France 'revolt' over Anelka exit by: dave
June 20, 2010, 20:17
The French cheats are in disarray. France's troubles have gone from bad to worse with players refusing to train after a dispute. It's not too late to bring…
- France send Anelka home by: dave
June 19, 2010, 15:56
Nicolas Anelka has been sent home from the World Cup following his bust-up with France coach Raymond Domenech. The France coach is said to have given sulky…
- Inter's desperation becomes apparent by: dave
June 16, 2010, 06:35
Inter Milan introduce Rafa Benitez as their new coach... Inter Milan introduce Rafa Benitez - Watch more Sports Videos at Vodpod.
- Champions League Final: Inter Milan 2 - 0 Bayern Munich by: dave
May 23, 2010, 00:12
The Jose plague across modern football grows. Inter won the Champions League final as Diego Milito downed a defiant Bayern Munich. Italian clubs have now…
- Championship Playoff Final: Blackpool 3 - 2 Cardiff by: dave
May 22, 2010, 19:15
Another year, another belter of a game. Blackpool's match-winner Brett Ormerod says promotion would have been impossible without mighty Ian Holloway.…
- Prem and Cup highlights: 6th - 7th March by: dave
March 7, 2010, 19:25
Fulham 0 - 0 Tottenham Hotspur Fulham 0 - Tottenham 0- Watch more Sports Videos at Vodpod. Wolves 0 - 1 Man Utd Wolves 0 - Manchester United…
- Would you let Rafa Benitez sign a player for your club? by: dave
February 25, 2010, 11:50
Having now watched the newest recruit to the Liverpool shambles, Maxi Rodriguez, I'm now convinced that Monsignor Rafa signs players without even watching…
- Football was better in the past: 1974-75 by: dave
January 25, 2010, 15:04
Dave Mackay, and not Brian Clough as many wrongly believe, guided Derby County to their second league title in the space of four years. Can you imagine in…
- Premier League highlights: 30th December by: dave
December 31, 2009, 12:02
Manchester United 5 - 0 Wigan Manchester United's Antonio Valencia punished his old Wigan friends with a masterclass performance, United running riot at Old…
- Champions League lowlights, December 8th and 9th (part 2) by: dave
December 10, 2009, 14:35
Here they be... Liverpool 1 - 2 Fiorentina Liverpool 1 - Fiorentina 2 longer highlights- Watch more Videos at Vodpod. Steven Gerrard on…
- World Cup classics: Romania 3 - 2 Argentina (USA 1994) by: dave
December 8, 2009, 15:25
It seems strange now to think that Colombia went to USA '94 as one of the favourites to win the tournament, only to fall at the first hurdle after humbling…
- When Man Utd were crap: Man Utd 3 - 5 West Brom (1978) by: dave
October 27, 2009, 14:25
For most West Brom fans, their team’s epic 5-3 victory over Manchester United at Old Trafford just over 30 years ago is particularly memorable. For then…
- The legend of Kevin Keegan #4: Kev takes on Henry Cooper by: dave
October 19, 2009, 14:50
Brut is the brand name for a line of men's grooming and fragrance products first launched in 1964 by Fabergé. In 1968, a budget range was marketed as Brut 33…
- The legend of Kevin Keegan #3: Kev takes on Brian Jacks by: dave
October 12, 2009, 11:52
Back in the mid '70s, footballers were only earning as much as the average coal miner. For those of you too young to know what a coal miner is, don't vote for…
- The legend of Kevin Keegan #2: Be smart, be safe by: dave
October 8, 2009, 14:11
I challenge you to find someone who looked more '70s than our man Kevin. Spectacular clothing and sound advice for any young lad to follow...
- Brian Clough's reaction to Brighton losing 2 - 8 at home in 1973 by: dave
October 8, 2009, 13:41
By the summer of 1973, Brian Clough was already a legendary figure in English football, having guided the unfancied Derby County to the league title and then…
- Roy Keane: Then and now by: dave
October 7, 2009, 11:30
Way, way back, on 23rd April in fact, Roy Maurice (!) Keane was appointed manager of Ipswich Town on a two-year contract. Things started off pretty well, his…
- The legend of Kevin Keegan #1: 17-year-old Scunthorpe prodigy by: dave
October 2, 2009, 13:45
The year is 1968 and Scunthorpe United's young, fresh-faced football prodigy Kevin Keegan is interviewed for the first time.
- How good was Zico? by: dave
September 7, 2009, 23:26
Let me tell you one thing about Arthur Antunes Coimbra, or Zico to his mates. He is not a good manager. I know this from being able to regularly watch the…
- 2008-09 in retrospect: the Kinnear press conference by: dave
August 11, 2009, 22:58
In October of last year, Newcastle made Joe Kinnear their interim manager. In his first official press conference, he did this... JK Which one is Simon…
- Special one (circa 1988) by: dave
May 26, 2009, 03:06
In this shocker of a clip, a young Jose Mourinho horrifies the readers of Smash Hits as he announces he's leaving Spandau Ballet.
- Panini legends #7: The club that sacked Fergie by: dave
April 22, 2009, 05:26
internet advertising An important part of Panini’s marketing when they launched collections for the UK market was a Scottish club section. In this…
- Damned United part 2 by: dave
April 3, 2009, 05:11
For those of you who prefer cinema to real life, here are a few clips related to the film. BBC Look North News clip about the filming of the movie: …
- Damned United part 1 by: dave
April 3, 2009, 01:10
So, I was feeling pretty upset about the disaster in the Ivory Coast last weekend and haven't really wanted to talk about footy all that much this week.…
- Is Jose Mourinho really the man for the United job? by: dave
March 11, 2009, 02:55
Last week I questioned Rio Ferdinand's assertion that Jose Mourinho would be among the best candidates to succeed Sir Alex at Old Trafford. A big debate has…
- Frost / Clough by: dave
March 6, 2009, 03:00
Before you wonder about the title of the post, bear with me, I’ll get to the point eventually. Martin O'Neill’s Aston Villa look like a spent…
- Mourinho to replace Ferguson? by: dave
March 1, 2009, 13:36
Anyone doubting Rio Ferdinand's credentials as a character in the next Muppets movei should merely read on: Why do his teams suck so badly? 'Jose…
- Ferguson v Mourinho: the real big match? by: dave
February 25, 2009, 02:49
This week's Times Online Game Podcast asked the question 'How alike are Sir Alex Ferguson and Jose Mourinho?' From the Times…
- Sir Alex Ferguson (12)
- Tuesday night footy: 30th March by: dave
March 31, 2010, 10:42
Bayern Munich 2-1 Man Utd Oops, there goes another World Cup then. Wayne Rooney's opener at Bayern was the quickest goal in the Champions League this…
- Prem and Cup highlights: 6th - 7th March by: dave
March 7, 2010, 19:25
Fulham 0 - 0 Tottenham Hotspur Fulham 0 - Tottenham 0- Watch more Sports Videos at Vodpod. Wolves 0 - 1 Man Utd Wolves 0 - Manchester United…
- Carling Cup Final by: dave
March 1, 2010, 11:53
Aston Villa 1 - 2 Manchester United Young Wayne Rooney came off the bench to score the winning goal, but Sir Alex Ferguson revealed that Rooney is…
- Tuesday night footy: 23rd February by: dave
February 24, 2010, 14:20
Manchester United 3 - 0 West Ham Wayne Rooney's hot streak left West Ham United out in the cold with a magical brace to take his season total to 27 goals.…
- Tuesday night footy - 16th February by: dave
February 17, 2010, 12:10
AC Milan 2 - 3 Manchester United Wayne Rooney tried his own version of the 'hairdryer' treatment at half-time in Milan, and it worked. AC…
- Premier League highlights: 30th December by: dave
December 31, 2009, 12:02
Manchester United 5 - 0 Wigan Manchester United's Antonio Valencia punished his old Wigan friends with a masterclass performance, United running riot at Old…
- World Cup classics: Romania 3 - 2 Argentina (USA 1994) by: dave
December 8, 2009, 15:25
It seems strange now to think that Colombia went to USA '94 as one of the favourites to win the tournament, only to fall at the first hurdle after humbling…
- Panini legends #7: The club that sacked Fergie by: dave
April 22, 2009, 05:26
internet advertising An important part of Panini’s marketing when they launched collections for the UK market was a Scottish club section. In this…
- Mascherano:Rafa's masterstroke? by: dave
March 17, 2009, 05:45
Williams' assertion is complete bullshit and here's why. A masterstroke is an action that enables you to fullfil your goal. Here's an example: Cantona was…
- Is Jose Mourinho really the man for the United job? by: dave
March 11, 2009, 02:55
Last week I questioned Rio Ferdinand's assertion that Jose Mourinho would be among the best candidates to succeed Sir Alex at Old Trafford. A big debate has…
- Mourinho to replace Ferguson? by: dave
March 1, 2009, 13:36
Anyone doubting Rio Ferdinand's credentials as a character in the next Muppets movei should merely read on: Why do his teams suck so badly? 'Jose…
- Ferguson v Mourinho: the real big match? by: dave
February 25, 2009, 02:49
This week's Times Online Game Podcast asked the question 'How alike are Sir Alex Ferguson and Jose Mourinho?' From the Times…
- Tuesday night footy: 30th March by: dave
- Jose Mourinho (7)
- Sid Lowe on the new Spanish season by: dave
August 27, 2010, 14:20
Sid Lowe looks at whether José Mourinho and Madrid can dethrone champions Barça (download).
- Champions League Final: Inter Milan 2 - 0 Bayern Munich by: dave
May 23, 2010, 00:12
The Jose plague across modern football grows. Inter won the Champions League final as Diego Milito downed a defiant Bayern Munich. Italian clubs have now…
- Champions League lowlights, December 8th and 9th (part 2) by: dave
December 10, 2009, 14:35
Here they be... Liverpool 1 - 2 Fiorentina Liverpool 1 - Fiorentina 2 longer highlights- Watch more Videos at Vodpod. Steven Gerrard on…
- Special one (circa 1988) by: dave
May 26, 2009, 03:06
In this shocker of a clip, a young Jose Mourinho horrifies the readers of Smash Hits as he announces he's leaving Spandau Ballet.
- Is Jose Mourinho really the man for the United job? by: dave
March 11, 2009, 02:55
Last week I questioned Rio Ferdinand's assertion that Jose Mourinho would be among the best candidates to succeed Sir Alex at Old Trafford. A big debate has…
- Mourinho to replace Ferguson? by: dave
March 1, 2009, 13:36
Anyone doubting Rio Ferdinand's credentials as a character in the next Muppets movei should merely read on: Why do his teams suck so badly? 'Jose…
- Ferguson v Mourinho: the real big match? by: dave
February 25, 2009, 02:49
This week's Times Online Game Podcast asked the question 'How alike are Sir Alex Ferguson and Jose Mourinho?' From the Times…
- Sid Lowe on the new Spanish season by: dave
- Rafa Benitez (5)
- Inter's desperation becomes apparent by: dave
June 16, 2010, 06:35
Inter Milan introduce Rafa Benitez as their new coach... Inter Milan introduce Rafa Benitez - Watch more Sports Videos at Vodpod.
- Monday night football: Wigan 1 - 0 Liverpool by: dave
March 9, 2010, 11:17
Wigan 1 - 0 Liverpool Oh dear. Poor old Rafael Benítez couldn't hide his anger after Liverpool's quest for fourth place was dealt a blow at Wigan. …
- Would you let Rafa Benitez sign a player for your club? by: dave
February 25, 2010, 11:50
Having now watched the newest recruit to the Liverpool shambles, Maxi Rodriguez, I'm now convinced that Monsignor Rafa signs players without even watching…
- Mascherano:Rafa's masterstroke? by: dave
March 17, 2009, 05:45
Williams' assertion is complete bullshit and here's why. A masterstroke is an action that enables you to fullfil your goal. Here's an example: Cantona was…
- Tuesday night Champions League highlights by: dave
March 10, 2009, 11:03
Liverpool came flying out the traps against Real, their early pressure paying off in the 16th minute when woeful Real defending allowed Kuyt to steal the ball…
- Inter's desperation becomes apparent by: dave
- Brian Clough (5)
- Football was better in the past: 1974-75 by: dave
January 25, 2010, 15:04
Dave Mackay, and not Brian Clough as many wrongly believe, guided Derby County to their second league title in the space of four years. Can you imagine in…
- Brian Clough's reaction to Brighton losing 2 - 8 at home in 1973 by: dave
October 8, 2009, 13:41
By the summer of 1973, Brian Clough was already a legendary figure in English football, having guided the unfancied Derby County to the league title and then…
- Damned United part 2 by: dave
April 3, 2009, 05:11
For those of you who prefer cinema to real life, here are a few clips related to the film. BBC Look North News clip about the filming of the movie: …
- Damned United part 1 by: dave
April 3, 2009, 01:10
So, I was feeling pretty upset about the disaster in the Ivory Coast last weekend and haven't really wanted to talk about footy all that much this week.…
- Frost / Clough by: dave
March 6, 2009, 03:00
Before you wonder about the title of the post, bear with me, I’ll get to the point eventually. Martin O'Neill’s Aston Villa look like a spent…
- Football was better in the past: 1974-75 by: dave
- Martin O'Neill (4)
- Wednesday night footy: 21st April by: dave
April 22, 2010, 10:24
Hull 0 - 2 Aston Villa Hull's Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink was carried from the field unconscious after a clash of heads with Richard Dunne in their…
- Carling Cup Final by: dave
March 1, 2010, 11:53
Aston Villa 1 - 2 Manchester United Young Wayne Rooney came off the bench to score the winning goal, but Sir Alex Ferguson revealed that Rooney is…
- League Cup and Premier League action: 26th - 27th January by: dave
January 29, 2010, 14:33
Manchester United 3 - 1 Manchester City See above for details. Manchester United 3 - Manchester City 1- Watch more Sports Videos at…
- Frost / Clough by: dave
March 6, 2009, 03:00
Before you wonder about the title of the post, bear with me, I’ll get to the point eventually. Martin O'Neill’s Aston Villa look like a spent…
- Wednesday night footy: 21st April by: dave
- Raymond Domenech (5)
- France 1-2 South Africa by: dave
June 22, 2010, 22:00
Nincompoop Raymond Domenech's reign came to an abject end as his 10 men went down to the hosts, whose win wasn't enough to help them make the next round.…
- France 'revolt' over Anelka exit by: dave
June 20, 2010, 20:17
The French cheats are in disarray. France's troubles have gone from bad to worse with players refusing to train after a dispute. It's not too late to bring…
- France send Anelka home by: dave
June 19, 2010, 15:56
Nicolas Anelka has been sent home from the World Cup following his bust-up with France coach Raymond Domenech. The France coach is said to have given sulky…
- Uruguay 0 - 0 France by: dave
June 12, 2010, 07:43
That man Nicolás Lodeiro was sent off for Uruguay but dour France were unable to either cheat or take full advantage of his dismissal. Thierry 'cheat'…
- Panini legends #2: French porn star? by: dave
March 5, 2009, 06:56
Bet you wish your moustache was this bushy. This berk of a manager gave the following reason for his side getting knocked out of Euro 2008: The…
- France 1-2 South Africa by: dave
- Ron Atkinson (2)
- When Man Utd were crap: Man Utd 3 - 5 West Brom (1978) by: dave
October 27, 2009, 14:25
For most West Brom fans, their team’s epic 5-3 victory over Manchester United at Old Trafford just over 30 years ago is particularly memorable. For then…
- Should Wembley be for finals only? by: dave
March 10, 2009, 04:13
Ok, stupidest bloody question ever. The FA Cup started to lose its allure round about the time that all a team had to do was fart loudly and they'd get to…
- When Man Utd were crap: Man Utd 3 - 5 West Brom (1978) by: dave
- Martin Jol (1)
- Panini legends #3: Massive beardy weirdy by: dave
March 10, 2009, 01:44
This hairy gentleman is no longer quite so hairy, if that's any kind of help. Seen here in his Paninitastic mid-80s heyday, this manager is currently doing…
- Panini legends #3: Massive beardy weirdy by: dave
- Steve Coppell (1)
- Steve Coppell at 1000 (part one) by: dave
March 19, 2009, 05:15
Big Steve Coppell has just celebrated 1000 matches as a manager. The Reading FC website has an interview with their legendary manager in which he…
- Steve Coppell at 1000 (part one) by: dave
- Joe Kinnear (2)
- World Cup classics: Romania 3 - 2 Argentina (USA 1994) by: dave
December 8, 2009, 15:25
It seems strange now to think that Colombia went to USA '94 as one of the favourites to win the tournament, only to fall at the first hurdle after humbling…
- 2008-09 in retrospect: the Kinnear press conference by: dave
August 11, 2009, 22:58
In October of last year, Newcastle made Joe Kinnear their interim manager. In his first official press conference, he did this... JK Which one is Simon…
- World Cup classics: Romania 3 - 2 Argentina (USA 1994) by: dave
- Zico (3)
- World Cup classics: France 1 – 1 Brazil (Mexico 1986) by: dave
January 6, 2010, 12:33
The most memorable quarter-final match of one of my favourite World Cups saw the clash of the two great teams of the tournament. Thankfully, the FIFA idiots…
- New Zealand's 1982 World Cup run by: dave
November 18, 2009, 12:38
So now that the mighty All Whites have made it back to the World Cup, it seems like a good opportunity to reflect on the glory of their 1982 campaign. Let's…
- How good was Zico? by: dave
September 7, 2009, 23:26
Let me tell you one thing about Arthur Antunes Coimbra, or Zico to his mates. He is not a good manager. I know this from being able to regularly watch the…
- World Cup classics: France 1 – 1 Brazil (Mexico 1986) by: dave
- Kevin Keegan (6)
- Panini Legends #16: Geordie dream team by: dave
April 20, 2010, 13:58
Way back in 1995–96, Newcastle were among the upcoming forces in the exciting, unpredictable Premier League, having rebuilt during the summer of 1995…
- World Cup classics: Romania 3 - 2 Argentina (USA 1994) by: dave
December 8, 2009, 15:25
It seems strange now to think that Colombia went to USA '94 as one of the favourites to win the tournament, only to fall at the first hurdle after humbling…
- The legend of Kevin Keegan #4: Kev takes on Henry Cooper by: dave
October 19, 2009, 14:50
Brut is the brand name for a line of men's grooming and fragrance products first launched in 1964 by Fabergé. In 1968, a budget range was marketed as Brut 33…
- The legend of Kevin Keegan #3: Kev takes on Brian Jacks by: dave
October 12, 2009, 11:52
Back in the mid '70s, footballers were only earning as much as the average coal miner. For those of you too young to know what a coal miner is, don't vote for…
- The legend of Kevin Keegan #2: Be smart, be safe by: dave
October 8, 2009, 14:11
I challenge you to find someone who looked more '70s than our man Kevin. Spectacular clothing and sound advice for any young lad to follow...
- The legend of Kevin Keegan #1: 17-year-old Scunthorpe prodigy by: dave
October 2, 2009, 13:45
The year is 1968 and Scunthorpe United's young, fresh-faced football prodigy Kevin Keegan is interviewed for the first time.
- Panini Legends #16: Geordie dream team by: dave
- Roy Keane (1)
- Roy Keane: Then and now by: dave
October 7, 2009, 11:30
Way, way back, on 23rd April in fact, Roy Maurice (!) Keane was appointed manager of Ipswich Town on a two-year contract. Things started off pretty well, his…
- Roy Keane: Then and now by: dave
- Ian holloway (1)
- Championship Playoff Final: Blackpool 3 - 2 Cardiff by: dave
May 22, 2010, 19:15
Another year, another belter of a game. Blackpool's match-winner Brett Ormerod says promotion would have been impossible without mighty Ian Holloway.…
- Championship Playoff Final: Blackpool 3 - 2 Cardiff by: dave
- Dave jones (1)
- Championship Playoff Final: Blackpool 3 - 2 Cardiff by: dave
May 22, 2010, 19:15
Another year, another belter of a game. Blackpool's match-winner Brett Ormerod says promotion would have been impossible without mighty Ian Holloway.…
- Championship Playoff Final: Blackpool 3 - 2 Cardiff by: dave
- Fabio Capello (2)
- (Lego) Germany 4-1 England by: dave
June 30, 2010, 09:02
Even in lego that bloody ball is miles over the line. Germany 4 - England 1 in lego - Watch more Videos at Vodpod.
- Fabio Capello post Germany defeat by: dave
June 27, 2010, 20:24
Grrr... Fabio Capello post Germany defeat - Watch more Videos at Vodpod.
- (Lego) Germany 4-1 England by: dave
- Dunga (1)
- The transformation of Dunga by: dave
July 6, 2010, 09:08
From dung to dungerer: the Brazil coach Dunga and all of his technical staff have been dismissed by the Brazilian Football Federation after their 2-1…
- The transformation of Dunga by: dave
- Sid Lowe on the new Spanish season by: dave
- Panini (16)
- Panini Legends #17: 1986 Danish hero by: dave
June 9, 2010, 16:34
Part of the wonderful 1986 Denmark team, he went on to do absolutely bugger all with the Chelsea youth team. To end the agony, merely scroll down to the…
- Panini Legends #16: Geordie dream team by: dave
April 20, 2010, 13:58
Way back in 1995–96, Newcastle were among the upcoming forces in the exciting, unpredictable Premier League, having rebuilt during the summer of 1995…
- Panini Legends #15: Brazil’s first ever opponents by: dave
March 22, 2010, 15:51
OK, this one is a real challenge. This is the lower division team photo from 1981 for a team whose greatest claim to fame is having been the Brazil national…
- Panini Legends #14: The era of the crappy perm by: dave
October 7, 2009, 10:50
Once upon a time, 1979 I believe it was, football shirts had massive wide collars and it was obligatory for players to perm their hair. This was a golden age…
- Panini Legends #13: Espana 82 by: dave
August 8, 2009, 00:12
As a bloke who went through his teenage years in the 1980s, I got used to the idea of loads of the UK appearing in any given World Cup. Bloody hell, Wales even…
- Panini legends #12: Poshest bloke ever by: dave
July 14, 2009, 11:09
Forbes Phillipson-Masters. No, really, that's his name. Despite what you make think, bleeding obvious actually from the picture, this isn't the 'all good…
- Panini legends #11: West German mullet army circa 1990 by: dave
June 6, 2009, 02:26
The 1990 World Cup was, despite England's extended participation, an absolute stinker, match only by the poorness of haircuts on display. How many of…
- Panini legends #9: Ginger mop top by: dave
June 1, 2009, 05:09
People hate this man, the current manager of a certain north-west Premier League team. If you don't believe me, take a read of this, from Tribal…
- Panini legends #8: Boyish innocence by: dave
May 5, 2009, 04:54
internet advertising This little beauty comes from Panini's 1997 showcase. First, some fascinating background info. Panini’s arch rivals Merlin…
- Panini legends #7: The club that sacked Fergie by: dave
April 22, 2009, 05:26
internet advertising An important part of Panini’s marketing when they launched collections for the UK market was a Scottish club section. In this…
- Panini legends #6: Football's biggest bastard? by: dave
April 15, 2009, 04:28
So, is this man football's biggest bastard or a revolutionary? Whichever history judges him as, he will be remembered and every single club and…
- Panini legends #5: 80s afro Luton-style by: dave
April 6, 2009, 04:49
Claude Gnapka looks to the heavens after scoring the goal that secured the Johnston's Paint Trophy for Luton Town - Photograph: Bryn Lennon/Getty…
- Panini legends #4: Mid 90s England international by: dave
March 18, 2009, 02:54
This is the mid-eighties guise of a defender finally given the nod for his full england debut in 1995. The Spandau Ballet reject look might throw…
- Panini legends #3: Massive beardy weirdy by: dave
March 10, 2009, 01:44
This hairy gentleman is no longer quite so hairy, if that's any kind of help. Seen here in his Paninitastic mid-80s heyday, this manager is currently doing…
- Panini legends #2: French porn star? by: dave
March 5, 2009, 06:56
Bet you wish your moustache was this bushy. This berk of a manager gave the following reason for his side getting knocked out of Euro 2008: The…
- Panini legends #1: Lady's man? by: dave
February 26, 2009, 04:58
Who never collected a Panini sticker album when they were a lad? Who, I ask you? Finishing one of the buggers was a different matter altogether, 1986…
- Panini Legends #17: 1986 Danish hero by: dave
- Piss poor refereeing (10)
- Is it just me? by: dave
June 28, 2010, 12:23
I've been looking at replays of Frank Lampard's disallowed goal in the game last night, and it seems to me that the ball may have crossed the line. What do you…
- Bunch of losers start making excuses... by: dave
June 28, 2010, 11:43
Here's what the bunch of jokers who 'played' had to say for themselves... John Terry Terry backs Capello to stay on as England manager - Watch…
- Fabio Capello post Germany defeat by: dave
June 27, 2010, 20:24
Grrr... Fabio Capello post Germany defeat - Watch more Videos at Vodpod.
- Hurst 1966 v Lampard 2010 by: dave
June 27, 2010, 20:21
I'm still in shock... Hurst (2) 1966 v Lampard 2010 - Watch more Videos at Vodpod.
- Football's cheats by: dave
December 4, 2009, 14:33
I've never really been able to understand why Maradona, clearly a God-fearing man, could blame God for his cheating. Surely anyone looking to book a place in…
- Piss poor refereeing #3: Literally piss-poor refereeing by: dave
September 22, 2009, 16:24
Hello all Guardian readers in particular: I always read the sport section and am well chuffed when some of you manage to find your way here. A referee in…
- Neil Warnock in 'angry with ref' shocker by: dave
August 16, 2009, 05:12
People's favourite Neil Warnock reacted with fury after the ref in charge of Crystal Palace's match at Bristol City 'failed to notice' Palace open the scoring…
- Piss poor refereeing #2: Drunk Belarusian ref by: dave
July 17, 2009, 02:08
On the subject of drunken idiots, take a look at this referee. This 'merry' Belarusian football ref comes on drunk after half time... so drunk is he, he has to…
- Champions League semi-final second-leg: Chelsea 1-1 Barcelona by: dave
May 7, 2009, 00:52
A crap referee, yesterday. Absolutely disgracefully bad. I'm talking about the referee, of course. The referee's performance was labelled as…
- Piss poor refereeing #1: Les Mottram by: dave
March 20, 2009, 02:58
About half way through this clip clip you'll see quite possibly the worst decision ever made by a referee in the history of football. Scottish…
- Is it just me? by: dave
- European Championship (5)
- When Turkey were really crap: England 8-0 Turkey (14th October, 1987) by: dave
March 30, 2010, 13:27
Frankly too much info about this game can be found here. This is a newspaper cutting taken from the Yorkshire Post by me when I was 14.
- How good was Tomas Brolin? by: dave
March 11, 2010, 14:46
In the early 1990s Per Tomas Brolin was the golden boy of Swedish football. When he played his first match when he was just six years old at Forssåtunet, and…
- (Worst) matches of the decade: Portugal 0 – 1 Greece (2004) by: dave
December 25, 2009, 15:13
Organized, efficient, fit, boring. I admire the fact that the Greeks imposed themselves on the tournament by simply sticking to their game plan and performing…
- European Championship: England 2-6 Germany by: dave
September 11, 2009, 00:12
Four second-half goals from Germany ended England's hopes of glory in the final in Helsinki. The World Cup holders scored the opener with Birgit Prinz slotting…
- England false dawns: Yugoslavia 1-4 England, Euro 88 qualifier by: dave
June 10, 2009, 03:32
Euro1988 was held in West Germany and was a pivotal, chastening moment in my football fan career. It was the eighth European Football championship,…
- Euro 88 (2)
- When Turkey were really crap: England 8-0 Turkey (14th October, 1987) by: dave
March 30, 2010, 13:27
Frankly too much info about this game can be found here. This is a newspaper cutting taken from the Yorkshire Post by me when I was 14.
- England false dawns: Yugoslavia 1-4 England, Euro 88 qualifier by: dave
June 10, 2009, 03:32
Euro1988 was held in West Germany and was a pivotal, chastening moment in my football fan career. It was the eighth European Football championship,…
- When Turkey were really crap: England 8-0 Turkey (14th October, 1987) by: dave
- Euro 04 (1)
- (Worst) matches of the decade: Portugal 0 – 1 Greece (2004) by: dave
December 25, 2009, 15:13
Organized, efficient, fit, boring. I admire the fact that the Greeks imposed themselves on the tournament by simply sticking to their game plan and performing…
- (Worst) matches of the decade: Portugal 0 – 1 Greece (2004) by: dave
- Euro 92 (1)
- How good was Tomas Brolin? by: dave
March 11, 2010, 14:46
In the early 1990s Per Tomas Brolin was the golden boy of Swedish football. When he played his first match when he was just six years old at Forssåtunet, and…
- How good was Tomas Brolin? by: dave
- When Turkey were really crap: England 8-0 Turkey (14th October, 1987) by: dave
- Football kits (4)
- Man Utd in shameless revenue generator shocker by: dave
April 28, 2010, 13:39
Those pesky red devils unveil their stunningly unimaginative new kit. Manchester United's new 2010/11 retro kits - Watch more Sports Videos at…
- The 'Shirt of Hurt' for Dixon, Keown and Chiles by: dave
March 3, 2010, 14:35
As part of the Shirt of Hurt campaign for Sport Relief, MotD 2 pundits Lee Dixon and Martin Keown, along with presenter Adrian Chiles, donned the football…
- Football's greatest ever shirt sponsor by: dave
November 7, 2009, 10:29
And so it was in the mid 1980s that mighty Altay of the Turkish Prem had Samantha Fox plastered over the front of their shirt.
- Gallery of the grotesque Vol. 1 by: dave
July 28, 2009, 05:18
I enjoyed my recent look at the worst ‘Old Firm’ kits ever so much that I’ve now decided to unveil this ‘gallery of the grotesque’, a selection of…
- Bad football kits (4)
- Man Utd in shameless revenue generator shocker by: dave
April 28, 2010, 13:39
Those pesky red devils unveil their stunningly unimaginative new kit. Manchester United's new 2010/11 retro kits - Watch more Sports Videos at…
- The 'Shirt of Hurt' for Dixon, Keown and Chiles by: dave
March 3, 2010, 14:35
As part of the Shirt of Hurt campaign for Sport Relief, MotD 2 pundits Lee Dixon and Martin Keown, along with presenter Adrian Chiles, donned the football…
- Football's greatest ever shirt sponsor by: dave
November 7, 2009, 10:29
And so it was in the mid 1980s that mighty Altay of the Turkish Prem had Samantha Fox plastered over the front of their shirt.
- Gallery of the grotesque Vol. 1 by: dave
July 28, 2009, 05:18
I enjoyed my recent look at the worst ‘Old Firm’ kits ever so much that I’ve now decided to unveil this ‘gallery of the grotesque’, a selection of…
- Man Utd in shameless revenue generator shocker by: dave
- Man Utd in shameless revenue generator shocker by: dave
- Footy Culture (67)
- Sid Lowe on the new Spanish season by: dave
August 27, 2010, 14:20
Sid Lowe looks at whether José Mourinho and Madrid can dethrone champions Barça (download).
- Paul picks Spain by: dave
July 7, 2010, 12:31
What a bugger.
- (Lego) Holland 2-1 Brazil by: dave
July 6, 2010, 09:03
I'm happy to see any visual representation of the dirty South American cheats being dumped out of the competition. Holland 2 - Brazil 1 in Lego -…
- Julio Cesar crying v Holland by: dave
July 3, 2010, 12:08
You have to laugh... Julio Cesar crying v Holland - Watch more Videos at Vodpod.
- Is the Nike advertising campaign cursed? by: dave
July 2, 2010, 11:18
I for one won't be shedding a tear for any of the trumped up little idiots who appear in the advert and who have flopped badly at the World Cup, but let's…
- Psychic octopus tips Germany again by: dave
July 1, 2010, 09:37
What exactly do you want me to say? Psychic octopus tips Germany again - Watch more Videos at Vodpod. This is Paul, a two-year-old octopus…
- (Lego) Germany 4-1 England by: dave
June 30, 2010, 09:02
Even in lego that bloody ball is miles over the line. Germany 4 - England 1 in lego - Watch more Videos at Vodpod.
- (Lego) Germany 4-0 Australia by: dave
June 16, 2010, 14:15
Germany look even better in Lego... Lego recreate Germany 4 - Australia 0 - Watch more Videos at Vodpod.
- (Lego) England 1-1 USA by: dave
June 16, 2010, 14:12
Definitely better than the real thing... Lego recreate England 1 - USA 1 - Watch more Sports Videos at Vodpod.
- (Lego) Holland 2-0 Denmark by: dave
June 16, 2010, 14:01
Even better than the real thing… Lego recreate Holland 2 - Denmark 0 - Watch more Videos at Vodpod.
- 'That' dress... by: dave
June 16, 2010, 13:57
Sylvie van der Vaart models the Bavaria "Dutch Dress" that got Robbie Earle the sack. Sylvie van der Vaart models the Bavaria "Dutch Dress" -…
- (Lego) South Africa 1 - 1 Mexico by: dave
June 14, 2010, 18:24
Even better than the real thing... Lego recreate South Africa 1 - Mexico 1 - Watch more Videos at Vodpod.
- American 'soccer'? by: dave
June 12, 2010, 07:55
John Oliver (of the Daily Show) rips into American soccer... John Oliver (Daily Show) rips into American soccer - Watch more Funny Videos at…
- How to celebrate finishing second by: dave
May 25, 2010, 09:39
Bearing in mind I really hate Fenerbahçe, this is just about the funniest thing I've ever seen.
- How to take a cheeky penalty (and how not to) by: dave
April 28, 2010, 13:23
Johan Cruyff on how to do it... Cruyff penalty - Watch more Videos at Vodpod. A couple of poncy French gits on how not to... The…
- Man Utd V Bayern reimagined in Lego by: dave
April 19, 2010, 10:17
This clearly German effort conveniently forgot to reflect the fact that Bayern were on their way to one hell of a beating before the bully boy ref decided…
- Ugly bald dwarf scores wonder goal by: dave
March 26, 2010, 14:46
Roberto Carlos is perhaps one of the worst shots in the history of footy. He doesn't get his shots right all that often, but when he does it's almost…
- Be a sports betting winner by: dave
March 24, 2010, 11:18
If you are thinking of getting into football betting and want to be successful at placing football your bet, you need to fully understand the concept of how…
- How good was Tomas Brolin? by: dave
March 11, 2010, 14:46
In the early 1990s Per Tomas Brolin was the golden boy of Swedish football. When he played his first match when he was just six years old at Forssåtunet, and…
- The 'Shirt of Hurt' for Dixon, Keown and Chiles by: dave
March 3, 2010, 14:35
As part of the Shirt of Hurt campaign for Sport Relief, MotD 2 pundits Lee Dixon and Martin Keown, along with presenter Adrian Chiles, donned the football…
- I shouldn't laugh, but... by: dave
February 27, 2010, 11:49
...I hate this pillock and can't wait to see the back of him. Looks like he's finally accepted Pompey's fate, though (click on the image to see it full…
- Another reason to hate Black Eyed Peas by: dave
December 18, 2009, 13:35
Worst band ever back Portugal to win the World Cup: Black Eyed Peas back Portugal for the 2010 World Cup- Watch more Music Videos at Vodpod.
- How to look like a pillock on TV by: dave
December 11, 2009, 15:18
Whatever you do, and this is more important than any acceptance speech, make sure that you don't look like an idiot when someone else wins the goalie of the…
- Bet Republic’s big three bets: 5th - 6th December by: dave
December 4, 2009, 14:18
BetRepublic, the Web-based betting TV company, again give you their top tips for this weekend's Premier League games. Legendary former pro player Steve…
- Intro to 'The Big Match' 1978-79 by: dave
November 4, 2009, 01:12
'The best thing about this era was...most all of the teams in the 1st Division were capable of beating anyone on their day, argues WELLBRAN. 'What an interestin…
- Intro to 'The Big Match' 1975-76 by: dave
October 28, 2009, 11:02
'Great footage of Bobby Moore just getting on with it after defeat. No silly weeping or hysterics like we get today. In those days all the refs looked like…
- Intro to 'The Big Match' 1972-73 by: dave
October 21, 2009, 10:56
'I think we had our first colour telly - bought not long before this,' declares kenmalUTUBE, going on to ask, 'who remembers watching in black and white?'
- The legend of Kevin Keegan #4: Kev takes on Henry Cooper by: dave
October 19, 2009, 14:50
Brut is the brand name for a line of men's grooming and fragrance products first launched in 1964 by Fabergé. In 1968, a budget range was marketed as Brut 33…
- Why footballers must stick to the day job #2: Glenn and Chris' 'Diamond Lights' by: dave
October 18, 2009, 02:10
In 1987, Glenn Hoddle and Chris Waddle took a brief sojourn from football to sing this quasi-industrial pop epic, which was penned by Bob Puzey, the 'genius'…
- Jimmy Hill says... 'Think bike!' by: dave
October 16, 2009, 13:17
Jimmy 'the chin' Hill in a, well, pretty graphic public information ad from the 1970s.
- Intro to 'The Big Match' 1969-1970 by: dave
October 14, 2009, 10:49
'Just hearing that theme tune takes me back to Sunday afternoons,' reminisces basil226, 'after a lovely roast, you'd watch The Big Match, hoping your team…
- Chelsea's first team recording 'Blue is the Colour' in 1970 by: dave
October 13, 2009, 15:09
Remember when you were young and the most important thing about reaching the Cup Final was the song your team recorded to commemorate the occasion? Those…
- Alternative England v Ukraine by: dave
October 13, 2009, 14:16
This is much more interesting than the match was: England fans vs Ukrainian girls- Watch more Videos at Vodpod. England fans vs…
- Why footballers must stick to the day job #1: Gazza's 'Fog on the Tyne' by: dave
October 11, 2009, 05:54
Gazza is a truly troubled soul who has done many stupid things. This, however, is unforgivable. You have been warned.
- I challenge anyone to listen to this all the way through by: dave
September 29, 2009, 13:56
This will have you waking up in a cold sweat in the middle of the night, it's that bad, even if you are a fan of the red peril:
- Zenit St. Petersburg vs CSKA Moscow hooligan battle by: dave
September 29, 2009, 13:07
Quoting from the informative football hooligans website: Russia has a fearsome reputation for football violence. The main hooligan firms belong to Cska…
- How to start a riot Egyptian style by: dave
September 28, 2009, 13:19
I have to say, I like the man's style, although the opposition fans don't look all that bothered, truth be known.
- Showboating by: dave
September 28, 2009, 13:10
Nothing gives me greater pleasure than when a well 'ard defender clobbers one of these pillocks... Showboating gits - Watch more Videos at…
- Piss poor refereeing #3: Literally piss-poor refereeing by: dave
September 22, 2009, 16:24
Hello all Guardian readers in particular: I always read the sport section and am well chuffed when some of you manage to find your way here. A referee in…
- Where in the World is Francis Jeffers? by: dave
September 7, 2009, 00:14
It’s almost incredible to think that Francis Jeffers once played and scored for England back in 2003 against Australia. Francis Jeffers The fox in the box…
- The boy's 'done a Boumsong': Ferencvaros classic own goal by: dave
September 4, 2009, 04:54
Count how many times you have to watch this before you can actually believe what has happened.
- Where in the World is Jean-Alain Boumsong? by: dave
September 4, 2009, 03:08
Jean-Alain Boumsong is the worst player to have ever appeared in the Premier League. You may wish to argue this with me, but you'll lose: there may have been…
- When stretcher bearers go bad by: dave
September 3, 2009, 06:49
It can happen to the best of us, but all you have to do is walk off the pitch without bloody falling over... 'Undlad venligst, for din egen skyld, at…
- Football's biggest money whores: part two by: dave
September 3, 2009, 03:18
Bill Shankly once famously said, ‘football is a simple game based on the giving and taking of passes, of controlling the ball and of making yourself…
- West Ham and Millwall by: dave
August 26, 2009, 00:48
If you're a hooligan, you're crap. Please feel free to fight and kill each other, but for the love of God do it away from football. I started going to footy…
- Where in the World is Darius Vassell? by: dave
August 17, 2009, 05:16
Being an avid Aston Villa fan, young Darius Vassell must have been delighted to be taken on by the club's School of Excellence in the mid '90s, indeed, while…
- Brawling Matildas by: dave
August 11, 2009, 04:57
It's taken me a full week to track this one down! This is one of the many reasons I love Australia. At the Women’s AFC Under-19 Championship, a 22-woman…
- Match of the day opening titles 1978 by: dave
August 11, 2009, 00:59
This is what MotD looked like in the late 1970s...
- Huge punch-up: Penarol vs Newells Old Boys by: dave
August 9, 2009, 04:35
Disgraceful behaviour, but what can you expect from Argentinians? Mega punch-up: Penarol vs Newells Old Boys- Watch more Argie cheating at…
- Where in the World is Robbie Fowler? by: dave
August 8, 2009, 06:29
Robbie Fowler is one of the great casualties of the Premier League era. after bursting onto the scene in the mid-nineties as a precocious teenager, it has been…
- 5 footballers who look a bit like Begbie from Trainspotting by: dave
August 1, 2009, 00:03
A psychotic violent man with a hair-trigger temper, Francis Begbie is a central character in Irvine Welsh's seminal Trainspotting, whose mere presence…
- The Firm by: dave
July 3, 2009, 03:06
I'm off on my hols until the end of July, so it's time for you all to busy yourselves with the Australian pools. Here's a quick one before I leave... 'The…
- Introducing The Fall by: dave
June 17, 2009, 05:06
The Fall are the greatest band that has ever been or ever will be. You either already know this or you will discover this fact at some point in the future.…
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- Intro to 'The Big Match' 1972-73 by: dave
October 21, 2009, 10:56
'I think we had our first colour telly - bought not long before this,' declares kenmalUTUBE, going on to ask, 'who remembers watching in black and white?'
- Jimmy Hill says... 'Think bike!' by: dave
October 16, 2009, 13:17
Jimmy 'the chin' Hill in a, well, pretty graphic public information ad from the 1970s.
- Match of the day opening titles 1978 by: dave
August 11, 2009, 00:59
This is what MotD looked like in the late 1970s...
- Golden schadenfreude moment: Sepp Blatter falls on his fat face by: dave
July 16, 2009, 01:10
Here's one courtesy of the Guardian but it is an absolute belter. I've long considered this imbecile to be one of the biggest bastards in football, therefore I…
- Classic World Cup Finals: Argentina 3-1 Holland 1978 by: dave
July 10, 2009, 03:31
Note to all football fans throughout the ages: the best World Cup finals all happened in the 1970s, not necessarily in terms of quality of football but…
- Footy legends: Jimmy Hill by: dave
March 25, 2009, 03:08
In this classic clip, David Baddiel and Frank Skinner interview a clearly worse for wear Jimmy Hill after he has spent the afternoon boozing at the…
- Jimmy Hill (4)
- Intro to 'The Big Match' 1972-73 by: dave
October 21, 2009, 10:56
'I think we had our first colour telly - bought not long before this,' declares kenmalUTUBE, going on to ask, 'who remembers watching in black and white?'
- Jimmy Hill says... 'Think bike!' by: dave
October 16, 2009, 13:17
Jimmy 'the chin' Hill in a, well, pretty graphic public information ad from the 1970s.
- Match of the day opening titles 1978 by: dave
August 11, 2009, 00:59
This is what MotD looked like in the late 1970s...
- Footy legends: Jimmy Hill by: dave
March 25, 2009, 03:08
In this classic clip, David Baddiel and Frank Skinner interview a clearly worse for wear Jimmy Hill after he has spent the afternoon boozing at the…
- Intro to 'The Big Match' 1972-73 by: dave
- Frank Bough (1)
- Classic World Cup Finals: Argentina 3-1 Holland 1978 by: dave
July 10, 2009, 03:31
Note to all football fans throughout the ages: the best World Cup finals all happened in the 1970s, not necessarily in terms of quality of football but…
- Classic World Cup Finals: Argentina 3-1 Holland 1978 by: dave
- Sepp Blatter (1)
- Golden schadenfreude moment: Sepp Blatter falls on his fat face by: dave
July 16, 2009, 01:10
Here's one courtesy of the Guardian but it is an absolute belter. I've long considered this imbecile to be one of the biggest bastards in football, therefore I…
- Golden schadenfreude moment: Sepp Blatter falls on his fat face by: dave
- Intro to 'The Big Match' 1972-73 by: dave
- Disgraceful mullets (8)
- Disgraceful mullets of the ages #7: Paul Mariner by: dave
January 19, 2010, 12:34
OK, I accept, no, endorse this as the funkiest England shirt we will ever see, but there will never be a good reason for that mutation of a haircut. Mariner,…
- Disgraceful mullets of the ages #6: Gerry Francis by: dave
December 18, 2009, 00:24
Quite simply, no man in history should ever have to look like that. My nightmare. By the way, when the hell did Bobby Moore play for the USA, never mind…
- World Cup classics: Romania 3 - 2 Argentina (USA 1994) by: dave
December 8, 2009, 15:25
It seems strange now to think that Colombia went to USA '94 as one of the favourites to win the tournament, only to fall at the first hurdle after humbling…
- Disgraceful mullets of the ages #5: Mark Hateley by: dave
November 22, 2009, 12:13
It really is amazing to think that playing for the blue buggers of Glasgow Rangers isn't the low point Mark Hateley's career; a hair cut can be so poor that it…
- Disgraceful mullets of the ages #4: Rudi Voller by: dave
October 18, 2009, 12:08
The God of the mullet. We bow down to you, Rudi.
- Disgraceful mullets of the ages #3: Olaf Thon by: dave
September 18, 2009, 11:57
The Germans just know how to deliver a 24 carat 100% pure mullet. Naturally, this is best worn with a look of smug superiority, 1990 style. I do love…
- Disgraceful mullets of the ages #2: Chris Waddle by: dave
August 18, 2009, 11:49
An absolute disgrace. This man actually played for my team Bradford during the 1996/97 season. Horrible. Totally,totally horrible.
- Disgraceful mullets of the ages #1: Barry Venison by: dave
July 18, 2009, 11:44
Barry Venison, a former panini legend here on RaF, posing on a park bench, exhibiting the king of all mullet cuts. Horrible. Bear in mind that this…
- Disgraceful mullets of the ages #7: Paul Mariner by: dave
- Championship manager (1)
- Gods of Championship Manager #1: Tonton Zola Moukoko by: dave
July 24, 2009, 04:44
I am a CM head; I consider this game to be my greatest addiction. This first post in what may become a very long series is dedicated to the greatest of them…
- Gods of Championship Manager #1: Tonton Zola Moukoko by: dave
- The Fall (1)
- Introducing The Fall by: dave
June 17, 2009, 05:06
The Fall are the greatest band that has ever been or ever will be. You either already know this or you will discover this fact at some point in the future.…
- Introducing The Fall by: dave
- Irvine Welsh (1)
- 5 footballers who look a bit like Begbie from Trainspotting by: dave
August 1, 2009, 00:03
A psychotic violent man with a hair-trigger temper, Francis Begbie is a central character in Irvine Welsh's seminal Trainspotting, whose mere presence…
- 5 footballers who look a bit like Begbie from Trainspotting by: dave
- Punch ups (4)
- How to celebrate finishing second by: dave
May 25, 2010, 09:39
Bearing in mind I really hate Fenerbahçe, this is just about the funniest thing I've ever seen.
- Zenit St. Petersburg vs CSKA Moscow hooligan battle by: dave
September 29, 2009, 13:07
Quoting from the informative football hooligans website: Russia has a fearsome reputation for football violence. The main hooligan firms belong to Cska…
- Brawling Matildas by: dave
August 11, 2009, 04:57
It's taken me a full week to track this one down! This is one of the many reasons I love Australia. At the Women’s AFC Under-19 Championship, a 22-woman…
- Huge punch-up: Penarol vs Newells Old Boys by: dave
August 9, 2009, 04:35
Disgraceful behaviour, but what can you expect from Argentinians? Mega punch-up: Penarol vs Newells Old Boys- Watch more Argie cheating at…
- How to celebrate finishing second by: dave
- Where in the World is... (4)
- Where in the World is Francis Jeffers? by: dave
September 7, 2009, 00:14
It’s almost incredible to think that Francis Jeffers once played and scored for England back in 2003 against Australia. Francis Jeffers The fox in the box…
- Where in the World is Jean-Alain Boumsong? by: dave
September 4, 2009, 03:08
Jean-Alain Boumsong is the worst player to have ever appeared in the Premier League. You may wish to argue this with me, but you'll lose: there may have been…
- Where in the World is Darius Vassell? by: dave
August 17, 2009, 05:16
Being an avid Aston Villa fan, young Darius Vassell must have been delighted to be taken on by the club's School of Excellence in the mid '90s, indeed, while…
- Where in the World is Robbie Fowler? by: dave
August 8, 2009, 06:29
Robbie Fowler is one of the great casualties of the Premier League era. after bursting onto the scene in the mid-nineties as a precocious teenager, it has been…
- Where in the World is Francis Jeffers? by: dave
- Greedy bastards (2)
- Football's biggest money whores: part two by: dave
September 3, 2009, 03:18
Bill Shankly once famously said, ‘football is a simple game based on the giving and taking of passes, of controlling the ball and of making yourself…
- Football's biggest money whores: part one by: dave
August 27, 2009, 03:34
All the way from White Hart Lane to Notts County without any club getting a transfer fee for him. Sol Campbell has proven to be a master of looking after…
- Football's biggest money whores: part two by: dave
- Showboating (4)
- Is the Nike advertising campaign cursed? by: dave
July 2, 2010, 11:18
I for one won't be shedding a tear for any of the trumped up little idiots who appear in the advert and who have flopped badly at the World Cup, but let's…
- 'That' dress... by: dave
June 16, 2010, 13:57
Sylvie van der Vaart models the Bavaria "Dutch Dress" that got Robbie Earle the sack. Sylvie van der Vaart models the Bavaria "Dutch Dress" -…
- How to take a cheeky penalty (and how not to) by: dave
April 28, 2010, 13:23
Johan Cruyff on how to do it... Cruyff penalty - Watch more Videos at Vodpod. A couple of poncy French gits on how not to... The…
- Man Utd V Bayern reimagined in Lego by: dave
April 19, 2010, 10:17
This clearly German effort conveniently forgot to reflect the fact that Bayern were on their way to one hell of a beating before the bully boy ref decided…
- Is the Nike advertising campaign cursed? by: dave
- Mental geezers (10)
- Sid Lowe on the new Spanish season by: dave
August 27, 2010, 14:20
Sid Lowe looks at whether José Mourinho and Madrid can dethrone champions Barça (download).
- Paul picks Spain by: dave
July 7, 2010, 12:31
What a bugger.
- Julio Cesar crying v Holland by: dave
July 3, 2010, 12:08
You have to laugh... Julio Cesar crying v Holland - Watch more Videos at Vodpod.
- Psychic octopus tips Germany again by: dave
July 1, 2010, 09:37
What exactly do you want me to say? Psychic octopus tips Germany again - Watch more Videos at Vodpod. This is Paul, a two-year-old octopus…
- American 'soccer'? by: dave
June 12, 2010, 07:55
John Oliver (of the Daily Show) rips into American soccer... John Oliver (Daily Show) rips into American soccer - Watch more Funny Videos at…
- Ugly bald dwarf scores wonder goal by: dave
March 26, 2010, 14:46
Roberto Carlos is perhaps one of the worst shots in the history of footy. He doesn't get his shots right all that often, but when he does it's almost…
- How good was Tomas Brolin? by: dave
March 11, 2010, 14:46
In the early 1990s Per Tomas Brolin was the golden boy of Swedish football. When he played his first match when he was just six years old at Forssåtunet, and…
- I shouldn't laugh, but... by: dave
February 27, 2010, 11:49
...I hate this pillock and can't wait to see the back of him. Looks like he's finally accepted Pompey's fate, though (click on the image to see it full…
- How to start a riot Egyptian style by: dave
September 28, 2009, 13:19
I have to say, I like the man's style, although the opposition fans don't look all that bothered, truth be known.
- Showboating by: dave
September 28, 2009, 13:10
Nothing gives me greater pleasure than when a well 'ard defender clobbers one of these pillocks... Showboating gits - Watch more Videos at…
- Sid Lowe on the new Spanish season by: dave
- Football songs (4)
- Another reason to hate Black Eyed Peas by: dave
December 18, 2009, 13:35
Worst band ever back Portugal to win the World Cup: Black Eyed Peas back Portugal for the 2010 World Cup- Watch more Music Videos at Vodpod.
- Why footballers must stick to the day job #2: Glenn and Chris' 'Diamond Lights' by: dave
October 18, 2009, 02:10
In 1987, Glenn Hoddle and Chris Waddle took a brief sojourn from football to sing this quasi-industrial pop epic, which was penned by Bob Puzey, the 'genius'…
- Chelsea's first team recording 'Blue is the Colour' in 1970 by: dave
October 13, 2009, 15:09
Remember when you were young and the most important thing about reaching the Cup Final was the song your team recorded to commemorate the occasion? Those…
- Why footballers must stick to the day job #1: Gazza's 'Fog on the Tyne' by: dave
October 11, 2009, 05:54
Gazza is a truly troubled soul who has done many stupid things. This, however, is unforgivable. You have been warned.
- Another reason to hate Black Eyed Peas by: dave
- On the telly (9)
- Is the Nike advertising campaign cursed? by: dave
July 2, 2010, 11:18
I for one won't be shedding a tear for any of the trumped up little idiots who appear in the advert and who have flopped badly at the World Cup, but let's…
- American 'soccer'? by: dave
June 12, 2010, 07:55
John Oliver (of the Daily Show) rips into American soccer... John Oliver (Daily Show) rips into American soccer - Watch more Funny Videos at…
- Prem and Cup highlights: 6th - 7th March by: dave
March 7, 2010, 19:25
Fulham 0 - 0 Tottenham Hotspur Fulham 0 - Tottenham 0- Watch more Sports Videos at Vodpod. Wolves 0 - 1 Man Utd Wolves 0 - Manchester United…
- The 'Shirt of Hurt' for Dixon, Keown and Chiles by: dave
March 3, 2010, 14:35
As part of the Shirt of Hurt campaign for Sport Relief, MotD 2 pundits Lee Dixon and Martin Keown, along with presenter Adrian Chiles, donned the football…
- How to look like a pillock on TV by: dave
December 11, 2009, 15:18
Whatever you do, and this is more important than any acceptance speech, make sure that you don't look like an idiot when someone else wins the goalie of the…
- Intro to 'The Big Match' 1978-79 by: dave
November 4, 2009, 01:12
'The best thing about this era was...most all of the teams in the 1st Division were capable of beating anyone on their day, argues WELLBRAN. 'What an interestin…
- Intro to 'The Big Match' 1975-76 by: dave
October 28, 2009, 11:02
'Great footage of Bobby Moore just getting on with it after defeat. No silly weeping or hysterics like we get today. In those days all the refs looked like…
- Intro to 'The Big Match' 1972-73 by: dave
October 21, 2009, 10:56
'I think we had our first colour telly - bought not long before this,' declares kenmalUTUBE, going on to ask, 'who remembers watching in black and white?'
- Intro to 'The Big Match' 1969-1970 by: dave
October 14, 2009, 10:49
'Just hearing that theme tune takes me back to Sunday afternoons,' reminisces basil226, 'after a lovely roast, you'd watch The Big Match, hoping your team…
- The Big Match (4)
- Intro to 'The Big Match' 1978-79 by: dave
November 4, 2009, 01:12
'The best thing about this era was...most all of the teams in the 1st Division were capable of beating anyone on their day, argues WELLBRAN. 'What an interestin…
- Intro to 'The Big Match' 1975-76 by: dave
October 28, 2009, 11:02
'Great footage of Bobby Moore just getting on with it after defeat. No silly weeping or hysterics like we get today. In those days all the refs looked like…
- Intro to 'The Big Match' 1972-73 by: dave
October 21, 2009, 10:56
'I think we had our first colour telly - bought not long before this,' declares kenmalUTUBE, going on to ask, 'who remembers watching in black and white?'
- Intro to 'The Big Match' 1969-1970 by: dave
October 14, 2009, 10:49
'Just hearing that theme tune takes me back to Sunday afternoons,' reminisces basil226, 'after a lovely roast, you'd watch The Big Match, hoping your team…
- Intro to 'The Big Match' 1978-79 by: dave
- Match of the Day (2)
- Prem and Cup highlights: 6th - 7th March by: dave
March 7, 2010, 19:25
Fulham 0 - 0 Tottenham Hotspur Fulham 0 - Tottenham 0- Watch more Sports Videos at Vodpod. Wolves 0 - 1 Man Utd Wolves 0 - Manchester United…
- The 'Shirt of Hurt' for Dixon, Keown and Chiles by: dave
March 3, 2010, 14:35
As part of the Shirt of Hurt campaign for Sport Relief, MotD 2 pundits Lee Dixon and Martin Keown, along with presenter Adrian Chiles, donned the football…
- Prem and Cup highlights: 6th - 7th March by: dave
- Is the Nike advertising campaign cursed? by: dave
- Lego (7)
- (Lego) Holland 2-1 Brazil by: dave
July 6, 2010, 09:03
I'm happy to see any visual representation of the dirty South American cheats being dumped out of the competition. Holland 2 - Brazil 1 in Lego -…
- (Lego) Germany 4-1 England by: dave
June 30, 2010, 09:02
Even in lego that bloody ball is miles over the line. Germany 4 - England 1 in lego - Watch more Videos at Vodpod.
- (Lego) Germany 4-0 Australia by: dave
June 16, 2010, 14:15
Germany look even better in Lego... Lego recreate Germany 4 - Australia 0 - Watch more Videos at Vodpod.
- (Lego) England 1-1 USA by: dave
June 16, 2010, 14:12
Definitely better than the real thing... Lego recreate England 1 - USA 1 - Watch more Sports Videos at Vodpod.
- (Lego) Holland 2-0 Denmark by: dave
June 16, 2010, 14:01
Even better than the real thing… Lego recreate Holland 2 - Denmark 0 - Watch more Videos at Vodpod.
- (Lego) South Africa 1 - 1 Mexico by: dave
June 14, 2010, 18:24
Even better than the real thing... Lego recreate South Africa 1 - Mexico 1 - Watch more Videos at Vodpod.
- Man Utd V Bayern reimagined in Lego by: dave
April 19, 2010, 10:17
This clearly German effort conveniently forgot to reflect the fact that Bayern were on their way to one hell of a beating before the bully boy ref decided…
- (Lego) Holland 2-1 Brazil by: dave
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- World Cup classics: Bulgaria 2-1 Germany (1994) by: dave
September 2, 2010, 10:16
1994 was a groundbreaking World Cup in many ways. The defending champions West Germany were united with their East German counterparts, representing the…
- When Gloucester City hypnotised their players by: dave
August 12, 2010, 10:12
On 22nd August, 1959 Gloucester City tried hypnosis to analyse the possible winning effects on the team. Led by the celebrity hypnotist Henry Blythe, they…
- Back when it was fun to watch Brazil by: dave
July 2, 2010, 11:39
In 1986 people from around the world still really wanted Brazil to win the World Cup. Now no one gives a shit. I've always loved this goal although I…
- A brief history of Germany v Argentina at the World Cup by: dave
July 1, 2010, 09:33
2006 In the quarter-finals Germany and Argentina ended 1–1 after extra time; the hosts edging out the Argentinians 4–2 on penalties to go through to…
- Hurst 1966 v Lampard 2010 by: dave
June 27, 2010, 20:21
I'm still in shock... Hurst (2) 1966 v Lampard 2010 - Watch more Videos at Vodpod.
- Exploding the myth of Brazil 1970 by: dave
June 21, 2010, 12:54
You thought Brazil 1970 were the best team ever? Think again... Brazil 1970 weren't 'all that' - Watch more Sports Videos at Vodpod.
- Blackburn Rovers v Aston Villa (1904) by: dave
June 9, 2010, 13:14
April, 1904 and Blackburn Rovers are hosting Aston Villa, looking for the points that would help them in the relegation dogfight. Blackburn would successful…
- World Cup classics: Northern Ireland 1 - 0 Spain (Spain 1982) by: dave
June 8, 2010, 09:26
Espana '82 was particularly noted for some big giant killing acts, although this did little to actually eliminate any of the big guns. Group 5 was probably…
- Soccer Six final, 1990: Luton 4 - 0 Liverpool by: dave
June 4, 2010, 14:26
Remember when football was fun?
- Astonishing comebacks #4: Bayer Uerdingen 7 - 5 Dynamo Dresden by: dave
May 25, 2010, 09:13
The chances are you don’t know that much about KFC Uerdingen 05, a German club in the Uerdingen district Krefeld, in the footballing hotbed of North…
- Schmidt's finest hour: the 1957 Scottish Cup final by: dave
May 18, 2010, 09:05
James Christopher Reginald Schmidt was the son of a South African rugby union international, who went on to become one of Falkirk's most famous sons. Smith…
- Astonishing comebacks #3: Spurs 3 - 4 Man City (2003-04) by: dave
May 11, 2010, 09:24
Tottenham again raced into a 3 - 0 half time lead, again with Ziege grabbing the third just before half time. What happened in the second half of this FA…
- Astonishing comebacks #2: Spurs 3 - 5 Man Utd (2001-02) by: dave
May 4, 2010, 09:16
Tottenham totally outplayed a woeful Man Utd in the first half, with Dean Richards putting Spurs ahead with a debut goal before Les Ferdinand's clinical…
- How to take a cheeky penalty (and how not to) by: dave
April 28, 2010, 13:23
Johan Cruyff on how to do it... Cruyff penalty - Watch more Videos at Vodpod. A couple of poncy French gits on how not to... The…
- Maradona's Tottenham debut, May 1986 by: dave
April 27, 2010, 10:28
Osvaldo César Ardiles was a legendary figure even before he turned up in English football. In 1978, the UK relaxed its antiquated rules that practically…
- Astonishing comebacks #1: Port Vale 4 - 4 QPR (1996-97) by: dave
April 27, 2010, 09:14
Port Vale canter into a 4 - 0 lead in the first half. A comical Vale own goal ignites the fightback...
- Panini Legends #16: Geordie dream team by: dave
April 20, 2010, 13:58
Way back in 1995–96, Newcastle were among the upcoming forces in the exciting, unpredictable Premier League, having rebuilt during the summer of 1995…
- When Turkey were really crap: England 8-0 Turkey (14th October, 1987) by: dave
March 30, 2010, 13:27
Frankly too much info about this game can be found here. This is a newspaper cutting taken from the Yorkshire Post by me when I was 14.
- Panini Legends #15: Brazil’s first ever opponents by: dave
March 22, 2010, 15:51
OK, this one is a real challenge. This is the lower division team photo from 1981 for a team whose greatest claim to fame is having been the Brazil national…
- Italia '90: The horror final by: dave
March 22, 2010, 14:18
Welcome to all arriving here from Kerrydale Street. On 7th July, 1990 Italy and England played out an open, attacking game of beautiful football for the…
- When Celtic were great: 1969-70 by: dave
March 13, 2010, 11:52
This is a fabulous clip from "The Beautiful Game", an stv football documentary series. This is a clip from an episode that featured celtic and concentrates on…
- Women in football? by: dave
March 12, 2010, 12:50
Way back in 1921, the FA banned women's football, declaring the game "quite unfit" for females. "I do not believe women are fitted for violent leg strain,"…
- How good was Tomas Brolin? by: dave
March 11, 2010, 14:46
In the early 1990s Per Tomas Brolin was the golden boy of Swedish football. When he played his first match when he was just six years old at Forssåtunet, and…
- David Ginola in all his glory by: dave
March 4, 2010, 11:42
David Ginola was renowned for having a magical touch on the ball and an ability to get past players from any position on the field and then going on to score a…
- When football programs were crap: The 1992 FA Cup final by: dave
March 3, 2010, 15:26
Another game involving Liverpool, another horrific program design. This rotten effort could only have come from the early '90s, a time when people actually…
- When football programs were crap: The 1988 Charity Shield by: dave
February 15, 2010, 10:34
OK, even in the 1980s this can't have seemed like a good idea. Has a picture of King Kenny ever looked less like him? How about that effort at recreating John…
- World Cup classics: The Cruyff turn (1974) by: dave
February 2, 2010, 12:55
Now that young Nani has proven himself without doubt to be the new Ronaldo, I reckon it’s a good time to look at the origin of the Nani shuffle. I’m sure…
- Football was better in the past: 1974-75 by: dave
January 25, 2010, 15:04
Dave Mackay, and not Brian Clough as many wrongly believe, guided Derby County to their second league title in the space of four years. Can you imagine in…
- The world's fastest goals by: dave
January 24, 2010, 13:07
Guess what this video clip is about. Go on, guess... Fastest Goals In the World- Watch more Videos at Vodpod.
- Disgraceful mullets of the ages #7: Paul Mariner by: dave
January 19, 2010, 12:34
OK, I accept, no, endorse this as the funkiest England shirt we will ever see, but there will never be a good reason for that mutation of a haircut. Mariner,…
- John Terry on 'leadership' by: dave
January 8, 2010, 12:51
Words fail me. John Terry on Leadership- Watch more Sports Videos at Vodpod.
- World Cup classics: France 1 – 1 Brazil (Mexico 1986) by: dave
January 6, 2010, 12:33
The most memorable quarter-final match of one of my favourite World Cups saw the clash of the two great teams of the tournament. Thankfully, the FIFA idiots…
- Matches of the decade: Wolfsburg 5 - 1 Bayern Munich (2009) by: dave
December 30, 2009, 12:33
Wolfsburg surprised everyone, including themselves, in claiming the league title in football's last great league championship, thanks in no small part to…
- Matches of the decade: Real Madrid 2 - 6 Barcelona (2009) by: dave
December 30, 2009, 12:22
As sound a pummeling as Madrid are ever likely to suffer. Real Madrid's pursuit was for nothing. Even 17 victories in 18 unbeaten matches were not enough; in…
- A decade with Bolton Wanderers by: dave
December 28, 2009, 13:05
I don't blog about Bolton very often for the obvious reason that they're Bolton. To make up for it, enjoy the best of the last 10 years... Bolton Wanderers…
- Matches of the decade: Fenerbahçe 6 – 0 Galatasaray (2002) by: dave
December 28, 2009, 12:41
Ariel Ortega's finest hour and a half, in Turkey anyway. How a war didn't start I'll never know. Fenerbahçe had won the league in 2001, denying Galatasaray a…
- Matches of the decade: Liverpool 4 – 4 Arsenal (2009) by: dave
December 26, 2009, 01:19
It's little over half a year since this epic encounter but already it feels like a lifetime for those waiting for Liverpool to triumph in the League title…
- (Worst) matches of the decade: Portugal 0 – 1 Greece (2004) by: dave
December 25, 2009, 15:13
Organized, efficient, fit, boring. I admire the fact that the Greeks imposed themselves on the tournament by simply sticking to their game plan and performing…
- Matches of the decade: Liverpool 3 – 3 Milan (2005) by: dave
December 24, 2009, 15:02
Half-time analysis: "I'm no footballing expert but it seems to me that the team in white are playing better than the team in red." "Liverpool are…
- (Worst) matches of the decade: Juventus 0 - 0 A C Milan (2003) by: dave
December 23, 2009, 15:24
The 2003 Champions League Final was a shocker, contested by two Italian teams in the shape of Juventus and Milan, making history as the first time that two…
- Matches of the decade: Real Madrid 2 - 1 Bayer Leverkusen (2002) by: dave
December 23, 2009, 13:57
The absolute pinnacle of the Galactico experiment. 'Real Madrid are back at Hampden Park - and against the champions of Germany for good measure. Forty-two…
- Matches of the decade: Tottenham Hotspur 3 - 5 Manchester United (2001) by: dave
December 23, 2009, 13:14
From 3-0 down at half time, the post-Real Madrid walloping Man Utd were experimenting with 'eccentric' tactical innovations but could still stick it up…
- When Man Utd were relegated (1973-74) by: dave
December 22, 2009, 14:23
The post-Busby years at Man Utd were a lean time indeed for the soon to be fallen giants. Wilf McGuinness was promoted from reserve team coach to take Matt…
- Beckham's Manchester United Goals from 1994-1999 by: dave
December 18, 2009, 14:53
Yep, it's time to sit back, crack open a can of beer and enjoy. Ok, I know you're a Liverpool fan and it will be painful, just get over it. …
- Disgraceful mullets of the ages #6: Gerry Francis by: dave
December 18, 2009, 00:24
Quite simply, no man in history should ever have to look like that. My nightmare. By the way, when the hell did Bobby Moore play for the USA, never mind…
- When Man Utd were crap: Southampton 6 - 3 Man Utd (1996) by: dave
December 14, 2009, 14:25
It's October, 1996 and I'm a long-haired scruffy student wondering how Man Utd would respond to a 5-0 mauling the previous week when Newcastle had battered…
- Old school Arsenal v Liverpool (1911) by: dave
December 11, 2009, 14:47
On 2nd September, 1911 upstarts Woolwich Arsenal took on Liverpool in the First Division. Liverpool had won their first league title ten years previously, but…
- World Cup classics: Romania 3 - 2 Argentina (USA 1994) by: dave
December 8, 2009, 15:25
It seems strange now to think that Colombia went to USA '94 as one of the favourites to win the tournament, only to fall at the first hurdle after humbling…
- When Liverpool were good: Liverpool 8 – 0 Swansea (1989-90) by: dave
December 4, 2009, 14:50
AKA The first Liverpool match I ever went to. Actually, not being a Liverpool fan, I went with a group of mates and had to bunk off school in the afternoon to…
- Football's cheats by: dave
December 4, 2009, 14:33
I've never really been able to understand why Maradona, clearly a God-fearing man, could blame God for his cheating. Surely anyone looking to book a place in…
- Ye olde Merseyside derby: Everton v Liverpool (1902) by: dave
November 27, 2009, 21:53
In anticipation of this weekend's surefire letdown, here is the earliest recorded Scouse derby in history. Here's how the reds and blues duked it out way back…
- When Liverpool were good: Liverpool 7 - 0 Spurs (1978-79) by: dave
November 27, 2009, 17:06
You'd have to as old as me to remember it but Liverpool used to actually be quite good. The 1978-79 season saw them at the height of their powers, with the…
- Disgraceful mullets of the ages #5: Mark Hateley by: dave
November 22, 2009, 12:13
It really is amazing to think that playing for the blue buggers of Glasgow Rangers isn't the low point Mark Hateley's career; a hair cut can be so poor that it…
- New Zealand's 1982 World Cup run by: dave
November 18, 2009, 12:38
So now that the mighty All Whites have made it back to the World Cup, it seems like a good opportunity to reflect on the glory of their 1982 campaign. Let's…
- A short history of England v Brazil by: dave
November 11, 2009, 11:47
Brazil are a disgrace. Part of the deal of them playing england at new Wembley in 2007 was that we would play a return match. The fact that Brazil have whored…
- Football's greatest ever shirt sponsor by: dave
November 7, 2009, 10:29
And so it was in the mid 1980s that mighty Altay of the Turkish Prem had Samantha Fox plastered over the front of their shirt.
- When footballers were young by: dave
November 5, 2009, 01:41
Some of these are quite unbelievable...
- Intro to 'The Big Match' 1978-79 by: dave
November 4, 2009, 01:12
'The best thing about this era was...most all of the teams in the 1st Division were capable of beating anyone on their day, argues WELLBRAN. 'What an interestin…
- Sunderland v Leicester Fosse (1907) by: dave
November 2, 2009, 16:06
Leicester who? That's right, Leicester Fosse was Leicester City's name from 1884 to 1919: The name "Fosse" comes from the Roman Fosse Way that runs through…
- Arsenal v Tottenham or Tottenham v Arsenal! by: dave
October 31, 2009, 12:30
Here are a select few of the absolute best North London derbies from down the ages: Division One - 10th September, 1988: Spurs 2 - 3 Arsenal League…
- Intro to 'The Big Match' 1975-76 by: dave
October 28, 2009, 11:02
'Great footage of Bobby Moore just getting on with it after defeat. No silly weeping or hysterics like we get today. In those days all the refs looked like…
- When Man Utd were crap: Man Utd 3 - 5 West Brom (1978) by: dave
October 27, 2009, 14:25
For most West Brom fans, their team’s epic 5-3 victory over Manchester United at Old Trafford just over 30 years ago is particularly memorable. For then…
- Intro to 'The Big Match' 1972-73 by: dave
October 21, 2009, 10:56
'I think we had our first colour telly - bought not long before this,' declares kenmalUTUBE, going on to ask, 'who remembers watching in black and white?'
- The legend of Kevin Keegan #4: Kev takes on Henry Cooper by: dave
October 19, 2009, 14:50
Brut is the brand name for a line of men's grooming and fragrance products first launched in 1964 by Fabergé. In 1968, a budget range was marketed as Brut 33…
- Why footballers must stick to the day job #2: Glenn and Chris' 'Diamond Lights' by: dave
October 18, 2009, 02:10
In 1987, Glenn Hoddle and Chris Waddle took a brief sojourn from football to sing this quasi-industrial pop epic, which was penned by Bob Puzey, the 'genius'…
- Jimmy Hill says... 'Think bike!' by: dave
October 16, 2009, 13:17
Jimmy 'the chin' Hill in a, well, pretty graphic public information ad from the 1970s.
- Intro to 'The Big Match' 1969-1970 by: dave
October 14, 2009, 10:49
'Just hearing that theme tune takes me back to Sunday afternoons,' reminisces basil226, 'after a lovely roast, you'd watch The Big Match, hoping your team…
- Chelsea's first team recording 'Blue is the Colour' in 1970 by: dave
October 13, 2009, 15:09
Remember when you were young and the most important thing about reaching the Cup Final was the song your team recorded to commemorate the occasion? Those…
- 120 goals by Michael Laudrup by: dave
October 12, 2009, 12:11
Please read title of post for full explanation, then crack open a can of beer and enjoy. 120 goals by Michael Laudrup- Watch more Videos at…
- The legend of Kevin Keegan #3: Kev takes on Brian Jacks by: dave
October 12, 2009, 11:52
Back in the mid '70s, footballers were only earning as much as the average coal miner. For those of you too young to know what a coal miner is, don't vote for…
- Why footballers must stick to the day job #1: Gazza's 'Fog on the Tyne' by: dave
October 11, 2009, 05:54
Gazza is a truly troubled soul who has done many stupid things. This, however, is unforgivable. You have been warned.
- Notts County v Middlesbrough (1902) by: dave
October 9, 2009, 15:14
More old school footage from Mitchell and Kenyon collection. Little did they know down Nottingham way that in little over a century a greedy, sleazy Swede…
- The legend of Kevin Keegan #2: Be smart, be safe by: dave
October 8, 2009, 14:11
I challenge you to find someone who looked more '70s than our man Kevin. Spectacular clothing and sound advice for any young lad to follow...
- Brian Clough's reaction to Brighton losing 2 - 8 at home in 1973 by: dave
October 8, 2009, 13:41
By the summer of 1973, Brian Clough was already a legendary figure in English football, having guided the unfancied Derby County to the league title and then…
- Panini Legends #14: The era of the crappy perm by: dave
October 7, 2009, 10:50
Once upon a time, 1979 I believe it was, football shirts had massive wide collars and it was obligatory for players to perm their hair. This was a golden age…
- The legend of Kevin Keegan #1: 17-year-old Scunthorpe prodigy by: dave
October 2, 2009, 13:45
The year is 1968 and Scunthorpe United's young, fresh-faced football prodigy Kevin Keegan is interviewed for the first time.
- Football was better in the past: 1973-74 by: dave
October 2, 2009, 13:24
Finally I’ve reached the season in which I was born, although I hardly have clear memories of it, so am relying on the history books as with the other years…
- Football was better in the past: 1972-73 by: dave
September 23, 2009, 13:53
This was a bit of a humdrum season, in the league at least, with Liverpool cruising to another championship triumph in Bill Shankly's penultimate season as…
- 1927 FA Cup Final: Cardiff City 1-0 Arsenal by: dave
September 22, 2009, 15:51
April of 1927 was quite a month. It saw the first long distance public television broadcast between Washington, DC AND New York City, displaying the image…
- Newcastle United v Liverpool (1901) by: dave
September 11, 2009, 00:47
It is 23rd November, 1901 and a healthy crowd of 18,000 watch Newcastle United take on reigning champions Liverpool at St. James' Park. Evident are early…
- An ancient history of Scotland v Holland by: dave
September 8, 2009, 23:11
How could I miss the chance to crank this one out? Anyone will tell you the greatest match in World Cup history was Scotland's defeat of the footballing gods…
- This weekend in the Premier League as it happened in the past by: dave
August 29, 2009, 05:27
Here, in what may become a regular thing on the blog if I can be arsed, is a walk down memory lane 'Prem League' style, which may prove particularly painful…
- When Bradford City were Promoted to the Premier League by: dave
August 24, 2009, 23:49
May 11th, 1985 is impossible for me to forget. On that day a little nearly 25 years ago, Bradford City played host to Lincoln City. It had been a good year for…
- When Steve Bull scored 100 goals in two seasons by: dave
August 21, 2009, 01:22
When you're 16, you don't have such a clear perspective on what's normal and what's truly remarkable, hence in 1989, way back when I was that tender age, I…
- Burnley 0 - 2 Manchester United (1902) by: dave
August 18, 2009, 03:42
Some things never bloody change, well I shouldn't tempt fate as Burnley could pull off a shock tomorrow night. Man Utd, playing in their first season after…
- When Exeter played at Old Trafford by: dave
August 14, 2009, 03:17
By the end of the 2002-03 season things were bad for Exeter City, having been relegated from the football league down to the Conference after finishing 23rd in…
- 2008-09 in retrospect: the McClaren Dutch accent by: dave
August 14, 2009, 00:59
One word.... why?
- Football was better in the past: 1971-72 by: dave
August 12, 2009, 04:15
1971-72 was quite a season for young Brian Clough who, at the tender age of 37, won the first major trophy of his managerial career by guiding Derby County to…
- 2008-09 in retrospect: the Kinnear press conference by: dave
August 11, 2009, 22:58
In October of last year, Newcastle made Joe Kinnear their interim manager. In his first official press conference, he did this... JK Which one is Simon…
- Sven... you bastard by: dave
August 11, 2009, 02:55
Dear Sven, my team Bradford City have had a tough enough decade as it is without you turning up and ruining the opening day of the season for us. Don't do it…
- Match of the day opening titles 1978 by: dave
August 11, 2009, 00:59
This is what MotD looked like in the late 1970s...
- When Man Utd were crap: Ipswich 6-0 Man Utd by: dave
August 9, 2009, 12:33
Ipswich 6-0 Man Utd
- Panini Legends #13: Espana 82 by: dave
August 8, 2009, 00:12
As a bloke who went through his teenage years in the 1980s, I got used to the idea of loads of the UK appearing in any given World Cup. Bloody hell, Wales even…
- Football was better in the past: 1970-71 by: dave
August 7, 2009, 03:52
Leeds United were the predominant team of the era, although Everton had finished the previous season ahead of them as League champions and Chelsea had…
- Panini legends #12: Poshest bloke ever by: dave
July 14, 2009, 11:09
Forbes Phillipson-Masters. No, really, that's his name. Despite what you make think, bleeding obvious actually from the picture, this isn't the 'all good…
- Pele takes a right kicking at the 1966 World Cup by: dave
February 19, 2009, 04:05
The 1966 tournament was, despite England's triumph, far from the best, being remembered for its excessive physical play, and Pelé was one of the…
- The 1970s (27)
- Exploding the myth of Brazil 1970 by: dave
June 21, 2010, 12:54
You thought Brazil 1970 were the best team ever? Think again... Brazil 1970 weren't 'all that' - Watch more Sports Videos at Vodpod.
- When Celtic were great: 1969-70 by: dave
March 13, 2010, 11:52
This is a fabulous clip from "The Beautiful Game", an stv football documentary series. This is a clip from an episode that featured celtic and concentrates on…
- World Cup classics: The Cruyff turn (1974) by: dave
February 2, 2010, 12:55
Now that young Nani has proven himself without doubt to be the new Ronaldo, I reckon it’s a good time to look at the origin of the Nani shuffle. I’m sure…
- Football was better in the past: 1974-75 by: dave
January 25, 2010, 15:04
Dave Mackay, and not Brian Clough as many wrongly believe, guided Derby County to their second league title in the space of four years. Can you imagine in…
- When Man Utd were relegated (1973-74) by: dave
December 22, 2009, 14:23
The post-Busby years at Man Utd were a lean time indeed for the soon to be fallen giants. Wilf McGuinness was promoted from reserve team coach to take Matt…
- Disgraceful mullets of the ages #6: Gerry Francis by: dave
December 18, 2009, 00:24
Quite simply, no man in history should ever have to look like that. My nightmare. By the way, when the hell did Bobby Moore play for the USA, never mind…
- When Liverpool were good: Liverpool 7 - 0 Spurs (1978-79) by: dave
November 27, 2009, 17:06
You'd have to as old as me to remember it but Liverpool used to actually be quite good. The 1978-79 season saw them at the height of their powers, with the…
- A short history of England v Brazil by: dave
November 11, 2009, 11:47
Brazil are a disgrace. Part of the deal of them playing england at new Wembley in 2007 was that we would play a return match. The fact that Brazil have whored…
- Intro to 'The Big Match' 1978-79 by: dave
November 4, 2009, 01:12
'The best thing about this era was...most all of the teams in the 1st Division were capable of beating anyone on their day, argues WELLBRAN. 'What an interestin…
- Intro to 'The Big Match' 1975-76 by: dave
October 28, 2009, 11:02
'Great footage of Bobby Moore just getting on with it after defeat. No silly weeping or hysterics like we get today. In those days all the refs looked like…
- When Man Utd were crap: Man Utd 3 - 5 West Brom (1978) by: dave
October 27, 2009, 14:25
For most West Brom fans, their team’s epic 5-3 victory over Manchester United at Old Trafford just over 30 years ago is particularly memorable. For then…
- Intro to 'The Big Match' 1972-73 by: dave
October 21, 2009, 10:56
'I think we had our first colour telly - bought not long before this,' declares kenmalUTUBE, going on to ask, 'who remembers watching in black and white?'
- The legend of Kevin Keegan #4: Kev takes on Henry Cooper by: dave
October 19, 2009, 14:50
Brut is the brand name for a line of men's grooming and fragrance products first launched in 1964 by Fabergé. In 1968, a budget range was marketed as Brut 33…
- Jimmy Hill says... 'Think bike!' by: dave
October 16, 2009, 13:17
Jimmy 'the chin' Hill in a, well, pretty graphic public information ad from the 1970s.
- Intro to 'The Big Match' 1969-1970 by: dave
October 14, 2009, 10:49
'Just hearing that theme tune takes me back to Sunday afternoons,' reminisces basil226, 'after a lovely roast, you'd watch The Big Match, hoping your team…
- Chelsea's first team recording 'Blue is the Colour' in 1970 by: dave
October 13, 2009, 15:09
Remember when you were young and the most important thing about reaching the Cup Final was the song your team recorded to commemorate the occasion? Those…
- The legend of Kevin Keegan #3: Kev takes on Brian Jacks by: dave
October 12, 2009, 11:52
Back in the mid '70s, footballers were only earning as much as the average coal miner. For those of you too young to know what a coal miner is, don't vote for…
- The legend of Kevin Keegan #2: Be smart, be safe by: dave
October 8, 2009, 14:11
I challenge you to find someone who looked more '70s than our man Kevin. Spectacular clothing and sound advice for any young lad to follow...
- Brian Clough's reaction to Brighton losing 2 - 8 at home in 1973 by: dave
October 8, 2009, 13:41
By the summer of 1973, Brian Clough was already a legendary figure in English football, having guided the unfancied Derby County to the league title and then…
- Panini Legends #14: The era of the crappy perm by: dave
October 7, 2009, 10:50
Once upon a time, 1979 I believe it was, football shirts had massive wide collars and it was obligatory for players to perm their hair. This was a golden age…
- Football was better in the past: 1973-74 by: dave
October 2, 2009, 13:24
Finally I’ve reached the season in which I was born, although I hardly have clear memories of it, so am relying on the history books as with the other years…
- Football was better in the past: 1972-73 by: dave
September 23, 2009, 13:53
This was a bit of a humdrum season, in the league at least, with Liverpool cruising to another championship triumph in Bill Shankly's penultimate season as…
- An ancient history of Scotland v Holland by: dave
September 8, 2009, 23:11
How could I miss the chance to crank this one out? Anyone will tell you the greatest match in World Cup history was Scotland's defeat of the footballing gods…
- Football was better in the past: 1971-72 by: dave
August 12, 2009, 04:15
1971-72 was quite a season for young Brian Clough who, at the tender age of 37, won the first major trophy of his managerial career by guiding Derby County to…
- Match of the day opening titles 1978 by: dave
August 11, 2009, 00:59
This is what MotD looked like in the late 1970s...
- Football was better in the past: 1970-71 by: dave
August 7, 2009, 03:52
Leeds United were the predominant team of the era, although Everton had finished the previous season ahead of them as League champions and Chelsea had…
- Panini legends #12: Poshest bloke ever by: dave
July 14, 2009, 11:09
Forbes Phillipson-Masters. No, really, that's his name. Despite what you make think, bleeding obvious actually from the picture, this isn't the 'all good…
- Exploding the myth of Brazil 1970 by: dave
- The 1980s (25)
- Back when it was fun to watch Brazil by: dave
July 2, 2010, 11:39
In 1986 people from around the world still really wanted Brazil to win the World Cup. Now no one gives a shit. I've always loved this goal although I…
- A brief history of Germany v Argentina at the World Cup by: dave
July 1, 2010, 09:33
2006 In the quarter-finals Germany and Argentina ended 1–1 after extra time; the hosts edging out the Argentinians 4–2 on penalties to go through to…
- World Cup classics: Northern Ireland 1 - 0 Spain (Spain 1982) by: dave
June 8, 2010, 09:26
Espana '82 was particularly noted for some big giant killing acts, although this did little to actually eliminate any of the big guns. Group 5 was probably…
- Astonishing comebacks #4: Bayer Uerdingen 7 - 5 Dynamo Dresden by: dave
May 25, 2010, 09:13
The chances are you don’t know that much about KFC Uerdingen 05, a German club in the Uerdingen district Krefeld, in the footballing hotbed of North…
- How to take a cheeky penalty (and how not to) by: dave
April 28, 2010, 13:23
Johan Cruyff on how to do it... Cruyff penalty - Watch more Videos at Vodpod. A couple of poncy French gits on how not to... The…
- Maradona's Tottenham debut, May 1986 by: dave
April 27, 2010, 10:28
Osvaldo César Ardiles was a legendary figure even before he turned up in English football. In 1978, the UK relaxed its antiquated rules that practically…
- When Turkey were really crap: England 8-0 Turkey (14th October, 1987) by: dave
March 30, 2010, 13:27
Frankly too much info about this game can be found here. This is a newspaper cutting taken from the Yorkshire Post by me when I was 14.
- Panini Legends #15: Brazil’s first ever opponents by: dave
March 22, 2010, 15:51
OK, this one is a real challenge. This is the lower division team photo from 1981 for a team whose greatest claim to fame is having been the Brazil national…
- How good was Tomas Brolin? by: dave
March 11, 2010, 14:46
In the early 1990s Per Tomas Brolin was the golden boy of Swedish football. When he played his first match when he was just six years old at Forssåtunet, and…
- When football programs were crap: The 1988 Charity Shield by: dave
February 15, 2010, 10:34
OK, even in the 1980s this can't have seemed like a good idea. Has a picture of King Kenny ever looked less like him? How about that effort at recreating John…
- Disgraceful mullets of the ages #7: Paul Mariner by: dave
January 19, 2010, 12:34
OK, I accept, no, endorse this as the funkiest England shirt we will ever see, but there will never be a good reason for that mutation of a haircut. Mariner,…
- World Cup classics: France 1 – 1 Brazil (Mexico 1986) by: dave
January 6, 2010, 12:33
The most memorable quarter-final match of one of my favourite World Cups saw the clash of the two great teams of the tournament. Thankfully, the FIFA idiots…
- Football's cheats by: dave
December 4, 2009, 14:33
I've never really been able to understand why Maradona, clearly a God-fearing man, could blame God for his cheating. Surely anyone looking to book a place in…
- Disgraceful mullets of the ages #5: Mark Hateley by: dave
November 22, 2009, 12:13
It really is amazing to think that playing for the blue buggers of Glasgow Rangers isn't the low point Mark Hateley's career; a hair cut can be so poor that it…
- New Zealand's 1982 World Cup run by: dave
November 18, 2009, 12:38
So now that the mighty All Whites have made it back to the World Cup, it seems like a good opportunity to reflect on the glory of their 1982 campaign. Let's…
- A short history of England v Brazil by: dave
November 11, 2009, 11:47
Brazil are a disgrace. Part of the deal of them playing england at new Wembley in 2007 was that we would play a return match. The fact that Brazil have whored…
- Football's greatest ever shirt sponsor by: dave
November 7, 2009, 10:29
And so it was in the mid 1980s that mighty Altay of the Turkish Prem had Samantha Fox plastered over the front of their shirt.
- Arsenal v Tottenham or Tottenham v Arsenal! by: dave
October 31, 2009, 12:30
Here are a select few of the absolute best North London derbies from down the ages: Division One - 10th September, 1988: Spurs 2 - 3 Arsenal League…
- Why footballers must stick to the day job #2: Glenn and Chris' 'Diamond Lights' by: dave
October 18, 2009, 02:10
In 1987, Glenn Hoddle and Chris Waddle took a brief sojourn from football to sing this quasi-industrial pop epic, which was penned by Bob Puzey, the 'genius'…
- 120 goals by Michael Laudrup by: dave
October 12, 2009, 12:11
Please read title of post for full explanation, then crack open a can of beer and enjoy. 120 goals by Michael Laudrup- Watch more Videos at…
- The legend of Kevin Keegan #3: Kev takes on Brian Jacks by: dave
October 12, 2009, 11:52
Back in the mid '70s, footballers were only earning as much as the average coal miner. For those of you too young to know what a coal miner is, don't vote for…
- When Steve Bull scored 100 goals in two seasons by: dave
August 21, 2009, 01:22
When you're 16, you don't have such a clear perspective on what's normal and what's truly remarkable, hence in 1989, way back when I was that tender age, I…
- When Man Utd were crap: Ipswich 6-0 Man Utd by: dave
August 9, 2009, 12:33
Ipswich 6-0 Man Utd
- Panini Legends #13: Espana 82 by: dave
August 8, 2009, 00:12
As a bloke who went through his teenage years in the 1980s, I got used to the idea of loads of the UK appearing in any given World Cup. Bloody hell, Wales even…
- Panini legends #12: Poshest bloke ever by: dave
July 14, 2009, 11:09
Forbes Phillipson-Masters. No, really, that's his name. Despite what you make think, bleeding obvious actually from the picture, this isn't the 'all good…
- Back when it was fun to watch Brazil by: dave
- The 1990s (19)
- World Cup classics: Bulgaria 2-1 Germany (1994) by: dave
September 2, 2010, 10:16
1994 was a groundbreaking World Cup in many ways. The defending champions West Germany were united with their East German counterparts, representing the…
- A brief history of Germany v Argentina at the World Cup by: dave
July 1, 2010, 09:33
2006 In the quarter-finals Germany and Argentina ended 1–1 after extra time; the hosts edging out the Argentinians 4–2 on penalties to go through to…
- Soccer Six final, 1990: Luton 4 - 0 Liverpool by: dave
June 4, 2010, 14:26
Remember when football was fun?
- Astonishing comebacks #1: Port Vale 4 - 4 QPR (1996-97) by: dave
April 27, 2010, 09:14
Port Vale canter into a 4 - 0 lead in the first half. A comical Vale own goal ignites the fightback...
- Panini Legends #16: Geordie dream team by: dave
April 20, 2010, 13:58
Way back in 1995–96, Newcastle were among the upcoming forces in the exciting, unpredictable Premier League, having rebuilt during the summer of 1995…
- Italia '90: The horror final by: dave
March 22, 2010, 14:18
Welcome to all arriving here from Kerrydale Street. On 7th July, 1990 Italy and England played out an open, attacking game of beautiful football for the…
- How good was Tomas Brolin? by: dave
March 11, 2010, 14:46
In the early 1990s Per Tomas Brolin was the golden boy of Swedish football. When he played his first match when he was just six years old at Forssåtunet, and…
- David Ginola in all his glory by: dave
March 4, 2010, 11:42
David Ginola was renowned for having a magical touch on the ball and an ability to get past players from any position on the field and then going on to score a…
- When football programs were crap: The 1992 FA Cup final by: dave
March 3, 2010, 15:26
Another game involving Liverpool, another horrific program design. This rotten effort could only have come from the early '90s, a time when people actually…
- Beckham's Manchester United Goals from 1994-1999 by: dave
December 18, 2009, 14:53
Yep, it's time to sit back, crack open a can of beer and enjoy. Ok, I know you're a Liverpool fan and it will be painful, just get over it. …
- When Man Utd were crap: Southampton 6 - 3 Man Utd (1996) by: dave
December 14, 2009, 14:25
It's October, 1996 and I'm a long-haired scruffy student wondering how Man Utd would respond to a 5-0 mauling the previous week when Newcastle had battered…
- World Cup classics: Romania 3 - 2 Argentina (USA 1994) by: dave
December 8, 2009, 15:25
It seems strange now to think that Colombia went to USA '94 as one of the favourites to win the tournament, only to fall at the first hurdle after humbling…
- When Liverpool were good: Liverpool 8 – 0 Swansea (1989-90) by: dave
December 4, 2009, 14:50
AKA The first Liverpool match I ever went to. Actually, not being a Liverpool fan, I went with a group of mates and had to bunk off school in the afternoon to…
- When Forest finished third in the league by: dave
November 13, 2009, 15:42
When Blackburn Rovers famously pipped Man Utd to the league title in 1994-95, they memorably lost 2-1 at Liverpool on the last day of the season, leaving their…
- Arsenal v Tottenham or Tottenham v Arsenal! by: dave
October 31, 2009, 12:30
Here are a select few of the absolute best North London derbies from down the ages: Division One - 10th September, 1988: Spurs 2 - 3 Arsenal League…
- Why footballers must stick to the day job #1: Gazza's 'Fog on the Tyne' by: dave
October 11, 2009, 05:54
Gazza is a truly troubled soul who has done many stupid things. This, however, is unforgivable. You have been warned.
- When Bradford City were Promoted to the Premier League by: dave
August 24, 2009, 23:49
May 11th, 1985 is impossible for me to forget. On that day a little nearly 25 years ago, Bradford City played host to Lincoln City. It had been a good year for…
- When Steve Bull scored 100 goals in two seasons by: dave
August 21, 2009, 01:22
When you're 16, you don't have such a clear perspective on what's normal and what's truly remarkable, hence in 1989, way back when I was that tender age, I…
- Sven... you bastard by: dave
August 11, 2009, 02:55
Dear Sven, my team Bradford City have had a tough enough decade as it is without you turning up and ruining the opening day of the season for us. Don't do it…
- World Cup classics: Bulgaria 2-1 Germany (1994) by: dave
- The 1960s (5)
- Hurst 1966 v Lampard 2010 by: dave
June 27, 2010, 20:21
I'm still in shock... Hurst (2) 1966 v Lampard 2010 - Watch more Videos at Vodpod.
- When Celtic were great: 1969-70 by: dave
March 13, 2010, 11:52
This is a fabulous clip from "The Beautiful Game", an stv football documentary series. This is a clip from an episode that featured celtic and concentrates on…
- Intro to 'The Big Match' 1969-1970 by: dave
October 14, 2009, 10:49
'Just hearing that theme tune takes me back to Sunday afternoons,' reminisces basil226, 'after a lovely roast, you'd watch The Big Match, hoping your team…
- The legend of Kevin Keegan #1: 17-year-old Scunthorpe prodigy by: dave
October 2, 2009, 13:45
The year is 1968 and Scunthorpe United's young, fresh-faced football prodigy Kevin Keegan is interviewed for the first time.
- Pele takes a right kicking at the 1966 World Cup by: dave
February 19, 2009, 04:05
The 1966 tournament was, despite England's triumph, far from the best, being remembered for its excessive physical play, and Pelé was one of the…
- Hurst 1966 v Lampard 2010 by: dave
- The 2000s (21)
- A brief history of Germany v Argentina at the World Cup by: dave
July 1, 2010, 09:33
2006 In the quarter-finals Germany and Argentina ended 1–1 after extra time; the hosts edging out the Argentinians 4–2 on penalties to go through to…
- Astonishing comebacks #3: Spurs 3 - 4 Man City (2003-04) by: dave
May 11, 2010, 09:24
Tottenham again raced into a 3 - 0 half time lead, again with Ziege grabbing the third just before half time. What happened in the second half of this FA…
- Astonishing comebacks #2: Spurs 3 - 5 Man Utd (2001-02) by: dave
May 4, 2010, 09:16
Tottenham totally outplayed a woeful Man Utd in the first half, with Dean Richards putting Spurs ahead with a debut goal before Les Ferdinand's clinical…
- How to take a cheeky penalty (and how not to) by: dave
April 28, 2010, 13:23
Johan Cruyff on how to do it... Cruyff penalty - Watch more Videos at Vodpod. A couple of poncy French gits on how not to... The…
- John Terry on 'leadership' by: dave
January 8, 2010, 12:51
Words fail me. John Terry on Leadership- Watch more Sports Videos at Vodpod.
- Matches of the decade: Wolfsburg 5 - 1 Bayern Munich (2009) by: dave
December 30, 2009, 12:33
Wolfsburg surprised everyone, including themselves, in claiming the league title in football's last great league championship, thanks in no small part to…
- Matches of the decade: Real Madrid 2 - 6 Barcelona (2009) by: dave
December 30, 2009, 12:22
As sound a pummeling as Madrid are ever likely to suffer. Real Madrid's pursuit was for nothing. Even 17 victories in 18 unbeaten matches were not enough; in…
- A decade with Bolton Wanderers by: dave
December 28, 2009, 13:05
I don't blog about Bolton very often for the obvious reason that they're Bolton. To make up for it, enjoy the best of the last 10 years... Bolton Wanderers…
- Matches of the decade: Fenerbahçe 6 – 0 Galatasaray (2002) by: dave
December 28, 2009, 12:41
Ariel Ortega's finest hour and a half, in Turkey anyway. How a war didn't start I'll never know. Fenerbahçe had won the league in 2001, denying Galatasaray a…
- Matches of the decade: Liverpool 4 – 4 Arsenal (2009) by: dave
December 26, 2009, 01:19
It's little over half a year since this epic encounter but already it feels like a lifetime for those waiting for Liverpool to triumph in the League title…
- (Worst) matches of the decade: Portugal 0 – 1 Greece (2004) by: dave
December 25, 2009, 15:13
Organized, efficient, fit, boring. I admire the fact that the Greeks imposed themselves on the tournament by simply sticking to their game plan and performing…
- Matches of the decade: Liverpool 3 – 3 Milan (2005) by: dave
December 24, 2009, 15:02
Half-time analysis: "I'm no footballing expert but it seems to me that the team in white are playing better than the team in red." "Liverpool are…
- (Worst) matches of the decade: Juventus 0 - 0 A C Milan (2003) by: dave
December 23, 2009, 15:24
The 2003 Champions League Final was a shocker, contested by two Italian teams in the shape of Juventus and Milan, making history as the first time that two…
- Matches of the decade: Real Madrid 2 - 1 Bayer Leverkusen (2002) by: dave
December 23, 2009, 13:57
The absolute pinnacle of the Galactico experiment. 'Real Madrid are back at Hampden Park - and against the champions of Germany for good measure. Forty-two…
- Matches of the decade: Tottenham Hotspur 3 - 5 Manchester United (2001) by: dave
December 23, 2009, 13:14
From 3-0 down at half time, the post-Real Madrid walloping Man Utd were experimenting with 'eccentric' tactical innovations but could still stick it up…
- Football's cheats by: dave
December 4, 2009, 14:33
I've never really been able to understand why Maradona, clearly a God-fearing man, could blame God for his cheating. Surely anyone looking to book a place in…
- A short history of England v Brazil by: dave
November 11, 2009, 11:47
Brazil are a disgrace. Part of the deal of them playing england at new Wembley in 2007 was that we would play a return match. The fact that Brazil have whored…
- This weekend in the Premier League as it happened in the past by: dave
August 29, 2009, 05:27
Here, in what may become a regular thing on the blog if I can be arsed, is a walk down memory lane 'Prem League' style, which may prove particularly painful…
- When Exeter played at Old Trafford by: dave
August 14, 2009, 03:17
By the end of the 2002-03 season things were bad for Exeter City, having been relegated from the football league down to the Conference after finishing 23rd in…
- 2008-09 in retrospect: the McClaren Dutch accent by: dave
August 14, 2009, 00:59
One word.... why?
- 2008-09 in retrospect: the Kinnear press conference by: dave
August 11, 2009, 22:58
In October of last year, Newcastle made Joe Kinnear their interim manager. In his first official press conference, he did this... JK Which one is Simon…
- A brief history of Germany v Argentina at the World Cup by: dave
- The 1900s (6)
- Blackburn Rovers v Aston Villa (1904) by: dave
June 9, 2010, 13:14
April, 1904 and Blackburn Rovers are hosting Aston Villa, looking for the points that would help them in the relegation dogfight. Blackburn would successful…
- Ye olde Merseyside derby: Everton v Liverpool (1902) by: dave
November 27, 2009, 21:53
In anticipation of this weekend's surefire letdown, here is the earliest recorded Scouse derby in history. Here's how the reds and blues duked it out way back…
- Sunderland v Leicester Fosse (1907) by: dave
November 2, 2009, 16:06
Leicester who? That's right, Leicester Fosse was Leicester City's name from 1884 to 1919: The name "Fosse" comes from the Roman Fosse Way that runs through…
- Notts County v Middlesbrough (1902) by: dave
October 9, 2009, 15:14
More old school footage from Mitchell and Kenyon collection. Little did they know down Nottingham way that in little over a century a greedy, sleazy Swede…
- Newcastle United v Liverpool (1901) by: dave
September 11, 2009, 00:47
It is 23rd November, 1901 and a healthy crowd of 18,000 watch Newcastle United take on reigning champions Liverpool at St. James' Park. Evident are early…
- Burnley 0 - 2 Manchester United (1902) by: dave
August 18, 2009, 03:42
Some things never bloody change, well I shouldn't tempt fate as Burnley could pull off a shock tomorrow night. Man Utd, playing in their first season after…
- Blackburn Rovers v Aston Villa (1904) by: dave
- The 1910s (2)
- Panini Legends #15: Brazil’s first ever opponents by: dave
March 22, 2010, 15:51
OK, this one is a real challenge. This is the lower division team photo from 1981 for a team whose greatest claim to fame is having been the Brazil national…
- Old school Arsenal v Liverpool (1911) by: dave
December 11, 2009, 14:47
On 2nd September, 1911 upstarts Woolwich Arsenal took on Liverpool in the First Division. Liverpool had won their first league title ten years previously, but…
- Panini Legends #15: Brazil’s first ever opponents by: dave
- The 1920s (2)
- Women in football? by: dave
March 12, 2010, 12:50
Way back in 1921, the FA banned women's football, declaring the game "quite unfit" for females. "I do not believe women are fitted for violent leg strain,"…
- 1927 FA Cup Final: Cardiff City 1-0 Arsenal by: dave
September 22, 2009, 15:51
April of 1927 was quite a month. It saw the first long distance public television broadcast between Washington, DC AND New York City, displaying the image…
- Women in football? by: dave
- The 1950s (2)
- When Gloucester City hypnotised their players by: dave
August 12, 2010, 10:12
On 22nd August, 1959 Gloucester City tried hypnosis to analyse the possible winning effects on the team. Led by the celebrity hypnotist Henry Blythe, they…
- Schmidt's finest hour: the 1957 Scottish Cup final by: dave
May 18, 2010, 09:05
James Christopher Reginald Schmidt was the son of a South African rugby union international, who went on to become one of Falkirk's most famous sons. Smith…
- When Gloucester City hypnotised their players by: dave
- World Cup classics: Bulgaria 2-1 Germany (1994) by: dave
- The modern game (195)
- Sunderland 1-0 Man City by: dave
August 29, 2010, 23:57
Darren Bent struck an injury-time penalty to give Sunderland a dramatic win over Manchester City (download), who were left to rue an amazing Carlos Tevez…
- Aston Villa 1-0 Everton by: dave
August 29, 2010, 23:14
Everton were condemned to their worst league start for more than a decade (download) by an Aston Villa side who were lucky to keep the visitors at bay at…
- Bolton 2-2 Birmingham by: dave
August 29, 2010, 23:05
Bolton's 10 men battled back to deny a classier Birmingham side victory in a feisty affair at the Reebok Stadium (download). The visitors took the lead…
- Liverpool 1-0 West Brom by: dave
August 29, 2010, 23:01
Spain striker Fernando Torres volleyed in to give an unconvincing Liverpool (download) a somewhat lucky victory over West Brom at Anfield. Torres struck…
- Blackburn 1-2 Arsenal by: dave
August 29, 2010, 01:11
Big Andrey Arshavin bagged the winner for Arsenal as they showed the steel needed to overcome a committed Blackburn (download). Theo Walcott gave the…
- Wolverhampton 1-1 Newcastle by: dave
August 28, 2010, 23:53
Newcastle's Andy Carroll canceled out Sylvan Ebanks-Blake's marvellous opener for Wolves to add further weight to his case for an England call-up. Carroll…
- Tottenham 0-1 Wigan by: dave
August 28, 2010, 23:49
Big Hugo Rodallega's second-half strike earned Wigan their first points of the season with a resilient display against lacklustre Tottenham. Rodallega…
- Man Utd 3-0 West Ham by: dave
August 28, 2010, 23:23
Wayne Rooney scored his first goal since March as Manchester United cruised to victory to remain two points behind Premier League leaders Chelsea (download)…
- Chelsea 2-0 Stoke by: dave
August 28, 2010, 23:19
Premier League leaders Chelsea kept up their 100% start to the season (download) with an efficient display against dogged Stoke. Frank Lampard had an early…
- Blackpool 2-2 Fulham by: dave
August 28, 2010, 20:16
Manager Ian Holloway's newly-promoted Tangerines looked on course for a momentous three points as they came from behind after that man Bobby Zamora headed…
- Aston Villa 2-3 Rapid Vienna (agg 3-4) by: dave
August 27, 2010, 03:49
Villa conceded two late goals as Rapid dumped them out of the Europa League for the second year in a row (download).
- Utrecht 4-0 Celtic (agg 4-2) by: dave
August 27, 2010, 00:59
Having began the season with high hopes of reaching the group stage of the Champions League, Celtic now find themselves dumped out of the lowly Europa…
- Trabzonspor 1-2 Liverpool (agg 1-3) by: dave
August 27, 2010, 00:53
Dirk Kuyt's late tap-in secured Liverpool's berth in Europa League group stages (download).
- Man City 2-0 Timisoara (agg 3-0) by: dave
August 27, 2010, 00:04
Shaun Wright-Phillips and that lad Dedryck Boyata struck the goals to ease Manchester City through in the Europa League (download). Roberto Mancini's team…
- Mesut Özil's Real Madrid debut by: dave
August 26, 2010, 13:15
On 17th August Werder Bremen announced that they had reached an agreement with Real Madrid to sell the star of the World Cup Mesut Özil. The transfer fee…
- Tottenham 4-0 Young Boys by: dave
August 26, 2010, 02:56
Tottenham Hotspur strolled into the Champions League proper and looked as if they belong among the type of clubs who consider this tournament their…
- Manchester City 3-0 Liverpool by: dave
August 24, 2010, 02:39
Roberto Mancini's side dealt convincingly with the incredibly poor Liverpool to pull off an impressive win at Eastlands. Man City scored 3 goals in a…
- Newcastle United 6-0 Aston Villa by: dave
August 22, 2010, 22:54
Will Kevin MacDonald remember this as the day he decided he did not want to be Aston Villa's manager after all? Bullied into submission by the wonderful…
- Fulham 2-2 Manchester United by: dave
August 22, 2010, 21:14
Nani missed a penalty as battling Fulham held Manchester United to a 2-2 draw at Craven Cottage. Fulham seized the draw in the 90th minute when the…
- West Brom 1-0 Sunderland by: dave
August 21, 2010, 23:45
Roberto Di Matteo's new signing Peter Odemwingie made an immediate impact at West Brom. WBA had kept only 1 clean sheet in their last 8 home games at…
- Stoke 1-2 Tottenham by: dave
August 21, 2010, 23:22
Gareth Bale scored two goals, including an unbelievably superb volley, as Spurs beat Stoke 2-1 after a late effort by the home side was wrongly ruled out.…
- Birmingham 2-1 Blackburn by: dave
August 21, 2010, 23:10
Craig Gardner scored twice as Birmingham came from behind to beat Blackburn in a really good game. Michael Oliver (at 25) became the youngest-ever Premier…
- Arsenal 6-0 Blackpool by: dave
August 21, 2010, 23:04
It was nice while it lasted. Blackpool, who had spent a few hours on top of the Premier League's table last Saturday, experienced the flipside of life…
- Wigan 0-6 Chelsea by: dave
August 21, 2010, 22:59
Magnificent Chelsea hit six goals for the second game in succession to leave Wigan at the foot of the table. Chelsea now have 29 goals in their past five…
- West Ham 1-3 Bolton by: dave
August 21, 2010, 22:52
Already for West Ham the new season is beginning to look grim - after two defeats - and may soon get grimmer. Three of their next four Premier League…
- Everton 1-1 Wolves by: dave
August 21, 2010, 22:05
Everton failed to press home their advantage, allowing Sylvan Ebanks-Blake to grab a draw for Wolves at Goodison Park. Wolves’ last win away at Everton…
- Liverpool 1-0 Trabzonspor by: dave
August 20, 2010, 00:31
Ryan Babel scored the only goal and Joe Cole continued his remarkable start to life at Liverpool by missing a penalty as Liverpool beat Trabzonspor in a…
- Young Boys 3-2 Tottenham by: dave
August 19, 2010, 00:36
Three goals down after 28 minutes to Young Boys of Bern in the play-off first leg, Tottenham prepared to watch a season of hard work and achievement turn…
- Wigan 0-4 Blackpool by: dave
August 14, 2010, 23:53
Premier League newcomers Blackpool got off to a dream start as they demolished a shambolic Wigan. On the final day of last season Wigan were thrashed 8-0…
- Tottenham Hotspur 0-0 Manchester City by: dave
August 14, 2010, 23:48
Tottenham should have won this opening game and must be wondering how they didn't. Big-spending, crap-looking Manchester City were indebted to keeper Joe…
- The transformation of Dunga by: dave
July 6, 2010, 09:08
From dung to dungerer: the Brazil coach Dunga and all of his technical staff have been dismissed by the Brazilian Football Federation after their 2-1…
- An Amsterdam bar celebrates Holland's win by: dave
July 3, 2010, 12:04
The rest of the World was rooting for you, too. Thank you! Amsterdam bar celebrates Holland win - Watch more Videos at Vodpod.
- Poor old Ronaldo by: dave
July 1, 2010, 10:50
Portugal's captain, Cristiano Ronaldo, feels like a 'broken man' after his team's 1-0 World dejected figure as David Villa's winner earned Spain a…
- Best goals of the World Cup group stage by: dave
June 29, 2010, 12:55
Who am I to argue... 2010 World cup best goals of the group stage - Watch more Videos at Vodpod.
- Defeated England football team arrive home by: dave
June 29, 2010, 12:46
What a bunch of cretins... Defeated England football team arrive home - Watch more Sports Videos at Vodpod. I had the following thought and I…
- How to fix the England team by: dave
June 28, 2010, 12:34
Listen, it really isn't that difficult... We need players who hold their positions, who know their position in the team. An advantage sometimes and…
- Is it just me? by: dave
June 28, 2010, 12:23
I've been looking at replays of Frank Lampard's disallowed goal in the game last night, and it seems to me that the ball may have crossed the line. What do you…
- Bunch of losers start making excuses... by: dave
June 28, 2010, 11:43
Here's what the bunch of jokers who 'played' had to say for themselves... John Terry Terry backs Capello to stay on as England manager - Watch…
- Fabio Capello post Germany defeat by: dave
June 27, 2010, 20:24
Grrr... Fabio Capello post Germany defeat - Watch more Videos at Vodpod.
- Disgraced Italy arrive home by: dave
June 27, 2010, 11:03
Where are the rotten tomatoes? Disgraced Italy arrive home - Watch more Videos at Vodpod.
- There is hope! by: dave
June 22, 2010, 22:16
This wasn't all that long ago, but it bloody well feels like it.
- England to wear all red against Slovenia by: dave
June 22, 2010, 22:08
First time since 1962, apparently.
- Fabio Capello interview by: dave
June 22, 2010, 10:40
The Fabio Capello interview... John Terry's BIG mistake... Fabio Capello interview - "John Terry's BIG mistake" - Watch more Videos at Vodpod.
- The New Zealand PM on the 'Italian job' by: dave
June 21, 2010, 16:42
Do you think he's a happy man? New Zealand PM on the Italian job - Watch more Videos at Vodpod.
- France 'revolt' over Anelka exit by: dave
June 20, 2010, 20:17
The French cheats are in disarray. France's troubles have gone from bad to worse with players refusing to train after a dispute. It's not too late to bring…
- England to hold 'crisis' meeting by: dave
June 20, 2010, 16:25
John Terry has said the England squad will review the match against Algeria and speak frankly about their performance, without fear of upsetting the…
- France send Anelka home by: dave
June 19, 2010, 15:56
Nicolas Anelka has been sent home from the World Cup following his bust-up with France coach Raymond Domenech. The France coach is said to have given sulky…
- Sven Goran Eriksson backs England to qualify by: dave
June 16, 2010, 14:07
I know you though it couldn't get any worse, but... Sven Goran Eriksson backs England to qualify - Watch more Videos at Vodpod.
- Inter's desperation becomes apparent by: dave
June 16, 2010, 06:35
Inter Milan introduce Rafa Benitez as their new coach... Inter Milan introduce Rafa Benitez - Watch more Sports Videos at Vodpod.
- What a whole lotta 'Loew' by: dave
June 14, 2010, 16:13
Bill O'Herlihy loves to say 'Loew'... Bill O'Herlihy loves to say "Loew" - Watch more Videos at Vodpod.
- England post-match interviews by: dave
June 13, 2010, 10:13
Well, so much for Capello's new focus and sense of purpose... here was the soul-destroyingly familiar sight of England flattering to deceive. Early promise…
- ITV fail to show the England goal by: dave
June 13, 2010, 10:06
Paid all that extra money for HD? Was it worth it? ITV fail England goal - Watch more Videos at Vodpod.
- Forget it, Spain are this good... by: dave
June 10, 2010, 12:36
We all know Spain are good, but the quality of David Silva's goal in their 6-0 warm-up win over Poland makes you wonder whether the other 31 teams should…
- Worst England performance ever by: dave
May 30, 2010, 21:16
Japan 1 – 2 England Utter rubbish. That's an hour and a half of my life I'll never get back. England needed two own goals to rescue them in a gruesome…
- How to celebrate finishing second by: dave
May 25, 2010, 09:39
Bearing in mind I really hate Fenerbahçe, this is just about the funniest thing I've ever seen.
- Rubbish international friendlies by: dave
May 25, 2010, 08:56
Horrible. England 3 - 1 Mexico In spite of the comfortable scoreline, England were not at their best against Mexico. England 3 - Mexico 1 -…
- Champions League Final: Inter Milan 2 - 0 Bayern Munich by: dave
May 23, 2010, 00:12
The Jose plague across modern football grows. Inter won the Champions League final as Diego Milito downed a defiant Bayern Munich. Italian clubs have now…
- Championship Playoff Final: Blackpool 3 - 2 Cardiff by: dave
May 22, 2010, 19:15
Another year, another belter of a game. Blackpool's match-winner Brett Ormerod says promotion would have been impossible without mighty Ian Holloway.…
- German Cup Final: Werder Bremen 0 - 4 Bayern Munich by: dave
May 17, 2010, 01:52
In one of the most one-sided cup finals in recent memory, Bayern Munich completed a league and cup double by thrashing Werder Bremen in the DFB-Pokal…
- Turkey: The climax by: dave
May 16, 2010, 23:40
There were amazing scenes in Bursa last night as unheralded Bursaspor became only the fifth club (and only the second outside of Istanbul) to win the…
- Spain: The climax by: dave
May 16, 2010, 23:31
Incredibly, only four defeats all season have left Barça with just one trophy. Barcelona 4 - 0 Valladolid FC Barcelona -vs- Valladolid (4-0)…
- The FA Cup Final 2010 by: dave
May 15, 2010, 20:06
Portsmouth 0 - 1 Chelsea Didier Drogba scored a fabulous free kick winner to wrap up Chelsea's first ever Double, as both teams missed a penalty. Petr…
- Tin Pot final: Atletico Madrid 2 - 1 Fulham by: dave
May 13, 2010, 10:30
Mighty Roy Hodgson said he was 'unbelievably proud' of his team's achievement of reaching the Europa League final, despite their extra-time defeat to…
- The Championship playoff semi finals by: dave
May 12, 2010, 14:38
Either Blackpool or Cardiff will become the 44th different club to play in the Premier League (since football was invented in 1992) next season. Blackpo…
- Premier League: the climax! by: dave
May 9, 2010, 23:30
Thank God that's over, what an awful campaign. Here are my end of season awards: Chancer of the year Big Frank Lampard was the only player to set up…
- Midweek Premier League madness! by: dave
May 5, 2010, 23:30
Manchester City 0 - 1 Tottenham Better luck next year city. Manchester City 0 - Tottenham 1 (longer) - Watch more Sports Videos at Vodpod.
- Weekend footy: 1st - 2nd May by: dave
May 1, 2010, 23:31
Liverpool 0 - 2 Chelsea Gerrard apparently hadn't realised that his agreement to sign for Chelsea next year didn't mean that he had to already start…
- Thursday night: Europa League semis by: dave
April 30, 2010, 10:26
Fulham 2 - 1 Hamburg (2-1) Roy Hodgson said leading Fulham in next month's final will be the high point of his career. Fulham 2 Hamburger SV 1…
- Man Utd in shameless revenue generator shocker by: dave
April 28, 2010, 13:39
Those pesky red devils unveil their stunningly unimaginative new kit. Manchester United's new 2010/11 retro kits - Watch more Sports Videos at…
- Champions League lowlights: 27th – 28th April by: dave
April 28, 2010, 13:14
Lyon 0 - 3 Bayern Munich (0-4) Hat-trick hero Ivica Olic rated his semi-final display as 'the best match of my life'. Olic became only the second Bayern…
- Weekend footy: 24th – 25th April by: dave
April 26, 2010, 15:11
Chelsea 7 - 0 Stoke City Chelsea became the 2nd top flight side since 1945 (along with Wolves in 1962-63) to score 7 or more goals in 3 games in the…
- Thursday night: Europa League semis by: dave
April 23, 2010, 11:13
Hamburg 0 - 0 Fulham Fulham drew blank in Hamburg but retain final hopes after this away draw. Mighty Fulham have now gone 371 minutes without conceding…
- Wednesday night footy: 21st April by: dave
April 22, 2010, 10:24
Hull 0 - 2 Aston Villa Hull's Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink was carried from the field unconscious after a clash of heads with Richard Dunne in their…
- Champions League lowlights: 20th - 21st April by: dave
April 21, 2010, 11:41
Internazionale 3-1 Barcelona The last time Barça lost 3-1 in the 1st leg of a Champions League knockout match, they went on to beat Chelsea 5-1 in the…
- Monday night football: Brave Liverpool by: dave
April 20, 2010, 11:38
Liverpool 3 - 0 West Ham The brave, indomitable Liverpool continue their epic quest to finish in the top half of the table. Dare they dream of Europa…
- Weekend footy: 17th - 18th April by: dave
April 19, 2010, 09:18
Manchester City 0 - 1 Manchester United Paul Scholes kept Manchester United's hopes alive with a goal deep into injury time. Man Utd’s three wins in…
- Chelsea in shameless revenue generator shocker by: dave
April 16, 2010, 10:52
Chelsea will have a new kit next year. New Chelsea home kit, 2010/2011 - Watch more Sports Videos at Vodpod.
- Wednesday night footy: 14th April by: dave
April 15, 2010, 09:31
Tottenham 2 - 1 Arsenal Arsenal's title hopes have been extinguished after a disappointing defeat in the north London derby. Tottenham 2 -…
- Tuesday night footy: 13th April by: dave
April 14, 2010, 14:16
Chelsea 1 - 0 Bolton Carlo Ancelotti said his side are not suffering from title jitters even though Chelsea laboured to a 1-0 victory over Bolton at…
- Weekend footy: 10th – 11th April by: dave
April 11, 2010, 22:43
Tottenham 0 - 2 Portsmouth Tottenham 0 - Portsmouth 2 - Watch more Sports Videos at Vodpod. Aston Villa 0 - 3 Chelsea Aston Villa 0 -…
- Champions League lowlights by: dave
April 9, 2010, 01:09
Manchester United 3 - 2 Bayern Munich (4-4*) Bratwurst. Manchester United 3-2 Bayern Munich Champions League Highlights - Watch more Sports…
- Weekend footy: 3rd - 4th April by: dave
April 4, 2010, 23:19
Manchester United 1 - 2 Chelsea Manchester United 1 - Chelsea 2 MOTD - Watch more Sports Videos at Vodpod. Arsenal 1 - 0 Wolves …
- Thursday night: Europa League by: dave
April 2, 2010, 13:34
Benfica 2 - 1 Liverpool I know you don't care, but Benfica striker Oscar Cardozo has scored more goals than any other player left in the Europa League…
- Wednesday night footy: 31st March by: dave
April 1, 2010, 11:34
Arsenal 2 - 2 Barcelona Bloody hell. Arsenal 2 - Barcelona 2 longer highlights - Watch more Sports Videos at Vodpod. M. Wenger after the…
- Tuesday night footy: 30th March by: dave
March 31, 2010, 10:42
Bayern Munich 2-1 Man Utd Oops, there goes another World Cup then. Wayne Rooney's opener at Bayern was the quickest goal in the Champions League this…
- Monday night football: Tevez treat by: dave
March 30, 2010, 13:09
Manchester City 3 - 0 Wigan A Carlos Tevez treble gave Manchester City victory over 10-man Wigan. After failing to score for 269 minutes at home in the…
- Premier League weekend: 27th-28th March by: dave
March 27, 2010, 21:17
Chelsea 7-1 Aston Villa Big Frank Lampard scored four goals for Chelsea to put the blues top as Arsenal slipped up at St Andrews. Chelsea 7 -…
- Thursday night: Getafe 2 - 4 Real Madrid by: dave
March 26, 2010, 14:04
I got to watch this one. Ronaldo and Gonzalo Higuain each bagged a brace as Real Madrid comfortably won 4-2 at lowly Getafe. Real Madrid climbed back above…
- Wednesday night footy: 24th March by: dave
March 25, 2010, 09:50
Manchester City 0 - 2 Everton None of the previous 11 Prem meetings between Everton and City in Manchester had ended in a draw, so last night was a…
- Monday night football: Hammer house of horror by: dave
March 24, 2010, 11:38
West Ham 1-3 Wolverhampton Wanderers Gianfranco Zola says David Sullivan and David Gold will 'do whatever they feel is right' about his future at Upton…
- Premier League highlights: March 20th – 21st by: dave
March 21, 2010, 21:36
Man Utd 2-1 Liverpool That man Park Ji-sung's header restored United to the top of the league despite Liverpool's early goal. Sir Alex Ferguson claimed…
- Thursday night footy: 18th March by: dave
March 19, 2010, 12:07
Fulham 4 - 1 Juventus Game of the decade. That man Clint Dempsey's brilliant late strike sent Fulham into the quarter-finals at the expense of the Italian…
- Wednesday night footy: 17th March by: dave
March 18, 2010, 12:23
Barcelona 4 - 0 Stuttgart (agg 5-1) Young Lionel Messi scored twice as holders Barça reached the quarter-finals in style. Barcelona 4 - Stuttgart…
- Tuesday night footy: 16th March by: dave
March 17, 2010, 15:12
Chelsea 0-1 Inter (1-3 agg) José Mourinho said even Roman Abramovich would concede the better team won at Stamford Bridge, but he would, wouldn't he? …
- Monday night football: Liverpool 4 - 1 Pompey by: dave
March 16, 2010, 14:03
Fernando Torres and Alberto Aquilani were among the goals but Steven Gerrard was lucky not to be sent off. It has been 62 years since Portsmouth last managed a…
- Premier League highlights: March 13th - 14th by: dave
March 14, 2010, 08:51
Manchester United 3 - 0 Fulham No Premier League team has won the title in a 38-game season and lost more than six games in the process. Now you know. …
- Who the hell are Bursaspor? by: dave
March 12, 2010, 15:12
Who the hell are Bursaspor, I hear you ask. They’re the club that could be top of the Turkish League by the end of this weekend, that’s who. They currently…
- Thursday night footy (Europa League dross): 11th March by: dave
March 12, 2010, 11:57
Lille 1 - 0 Liverpool Eden Hazard's late goal won the first leg and made a bad week even worse for lowly Liverpool. Interesting fact: 11 of Lille's 18 goals…
- 5 interesting facts about last night by: dave
March 11, 2010, 15:26
1. Throw out the history book On the four occasions that Milan had previously met Man Utd in Europe, they had eliminated them from the competition. A…
- Champions League lowlights, March 9th - 10th (and prem highlights) by: dave
March 10, 2010, 14:10
Manchester United 4 - 0 AC Milan (agg 7-2) I feel old: I can remember when Milan were good. The wonderful Wayne Rooney scored twice as United crushed Milan…
- Monday night football: Wigan 1 - 0 Liverpool by: dave
March 9, 2010, 11:17
Wigan 1 - 0 Liverpool Oh dear. Poor old Rafael Benítez couldn't hide his anger after Liverpool's quest for fourth place was dealt a blow at Wigan. …
- Prem and Cup highlights: 6th - 7th March by: dave
March 7, 2010, 19:25
Fulham 0 - 0 Tottenham Hotspur Fulham 0 - Tottenham 0- Watch more Sports Videos at Vodpod. Wolves 0 - 1 Man Utd Wolves 0 - Manchester United…
- Totally rubbish international friendlies by: dave
March 4, 2010, 14:18
England 3 - 1 Egypt The crowd may have booed but Fabio Capello led the praise for his centre-back John Terry after a strong display at Wembley. …
- The 'Shirt of Hurt' for Dixon, Keown and Chiles by: dave
March 3, 2010, 14:35
As part of the Shirt of Hurt campaign for Sport Relief, MotD 2 pundits Lee Dixon and Martin Keown, along with presenter Adrian Chiles, donned the football…
- Premier league highlights: February 27th – 28th by: dave
March 2, 2010, 07:48
Chelsea 2 - 4 Manchester City Chelsea 2 - Manchetser City 4 MOTD- Watch more Sports Videos at Vodpod. Birmingham City 1 - 0 Wigan Athletic…
- Carling Cup Final by: dave
March 1, 2010, 11:53
Aston Villa 1 - 2 Manchester United Young Wayne Rooney came off the bench to score the winning goal, but Sir Alex Ferguson revealed that Rooney is…
- I shouldn't laugh, but... by: dave
February 27, 2010, 11:49
...I hate this pillock and can't wait to see the back of him. Looks like he's finally accepted Pompey's fate, though (click on the image to see it full…
- Europa comment: Liverpool... so what? by: dave
February 26, 2010, 11:25
Everton should be lauded right now as they are getting by on a shoestring budget, have been completely decimated by injuries (i.e. more than just two players…
- Thursday night footy (Europa League dross): 25th February by: dave
February 26, 2010, 10:23
Unirea Urziceni 1 - 3 Liverpool (agg 1-4) Liverpool win a game, Rafa is great... whatever. Unirea Urziceni 1 - Liverpool 3- Watch more Sports…
- Would you let Rafa Benitez sign a player for your club? by: dave
February 25, 2010, 11:50
Having now watched the newest recruit to the Liverpool shambles, Maxi Rodriguez, I'm now convinced that Monsignor Rafa signs players without even watching…
- Wednesday night footy: 24th February by: dave
February 25, 2010, 11:26
Inter Milan 2 - 1 Chelsea Well, yesterday I said that Inter had no chance (wrong) but that they should go for it early on (dead right). In the end José…
- 10 interesting facts about this season by: dave
February 24, 2010, 14:54
1. Michael Owen may not be on the pitch much, but he is good value for it when he does play. He is scoring at a rate of 1 goal per 131 minutes in all…
- Tuesday night footy: 23rd February by: dave
February 24, 2010, 14:20
Manchester United 3 - 0 West Ham Wayne Rooney's hot streak left West Ham United out in the cold with a magical brace to take his season total to 27 goals.…
- Premier league highlights: February 20th - 21st by: dave
February 22, 2010, 11:02
Arsenal 2 - 0 Sunderland Arsenal vs Sunderland 2:0 MOTD- Watch more Sports Videos at Vodpod. Aston Villa 5 - 2 Burnley Aston…
- The magic of the Europa League: 18th February by: dave
February 19, 2010, 13:47
Liverpool 1 - 0 Unirea Urziceni Liverpool owe me an hour and a half of my life after making me watch this utter drivel. This can't be the 4th best team in…
- Wednesday night footy – 17th February by: dave
February 18, 2010, 02:34
Porto 2 - 1 Arsenal A furious Arsène Wenger accused idiot Swedish referee Martin Hansson, of giving Porto a goal last night. What do you think? …
- Tuesday night footy - 16th February by: dave
February 17, 2010, 12:10
AC Milan 2 - 3 Manchester United Wayne Rooney tried his own version of the 'hairdryer' treatment at half-time in Milan, and it worked. AC…
- World's most boring man speaks by: dave
February 16, 2010, 11:36
Here is a total dullard talking about the Manchester United - Milan match. David Beckham ahead of AC Milan-Manchester United- Watch more Sports…
- How's Ruud van Nistelrooy doing? by: dave
February 15, 2010, 12:12
Big Ruud van Nistelrooy came off the bench to score his first Hamburg goals with a brace in a 3 - 1 win at Stuttgart. The Dutchman came on in the 65th minute…
- The tragic of the Cup: 13th – 14th February by: dave
February 15, 2010, 11:56
Fulham 4 - 0 Notts County You don't want to mess with Sven, I'm telling you. Fulham 4 - Notts County 0- Watch more Videos at Vodpod. Crysta…
- Premier League highlights: February 9th by: dave
February 10, 2010, 11:14
Arsenal 1 - 0 Liverpool It's horrible to think that a team as bad as Liverpool are going to finish 4th this year. Arsenal 1 - Liverpool 0…
- Premier League highlights: February 6th– 7th by: dave
February 8, 2010, 10:12
Chelsea 2 - 0 Arsenal Lowly Arsenal had no answer to the rampaging beast that is Didier Drogba as Chelsea comfortably returned to the top of the table…
- The tragic of the Cup: 2nd - 3rd February by: dave
February 4, 2010, 17:34
Leeds 1 - 3 Tottenham Jermain Defoe's fine hat-trick has set up a fifth-round trip to Bolton, despite their determined opponents' best efforts. …
- Michael Owen on 'life' at Old Trafford by: dave
February 4, 2010, 17:24
Get up, go to work, train, sit on bench, get cold, go home, get paid a lot, try to think of things to do in the summer when my mates are in South Africa. …
- Premier League: 2nd - 3rd February by: dave
February 3, 2010, 16:06
Hull 1 - 1 Chelsea After Chelsea's lacklustre 1-1 draw at Hull, boss Carlo Ancelotti has insisted that if cockney loverboy John Terry needs to have a break,…
- Lionel Messi when he was 10 years old by: dave
February 1, 2010, 10:38
This was little Leo when he was ten, obviously. Lionel Messi 10 years old- Watch more Videos at Vodpod.
- Life outside the Prem: 30th - 31st January by: dave
February 1, 2010, 10:35
Coventry 1 - 1 Blackpool Coventry 1 - Blackpool 1- Watch more Videos at Vodpod. Sheffield Wednesday 2 - 1 Plymouth Sheffield…
- Premier League highlights: January 29 - 30th by: dave
February 1, 2010, 10:22
Arsenal 1 - 3 Manchester United Arsenal 1 - Manchester United 3 longer highlights- Watch more Sports Videos at Vodpod. Korean bit part player…
- League Cup and Premier League action: 26th - 27th January by: dave
January 29, 2010, 14:33
Manchester United 3 - 1 Manchester City See above for details. Manchester United 3 - Manchester City 1- Watch more Sports Videos at…
- League and Cup action: 23rd - 24th January by: dave
January 24, 2010, 13:30
Stoke 3 - 1 Arsenal Stoke 3 - Arsenal 1- Watch more Sports Videos at Vodpod. Tottenham 2 - 2 Leeds Tottenham 2 - Leeds 2…
- How much money does Sol Campbell need? by: dave
January 22, 2010, 10:43
As if things weren't bad enough for the south coast boys, Portsmouth's financial problems have now increased after the club confirmed that they are being sued…
- Premier League highlights: January 20th by: dave
January 21, 2010, 17:29
Arsenal 4 - 2 Bolton The weedy weaklings at the FA will not punish William Gallas for his horror tackle on Mark Davies because ref Alan Wiley didn't…
- League Cup action: 19th - 20th January by: dave
January 20, 2010, 14:32
Sam Allardyce has criticised the referee as Aston Villa came from 2-0 down to reach the final, probably complaining that he allowed Villa to be much better…
- Premier League highlights: January 16th - 17th by: dave
January 16, 2010, 22:46
Chelsea 7 - 2 Sunderland Chelsea 7 - Sunderland 2 (MOTD)- Watch more Sports Videos at Vodpod. Manchester United 3 - 0 Burnley …
- Rafael Benitez and his amazing set of 'facts' by: dave
January 16, 2010, 14:25
I like Rafa, he's doing as much as anyone else to drag Liverpool into the gutter. What a man. Please don't leave, or be sacked. Keep on keeping on: you're the…
- Oops: Liverpool 1 - 2 Reading by: dave
January 14, 2010, 15:50
This time there is no one else to blame but the players and manager of Liverpool. This was just plain rubbish. Liverpool were deservedly beaten at home in the…
- The Top 10 goals of the FA Cup third round by: dave
January 13, 2010, 15:49
Here they are then... Top 10 goals of the FA Cup third round- Watch more Videos at Vodpod.
- Premier League highlights: 9th - 10th January by: dave
January 11, 2010, 10:04
Birmingham 1 - 1 Manchester United Unbelievable as its might sound, Man Utd are the new Arsenal. Although they had a load of possession, making almost twice…
- Are Man Utd in crisis? by: dave
January 8, 2010, 12:29
Ryan Giggs, whose opinion is surely as impartial and unbiased as you could wish for, refuses to agree that United are in crisis. Bless. Ryan…
- Premier League highlights: 5th January by: dave
January 6, 2010, 13:07
Stoke City 3 - 2 Fulham Stoke withstood a late Fulham fightback to claim their first league win in seven games in the only fixture from last night. …
- All 50 of Torres' goals in the Premier League by: dave
January 4, 2010, 12:46
He may look like a girl but he can play a bit, as evidenced by all 50 Torres goals in the Premier League, which you can see here... All 50…
- The tragic of the Cup: 3rd round 2nd - 3rd January by: dave
January 4, 2010, 01:51
The 4th Round Draw FA Cup (4th Round Draw)- Watch more Videos at Vodpod. Manchester Utd 0 - 1 Leeds Utd Sir Alex Ferguson has expressed…
- Premier League highlights: 30th December by: dave
December 31, 2009, 12:02
Manchester United 5 - 0 Wigan Manchester United's Antonio Valencia punished his old Wigan friends with a masterclass performance, United running riot at Old…
- Premier League highlights: 28th - 29th December by: dave
December 29, 2009, 14:04
Aston Villa 0 - 1 Liverpool Fernando Torres scored his 50th league goal for Liverpool to secure a vital three points in the battle for fourth. That's right,…
- Life outside the Prem (Boxing day) by: dave
December 29, 2009, 13:39
Championship round up Championship Round-Up (26th December 2009)- Watch more Videos at Vodpod. League 1 round up League 1…
- Premier League on Boxing Day by: dave
December 27, 2009, 10:42
Birmingham City 0 - 0 Chelsea The formidable Chelsea failed to score in a match for the first time this season as they were held by team of the moment…
- The FIFA Puskas Awards 2009: Top ten goals of the year by: dave
December 22, 2009, 16:09
Can't argue with this little lot... FIFA Puskas Award 2009- Top ten goals of the year- Watch more Videos at Vodpod. The Grafite effort…
- Premier League highlights: 19th – 20th December by: dave
December 20, 2009, 08:42
West Ham 1 - 1 Chelsea West Ham 1 - Chelsea 1 MotD- Watch more Sports Videos at Vodpod. Everton 1 - 1 Birmingham Everton 1 -…
- Another reason to hate Black Eyed Peas by: dave
December 18, 2009, 13:35
Worst band ever back Portugal to win the World Cup: Black Eyed Peas back Portugal for the 2010 World Cup- Watch more Music Videos at Vodpod.
- You can't do that if you're on duty by: dave
December 17, 2009, 15:34
Typical bloody Glasgow Rangers bugger: an on-duty copper is spotted celebrating Beasley's goal for the Buggers in blue at Dundee Utd. Copper…
- Life in the Europa League, 16th and 17th December by: dave
December 17, 2009, 15:13
FC Basel 2 - 3 Fulham I actually watched this one. Bobby Zamora continued his hot run of form with a brace in the snow secured a place in the knockout…
- Premier League highlights: 15th – 16th December by: dave
December 16, 2009, 11:58
Liverpool 2 - 1 Wigan Liverpool in 'rare win' stunner! Liverpool 2 - Wigan 1 MOTD- Watch more Videos at Vodpod. Chelsea 2 - 1 Portsmouth …
- Prem Aid - Do they Know it's Christmas? (Don't Beat Portsmouth) by: dave
December 16, 2009, 11:51
Horrible. Prem Aid - Do they Know it's Christmas? (Don't Beat Portsmouth)- Watch more Videos at Vodpod.
- Turkish weekend, 12th - 13th December by: dave
December 14, 2009, 12:16
Here's what went down in my neck of the woods. Manisaspor 1 - 1 Beşiktaş Manisaspor 1 - Besiktas 1- Watch more Videos at Vodpod. Antalyas…
- Premier League highlights: 12th – 13th December by: dave
December 13, 2009, 21:46
Liverpool 1 - 2 Arsenal Arsenal were inspired to victory over Liverpool after a half-time bollocking from Arsène Wenger, according to young Cesc Fábregas. …
- How to look like a pillock on TV by: dave
December 11, 2009, 15:18
Whatever you do, and this is more important than any acceptance speech, make sure that you don't look like an idiot when someone else wins the goalie of the…
- BetRepublic's big three bets: 12th -13th December, 2009 by: dave
December 11, 2009, 15:08
Web-based betting TV company BetRepublic once again tell you their tips for this weekend's Premier League games. Football betting expert James Eastham gives…
- James Beattie & Tony Pulis: Let the truth be out! by: dave
December 10, 2009, 15:08
Not that I really care, but the PFA's offer to help resolve the dispute between James Beattie and manager Tony Pulis has been declined for the bloody obvious…
- Champions League lowlights, December 8th and 9th (part 2) by: dave
December 10, 2009, 14:35
Here they be... Liverpool 1 - 2 Fiorentina Liverpool 1 - Fiorentina 2 longer highlights- Watch more Videos at Vodpod. Steven Gerrard on…
- Champions League lowlights, December 8th and 9th by: dave
December 9, 2009, 11:30
Another round of fixtures out of the way, we'll soon clear out the trash and get down to business. The image of the evening: Beşiktaş fans show what…
- Jimmy Bullard by: dave
December 6, 2009, 16:09
Last week Jimmy Bullard, perhaps the one remaining sign of a soul in the modern English game, produced the best goal celebration the game has ever witnessed. …
- Eskişehirspor 2 - 1 Fenerbahçe, 5th December by: dave
December 6, 2009, 15:27
Fenerbahçe had the chance to open up a three-point lead at the top of the standings but big Adem Sarı bagged a brace for Eskişehirspor and Fenerbahçe’s…
- Real Madrid 4 - 2 Almeria, 5th December by: dave
December 6, 2009, 15:06
Cristiano Ronaldo, starting a first home match in more than two months following his ankle injury, scored, was sent off and missed a penalty as Madrid…
- Juventus 2 - 1 Inter Milan, 5th December by: dave
December 6, 2009, 14:42
That lad Claudio Marchisio has opened up the Serie A title race when his fine individual goal gave 10-man Juventus a 2-1 win over leaders Inter Milan. Even…
- Should James Milner go to the World Cup? by: dave
December 6, 2009, 14:30
If you ask me, yes. Shame no one is asking me, I suppose. Should James Milner go to the World Cup?- Watch more of this tripe at Vodpod.
- Premier League highlights: 5th – 6th December by: dave
December 5, 2009, 22:44
Arsenal 2 - 0 Stoke That man Andrey Arshavin bagged the opener and helped revive Arsenal's mood and inspire a decent win over Stoke. Arsenal…
- Bet Republic’s big three bets: 5th - 6th December by: dave
December 4, 2009, 14:18
BetRepublic, the Web-based betting TV company, again give you their top tips for this weekend's Premier League games. Legendary former pro player Steve…
- Life in the Europa League, 2nd and 3rd December by: dave
December 3, 2009, 14:37
This is what awaits Liverpool. Fulham 1 - 0 CSKA Sofia Fulham 1 - CSKA Sofia 0- Watch more Videos at Vodpod. Celtic 2 - 0 Hapoel Tel…
- Farsley Celtic 1 - 0 A right fool by: dave
December 3, 2009, 10:41
Bradford used to play Farsley Celtic every pre-season so I got to see them play a few times, probably still do for all I know. It's nice then to see them…
- Carling Cup delight, 1st and 2nd December by: dave
December 2, 2009, 11:17
Man Utd 2 - 0 Tottenham Young Darron Gibson scored twice in the first half as the holders knocked out last season's finalists at Old Trafford. …
- Premier League highlights: 28th – 29th November by: dave
November 29, 2009, 13:12
Arsenal 0 - 3 Chelsea Arsenal 0 - Chelsea 3 MotD- Watch more Videos at Vodpod. Everton 0 - 2 Liverpool Everton 0 - Liverpool 2…
- Midweek Prem action - 25th November by: dave
November 26, 2009, 14:52
Hull City 3 - 2 Everton Defeat at the hands of a Bullardly-resurgent Hull City last night means that Everton have won only one of their last eight league…
- Champions League lowlights, November 24th and 25th by: dave
November 25, 2009, 21:57
Debrecen 0 - 1 Liverpool Brave Liverpool secured their place in the much feted Europa league with a fine 1-0 away win against crack Eastern European…
- How to save football #1: The Champions League group stage by: dave
November 24, 2009, 10:21
Liverpool's current campaign looks over after this 1-1 draw. It needn't be this way. Lyon 1 - Liverpool 1- Watch more Sports Videos at…
- Premier League highlights: 21st - 23rd November by: dave
November 22, 2009, 10:28
Tottenham 9-1 Wigan Athletic Jermain Defoe stunningly plundered five second-half goals as Tottenham humiliated Wigan Athletic. Tottenham 9 -…
- Bet Republic's big three bets: 21st-22nd November by: dave
November 20, 2009, 16:08
Former pro Steve Claridge gives you his views alongside football betting expert James Eastham for the web-based betting TV company BetRepublic. Here aretheir…
- Cheating disgrace to World football, 18th November by: dave
November 19, 2009, 14:40
France 1 - 1 Ireland (Agg. 2-1) 'It was ridiculous really and unfortunately it's what we thought was going to happen. The World Cup is run by people who…
- Home internationals and stuff, 14th November by: dave
November 16, 2009, 13:09
Rubbish... Brazil 1 - 0 England Brazil 1 - England 0- Watch more Videos at Vodpod. Funny... Wales 3 - 0 Scotland Wales 3…
- Robert Enke by: dave
November 11, 2009, 11:06
The Hannover and Germany goalkeeper Robert Enke, who was expected to be part of Germany's World Cup squad for next summer, was killed after being hit by a…
- The tragic of the cup: Paulton Rovers 0-7 Norwich City by: dave
November 8, 2009, 13:40
Big Grant Holt scored twice as Norwich City knocked out lowly Paulton Rovers. Paulton Rovers 0 - Norwich 7 - Watch more Videos at Vodpod. …
- Premier League highlights: 7th to 9th November by: dave
November 8, 2009, 13:35
Here we go again... Liverpool 2 - 2 Birmingham Liverpool 2 - Birmingham 2- Watch more Videos at Vodpod. Chelsea 1 - 0 Manchester…
- Champions League lowlights, November 3rd and 4th by: dave
November 4, 2009, 11:38
November 3rd Jammy Manc buggers. Oh well, at least it livened up the evening. I spent it watching Beşiktaş meekly raising the white flag against the VW…
- Newcastlewatch: Sheffield United 0 - 1 Newcastle by: dave
November 3, 2009, 16:01
The first Newcastlewatch for ages sees Chris Morgan inadvertently deflecting Ryan Taylor’s low 25-yard shot past stranded Blades goalkeeper Ian Bennett in…
- Who the Hell is Aaron Hunt? by: dave
November 3, 2009, 13:06
He's the bugger who's turned down mighty England in favour of lowly Germany, that's who. Hunt was born in Germany but he has an English mother and…
- Premier League highlights: 31st October to 2nd November by: dave
November 1, 2009, 09:10
The words 'Benitez' and 'vote of confidence' may once again be freely used in pub conversation this evening. West Ham 2 - 1 Aston Villa Young…
- Carling Cup delight, 27th October by: dave
October 28, 2009, 12:31
Barnsley have called in the police to investigate allegations of vandalism and theft against Man Utd fans who were clearly unhappy about the state of the…
- Life outside the Prem (October 24th) by: dave
October 27, 2009, 16:21
Here be a roundup of 'crap football' that we all love really.
- Ariel Ortega fakes an injury vs Boca Juniors by: dave
October 27, 2009, 16:13
While the idiots on Turkish TV were foaming at the mouths this weekend describing the Fenerbahçe - Galatasaray derby as the biggest in world football, I had…
- Premier League highlights: 24th to 26th October by: dave
October 25, 2009, 21:46
Another week goes by... West Ham 2 - 2 Arsenal West Ham U 2 - Arsenal 2 (MotD)- Watch more Sports Videos at Vodpod. Bolton 3 - 2 Everton …
- Champions League lowlights, October 21st and 22nd by: dave
October 21, 2009, 09:14
Oops... Liverpool 1 - 2 Lyon Did someone say 'crisis'? Yes, it was me. Liverpool 1 - 2 Lyon: longer highlights- Watch more Sports Videos…
- Premier League highlights: 17th to 19th October by: dave
October 18, 2009, 10:39
Another weekend from the league that ain't as exciting as it was in the 70s: Sunderland 1 - 0 Liverpool Sunderland 1 - Liverpool 0 (MOTD)-…
- Premier League preview: 17th to 19th October by: dave
October 16, 2009, 13:28
Bet Republic once again deliver their top tips for this weekend’s Premier League games. Legendary former pro and gambler Steve Claridge gives you his views…
- Fabregas: the next Bond villain by: dave
October 15, 2009, 14:00
The villain in the next Bond film, tentatively titled 'The Frenchman never sees', will be Cesc Fabregas. Here's an exclusive preview: Cesc…
- Virtual Liverpool by: dave
October 15, 2009, 13:50
A lot of non-Englanders are extremely surprised when they learn a bit about the English game and realize how close some of the big teams are to each other in…
- I still don't care: England 3 - 0 Belarus by: dave
October 15, 2009, 12:58
Well, that's finally over. England 3 - 0 Belarus - Watch more Videos at Vodpod.
- Sunderland 1-0 Man City by: dave
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